Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: MMmmm... I smell bone jello...

[Razor]

Razor: *quoting Colin Mochrie* I think Tennessee Williams once said "You all are crap!" Someone some up what the hell is happening right now. Or I crush you.

[Drace]

Drace: What, where just drunk.

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 plays with Red as basketball, shoots, and scores*
MT11: Yes!
Razor: I didn't know we had a full sized basketball court in this pub!
Drace: It's true, there's alot about this pub we still don't know...
Razor: Give me an example.
Drace: ... That door! Where does it lead?
*Razor opens door and there's an old lady behind it*
Old Lady: "Do you mind?"
Razor: "Sheesh! I see what you mean!"

[Drace]

Drace: And that door, what is behind that?
*Razor looks behind the door*
SLAMMMMM
Razor: You don't want to know.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: And that door?
 *Walks through the door*
 *Comes back*
 Grandy; Ah, its the exit...
 Xen: And that door?
 *Opens the door*
 *A giant three headed-dog is sleeping inside*
 Xen: ... *Closes the door*
 Grandy; So, whats inside?
 Xen: A  giant Harry Potter reference.
 Grandy: Let me see...
 *Opens the door*
 Grandy: What you're talking about? This is just the bathroom...
 Xen: What? *Closes the door, opens the door again*
 Xen: Now its just a closet!
 *Closes and open*
 *A dinosaur head is seen*
 *Closes and open again*
 *The room of the End of Time (Chrono Trigger)*
 *Closes and open*
 Xen: Wait, its the pub! *Puts head in* *Xens head appear n the pub's door* *Puts head off, close the door and open the door*
 Grandy: Hey, its Middle-Earth!
 Xen: I dont like it! *Closes and open*
 *Telletubbies are inside*
 Teletubies: Hiii-*Closes the door*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Wow! I think we've just unwittingly discovered a door that randomly warps through space and time! Or, something. Think of all we could do with this power!"
Red: "I could go to Hell and meet other Fiends!"
Drace: "I could open the door until it opens into a safe, then steal the money!"
Grandy: "I could perhaps go through it back in time to when I was born, and find out whether I'm right about who I am!"
Razor: "Why, who do you think you are?"
Grandy: "Human, I think."
Xen: "I could get away from you guys so I'd never have to die again... Alternately I could go to a place where there's knives and guns and kill myself and that would have the same effect."
Darkfox: "I could travel to a dark wood with good hunting."
Lightwolf: "I could go to a light forest with good hunting."
Everyone: "I can't wait! Me first!"
*Everyone piles through door*
MT11: "Well we're here, but where is 'here'?"
*Everywhere is luminescient green and pink, constant annoying Christmas carols are playing, the Tweenies are dancing in the corner*
Red: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp!!! I know I wanted to go to hell, but this is too cruel!"
Razor: *Bashing head against rock* "Kill me now!"
Xen: "Quick! Back to the door!"
Drace: "Where's the door gone?"

[Drace]

Xen: It's behind you.
*Turns around*
Drace: O, there it is.
*Pulls*
Drace: It won't open.
*Pushes*
Drace: Still won't open.
Xen: AHHHHHH!!!
Red: I can't take it anymore, someone use a phoenix down on me so i can kill myself.
Razor: Allmost dead.
*Otherside of the door*
Ace Rimmer: Ace, let them in.
Ace: No, not yet, there just starting to become crazy.
Ace Rimmer: Well i'm letting them.... wait they didn't let me in there posts the last few times, screw them, i'm going to sleep.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Hmmm...
Ace: I thought you were in there.
Darkfox: I was, but I can teleport.
Ace: Oh yeah. Well... cheater...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "DARKFOX! LET US BACK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!"
Darkfox: "Well, maybe. What's the magic word?"
MT11: "Please, PLEASE!"
Darkfox: "I'm afraid the magic word has changed. Sorry!"
Razor: *big gash on side of head* "There we go, almost over..."
Drace: "What's the magic word???"

[Drace]

Xen: Chaos Realm: Extending beyond puny dwarves, elves, and humans.
Darkfox: No
Razor: Darkfox rules?
Darkfox: No
Grandy: Lightwolf?
Darkfox: Hell no!
Drace: Darkfag?
Darkfox: Yes, that's it!
*Opens door*

[Darkfox]

( -_- Drace...)

[Drace]

(just a joke )

[Darkfox]

(Well lets not use jokes based off nicknames AsakuraK... er... Hao calls me by)

Mindy: I didn't do it! *disappears*

Ace: Awwww... I was about to have the chocolate song start playing in there...

[Razor]

*Razor appears behind all with stitches holding together a large, laaaarge gash.*
Razor: Well we got out of that good well we got!
Red: Uhhhh Razor *points to trickling flow of blood*
Razor: No no no I'm good no.
Red: ... eh. *starts drinking*