Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: Someone's naked?
Psychosis: Me!
Razor: Aww. I was hoping it was someone else. *looks at Samus*
Warxe: Your ears pricked up at "You don't wear clothes"
Razor: No they don't.
Warxe: *underbreath* youdon'twearclothes.*/underbreath*
Razor: Wazzat?
Warxe: See?
Razor: Natural response. Now shut up, and play the damn card game. I'll watch. And, uhh, pour drinks! Yeah! *grabs glass and pours beer all over his hand as he stare as Samus*
Red: Hey Razor, you're pouring beer on your hand.
Razor: Shh. If I don't react, she won't notice. I'm being smooth.
Red: Reeeaaaal smooth.
Razor: Shut up.
Red: *grumbling*Stupid Razor tells me to shut up thinks he's so good trying to win over stupid Samus by pouring stupid alchocolic beverages on his stupid arm... hey! *lights Razor's arm on fire*
Razor: *no reaction*
Red: Uh, Razor?
Razor: Shh. If I don't react, she won't notice. I'm being smooth.

[Drace]

Red: Hmmm *grabs knife and cuts Razor's hand off*
Razor: Shh. If I don't react, she won't notice. I'm being smooth.
Wait a sec. Where did she go?

[SleepAid]

Shinotebasiiackh: She was over here for a moment. Wait... Dammit, I think she took my drink.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: No, that was me, I found out your drink was a C4 bomb, so I bough a defusion kit and defused it.
 Shinotebasiiackh: ...
 Grandy: THE TERRORISTS!!!!! *shoots with a MP5 that dont exist in Razor* Go!Go!Go! Afirmatime. Storm in the front. Headshot!
 Razor: ...
 Grandy: Need backup! Needing assistance! I'll defuse the bomb *jump in a table, and try to defuse a glass of wine*
 Grandy: Cover me! *little words pop up in hise head* --You're trying to defuse the bomb WITHOUT a defusion kit--
 Razor: Okay, thats it! GET OUT OF MY TABLE!
 Grandy: Taking fire, need assistance! Oh no! *Grandy hides below a chair*
 Grandy: Get out of there, its gonna BLOW!
 Razor: Grandy, I know you like CS, but this is a little too mu- *the glass of wine explodes*
 Narrator: Terrorists win!

[Razor]

Razor: Not you again!
Narrator: Yes! Hahahaha!
Narrator: It appears I have learnt Warxe's revival trick!
Warxe: It appears he has learnt my revival trick.
Warxe: Hey, I just said that.
Narrator: Not anymore, I changed the order around.
Warxe: Dastard!
Dick Dastardly: Muttley!
Muttley: *Snickers*
Snickers: I rival Mars!
Mars: I'm a planet! Hoorah!
Seph: *uses Super Nova*
Mars: *destroyed*
Odin: You just doomed us all you know.
Seph: Strange, I never thought of that before.
Narrator: And then they survived amazingly.
Seph: I'll buy that.
Narrator: $600.
Seph: Dastard!
Dick Dastardly: -
Everyone else: Shut up!
DD:
Warxe: So why are you here?
Narrator: To have sex with Samus! *does so*
Samus: That was great!
Samus: I never said that! That never happened! *kills Narrator*
Crowd: *cheers*
Cast of Cheers: *happy*
Razor: You gonna buy something or get out.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: You lot... A bunch of pervs, all of you. *Sneaks out back with Samus*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: ... ... ... ... *colors inverse and gets taller, grabs MT11 with her tail and throws him to the moon*

: One day Alice, bam, zoom! Straight to the moon! *notices MT11* like that thing!

Psycosa: *points to Razor, a look on her face of eerie intent*

Samus: Well, I got space pirates to attend to, cya later losers! *gets up, walks out into her ship and flies away*

[Razor]

Leela: Who knew the first astronauts were so fat?
Fry: That wasn't an astronoaut! That was just a fat comedian! And he was just using space as a metaphor for beating his wife!


Razor: *notices Psycosa* Aww, what did I do?

[Darkfox]

Psychosa: *adult tone* You all got interested in some space suit wearing girl of whom you've never seen outside her suit thus fantasying about it and most of all: treating me like I'm unimportant...

[SleepAid]

Shinotebasiiackh: *lights his new glass of vodka on fire and throws it at Grandy* *gets sued for arson*

[Red Giant]

Razor: Eww, what's that smell?
Red: Sorry. I went and rolled around in some toxic waste to get super powers, then I found out it was regular waste. Also, a coin got in my brain.
Razor: It's unbearable!
Red: Here, you can take this to cover your face. *Hands over a surgeons mask*
Razor: Err... thanks *Puts it on* You know I-
Red: AAAH! A NINJA!!
Razor: No, Red, you just gave me this. Don't you remem-
Red: DIE NINJA!

[Darkfox]

Kijuki: *twitch* GAAAH! THE N WORD!! *goes psychotic and kicks Razor out the window... the one over the bluff that wasn't there before*

Razor: I'm not a ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Kijuki: I have returned honor to thi...

Razor: I'm not done! ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *pow*

Kijuki: Done now?

Razor: Yes.

Kijuki: Ok XD, I have returned honor to this Pub!

Psychosa: Since WHEN was this place honorable?

Kijuki: XD good question!

[Red Giant]

Red: Sooo, Samus. What's with the suit. Why do you wear it all the time?
Samus: Eerrr, well, you know, for protection.
Red: But you're in breathable air. And there are no aliens around. Why not just-
Samus: NO! Not to take suit off! Germs! Germs everything! Dirty, nasty germs! They are my most deadly foes!! Germs.... everywhere.... *Crumples into a shuddering heap on the ground.
*Quietly*Germs.... germs...

[Razor]

Razor:*returns*Anyway, Psycosa, I was ignoring you persay, it's just, well, see, "Samus is naked"
Male crowd: Woo!
Razor: But then, "Psychosis is naked"
Male crowd: Meh.
Some guy: Who?
Razor: Y'see, you're nakedness is not important. It's like a cat, or Ambrosa.
Pub: *silence*
Razor: Uh oh. She isn't behind me, is she? *feels backwards*
Ambrosa: No, I'm infront of you.
Razor: *high pitched scream* *cowers*

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: And I so happen to WEAR clothes and I'm also also considered quite attractive, and it's Ambosia!!!

Psychosa: Pick a body part Ambrosia...

Ambrosia: I'll take the tail...

Psychosa: Head is mine...

Psychosis: What's the point in tearing him apart, he likes a woman whom is germaphobic, has metroid juice in her and is old enough to be his grandma, do the math.

Psychosa: *points at Razor and laughs* Your so right!

Ambrosia: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Samus: Loser. Hey wait a minute! HMPH! *takes off in her spaceship*