Charas Pub

[DeamoneShane]

Shane: -grabs paper-
Shane: HAHAHA!! -papercuts Drace- DIE!

[Drace]

*finds out it's useless*
Shane: Why won't it work?!
Drace: Cause I'm holding the paper.

[Razor]

*the wall collapses on Drace and Shane*
Razor: Who did that?
NHP: *standing behind where the wall was* it wasn't me! It was him!!! *points to lightwolf and a waitress*

LW: Hi, I'm lightwolf, and your number is...?
Waitress: *slaps LW*
Razor: you! I remember you! You don't work here! get lost woman!!!
Waitress: go to Hell! *storms off*
LW: She'll be back... no woman can resist my charms.  
Razor: You...
LW:  
Razor: Go away.

[Darkfox]

NHP: Now time to bet back to tormenting Warxe until he notices me!

[Drace]

*Comes crawling from under the wall*
Drace: I think he died.
Razor: I hope so.
Shane: I'm still alive!
All except Shane: ****!!!

[DeamoneShane]

Shane: Why don't we just all be frineds?

[Razor]

Razor: The reason we can't be 'friends' is because... well.. the Justice League - *HawkGirl flies in*
HawkGirl: Hey! Noone better be friends in here!
Razor: *saluting whilst cowering* No maam...
*the flash*
The Flash: You know what we said! If anyone makes friends we'll break -your- *points directly at Razor* legs!
Red: Woohoo!
The Flash: You too! *points at Red*
Red: Aww...
HawkGirl: And we'll blow up this place!
Razor: Well, um, sir, we did recently survive a nearby nuclear explosion...
HawkGirl: We'll drop one ON the pub, so that you'll all get Vapourised!!
Razor: uh, Drace got vapourised, but then he came back anyway *points at drace*
Drace: Hi.
The Flash: You'll all be dead! DEAD!!
HawkGirl: Come on, Flash, lets light a bus full of school children on fire and throw it off a cliff.
The Flash: Meet you there! *zip*
*Hawkgirl flies off*
Razor: ...and that's why we can't have friends.
Shane: Aww.

[El Presidente]

*El Presidente walks in, new to the scene*
El Presidente: Wow, Shane was owned by the Justice League. Nice one Razor!
*El Presidente finds a penny on the floor and walks back through the bushes and out of sight*

[Razor]

Shane: Eh?
Razor: Excuse me one minute. *dials a number on a nearby phone that is inexplicably connected to Shane's face. that's the future of phones right there.*
Yeah, hello? Those anti-El Prez sticky papers aren't working!
...
Of course I layed them out right! I want my money back!
...
Why don't you go do that to your horse, then? *slams phone into Shane's face/phone holder*
Shane: arg! my teef!
Razor: those bastards...
Shane: Riiing! Riiing!
Razor: *picks up* Hello?
Phone: *loud* That wasn't a friend was it? We'll break your legs!
Razor: *slams phone into Shane's face again*
Shane: Arg!! You broke my doze!!! Who was it?
Razor: Erm, I think it was for you. *slowly backs away from Shane*

[Drace]

*Spiderman, the Hulk, Daredevil come walking in*
Daredevil: Drace said you had some problems with the Justice League, so where here to help.
Drace: Where are the others?
Spiderman: They'll be here in a few moments.
Razor: Which others?
Drace: Well as the Justice League ain't from marvel, I asked some from Marvel to help us.
I asked Spiderman, the Hulk, Daredevil, Wolverine, Beast, Human Torch, the Thing, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Blade, Agent X, Cyclops and Captain America to help.
Razor: Ahhh, I see.
Shane: Can you be my friends now?
Others: NOOOO!!!!!

[El Presidente]

*El Presidente re-emerges from the bushes with an overweight Batman look-a-like, an Elvis impersonator and a jockey who is below the average jockey height*
El Presidente: Ha ha! Can you stop my band of Super Villians?
Razor: Yes.
El Presidente: Oh, Ok... *hits shane* I shall return with my secret weapon... and a shaver so that we can do some nasty things to Shane. Mwuahahahah! *runs back into bushes*

[Razor]

*Superman flies in destroying a wall*
SM: This El Prez person is not making friends! We are considering making him one of us. BUT WE WILL NOT. AND TO PROVE THAT WE ARE SERIOUS - *eyelasers a nearby barstool until it melts*
Razor: O.o;
SM: AND TO PROVE THAT WE ARE SERIOUS - *eyelasers a nearby barfly until he melts*
Razor: Hey! He was one of my best customers! He grossly overpaid me for beer!
SM: Muahahahahahha! *flies of through another wall*
Darkfox: Why are the Justice League evil?
Razor: I don't know...

[El Presidente]

El Presidente: I have returned, with my super weapon - a giant living model of Uncle Sam!
*Ominous music sounds*
Superman: THAT'S ENOUGH OMINISITY FOR ONE DAY! - *eyelasers the CD Player until it melts*
Uncle Sam: Yay, beer!
El Presidente: No Uncle Sam! You need to be sober to fulfill your use for World Domination!
Razor: Here have an extra large one for free. And by free, I mean, get El Presidente to pay for it.
El Presidente: No Razor! Everyone knows that a giant Uncle Sam's one weakness - their Achillies Heel - if you will, is an extra large, free beer!
*Uncle Sam falls over stiffly*
Uncle Sam: I R deD!!1
El Presidente: Blast you Razor! Now, to go join the Justice League which has turned evil for some reason!

[Razor]

*at the inpenetrable (i know that ain't riight) fortress of the Justice League*
Batman: NO! NOW LEAVE BEFORE SUPERMAN CRUSHES YOU!
Superman: *flexes muscles threateningly*
El Presidente: Damn. Ok, Plan C. Take over Donut King. Come Uncle Sam!
Uncle Sam: Duuhh, alwight boss.

[El Presidente]

*10 mins. later, after breaking through Donut King and several pimply teenage workers*
El Presidente: Hah-hah! My plan for World Domination is in action. Now all I need is 17 homing pidgeons, a legion of flying monkeys and a BBQ-Chicken pizza - I'm hungry.
Uncle Sam: I get dem for you boss!
El Presidente: Excellent, or excellente as it were!