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Offline Dragonium

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« Reply #1275 on: March 08, 2005, 08:59:12 PM »
*Wading through small glowing chihuahuas*

Dragonium: This is dumb. *Hack, slash*

*Dogs regenerate themselves*

Dragonium: There's no end to these things! They're immortal!

*Fire Blast, kills them all and they all regenerate*

Dragonium: Aaaaaaargh! Kill them! Please!

Psychosis: No way. I'm gonna call MT and tell him you're about to be devoured by atomic puppies! *Takes out mobile and dials number*

Chihuahuas: Bzzzzt...!

*All die*

Psychosis: What the...?!

Dragonium: Radio signal. Hahaha.

Psychosis: Damn.

Dragonium: Hey, that's my line!

Voice: Quiet, both of you! Try this for size!

*Super-Ultra-Life-Stream-Power-Sephiroth-with-Fireproof-Trousers appears*

Dragonium: Damn.
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Offline Darkfox

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« Reply #1276 on: March 08, 2005, 09:03:57 PM »
Psychosis: *hits Sephiroth with a rock*

Sephiroth: NO! My beautiful face! WAAAAHHHH! *runs away*
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« Reply #1277 on: March 08, 2005, 09:24:10 PM »
Razor: $#^%!!!
Red: Hey! I can do that too! Dollarsignhashcaratpercentage!
Red's mother: Red! Don't swear!
Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American, mom!)
Razor: It's Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Estuans interius, ira vehementi, Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Seph: Did someone summon me?
Razor: Go home!
Seph: I am home *points to sign on front door*
Sign:  [GLOW]RAZOR'S[/GLOW] Charas Pub.  
OWNED BY  [GLOW]RAZOR[/GLOW]
RUN BY  [GLOW]RAZOR[/GLOW]
Home of Sephiroth!
Razor: Hey! I don't remember authorising that sign!

Edit: Red's crazy. He made that quote up.


Yeah.
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« Reply #1278 on: March 08, 2005, 09:26:24 PM »
Heisheros: It was when I told you to sign a contract or I'd burn up all your plushies, then pound you. So you signed it.
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« Reply #1279 on: March 08, 2005, 09:48:45 PM »
Razor: Who the hell are you? Go away.


Commentator1:  Fearsome words from Razor there, Bill, fearsome words.
Commentator2:  Fearsome words indeed, Marty. What'll happen next?
Commentator1:  I don't know Bill.
Commentator2: ...
Commentator1: ...?
Commentator2:  You're dead air, Marty.
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« Reply #1280 on: March 08, 2005, 11:00:45 PM »
Heisheros: I leave when I want to and not a minute sooner, got it?! Oh by the way, *holds out a contract* sign this or I'll grind your CD collection into powder then make you eat it!

Lightwolf: *Hides behind Red Giant* That woman scares me...
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« Reply #1281 on: March 09, 2005, 05:47:42 AM »
Razor: That's a woman? *pokes Heirowotsits*
Hwoman: Cease and desist!
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« Reply #1282 on: March 09, 2005, 06:43:53 AM »
Heisheros: What? You couldn't tell I was a woman!?

Lightwolf: Try wearing a bikini then it could be more obvious. *Gets scorched by a stream of fire* Ow... *falls over*

Red: ... ... *is a charred skeleton* Darnit! Do you know how long it takes to bleach these bones!?
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Offline Dragonium

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« Reply #1283 on: March 09, 2005, 04:01:09 PM »
Dragonium: *Looks at Red* Hmm.

Red: Don't stare at me, do something!

Dragonium: *Picks him up, he crumbles into dust* Whoops...

Red's head: Damn you! Now I'll have to get the superglue.

Dragonium: No need. I have it right here. *Starts sticking the ash together*

Red: Erm... Yeah, that bit goes there. That bit... there, yeah. You're almost there... Hey, make me stand on my head!

Dragonium: ...

Red: Sorry, I said something stupid, didn't I?

Dragonium: Yup. I'm done! *Stands him up*

Red: Now, I'll just... Erm...

Dragonium: What?

Red: You forgot to glue on my head, you idiot!

Dragonium: Damn.
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #1284 on: March 09, 2005, 04:44:39 PM »
MT11: *Scratches head* I'm lost... What's going on?
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« Reply #1285 on: March 09, 2005, 04:50:49 PM »
Dragonium: *Gives Red's head to Red* I don't know what's going on either.

MT11: No?

Dragonium: No.

MT11: Me neither.

Dragonium: Damn.
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« Reply #1286 on: March 09, 2005, 05:38:15 PM »
*Red's head falls off on MT11, knocking him out*
Drace: Who couldn't saw that coming?
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« Reply #1287 on: March 09, 2005, 05:45:22 PM »
Dragonium: You know, that "*______ falls on MT11, knocking him out*" thing is so old right now, Drace.

Drace: Hey, I'm running out of ideas! What do you expect?

Dragonium: Hang on. You're alive. I guess the brain alteration worked.

Drace: Sey, ti did. Rotcod Der yllaer si a suineg, huh?

Dragonium: Oh no. His word-said-right-way-round system isn't working yet. We'll have to perform Dynamic Hydrocarbon Adhesion.

Drace: Tahw?

Dragonium: ... Although, Bacterium Encephalostablization might work... Or we could risk Consecutive Oxygen Transmutation... Nah, we're best going for Simplified Holotransmutation. It's the kindest thing to do.

Drace: Ym daeh sleef driew... Hguuu... *Falls over*

Dragonium: Damn.
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« Reply #1288 on: March 09, 2005, 08:03:11 PM »
Razor: Mr D...
Dragonium: Don't call me Mr D.
Razor: Mr Arse...
Dragonium: Mr D was better.
Razor: I disected the word holotransmutation,  that would mean that you perform a transformation which caused Drace's hologram to become a mutant. Drace isn't a hologram.
Dragonium: Sure he is!
Drace: *fades out and into existance*
Razor: O.o
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« Reply #1289 on: March 09, 2005, 08:10:30 PM »
*Drace is shrunk to the size of a cricket and forever swings from a tiny belltower screaming "SANCTUARY!"*
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