Charas Pub

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Reading a book called "An Encyclopedia of the Minor Ideological Battles of the Earldoms"* Whoa... Deep...

Razor: Umm... Hello... We're in the middle of an argument here, stoopid!

Dragonium: *Throws book away* Fine! I challenge you to a Weird Spell Fight!

Razor: Fine! *Japanese Manga Battle Music starts*

Dragonium: Laser Wheelie!

Razor: Whirlwind B-Movie Icicle!

Dragonium: Fiendish Broccoli Accelerated Surfboard!

Razor: Corrupting Pepper Shooting Home Economics Shield!

Dragonium: Mecha Stapler!

Razor: Ughh... Limit Break!!!

Dragonium: Uh-oh...

Razor: Killing Walkie-Talkie Piercing Cheese Jet!

Dragonium: Damn.

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by Razor
Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American/English, mom!)

WRONG. That's WRONG. WRONG, little girl! In england it is also pronounced and spelt with a U so you're WRONG!

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by Red Giant

quote:

Originally posted by Razor Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American/English, mom!)

WRONG. That's WRONG. WRONG, little girl! In england it is also pronounced and spelt with a U so you're WRONG!

Red is right. I'm English, so I know. I think.

And Red, your bold tags don't work. Maybe it's on purpose. I dunno.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Heheheh... they do say mum!

[Tomi]

Tomi:  Look! All the mums are poping out of the ground!

All: WTF!!!!!

Tomi: As.... in the type.....of flower.  Its called a mum.

All: Ohhhh!!!

Razor:  *jumps towards and eats all the flowers*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Those are.. poison...

[Razor]

Originally posted by Red Giant

quote:

Originally posted by Razor Red: Sorry mum... (or if you're American/English, mom!)

WRONG. That's WRONG. WRONG, little girl! In england it is also pronounced and spelt with a U so you're WRONG!

That quote never happened. Your tags are screwing up.

You're crazy. I never said any of that. You too, [STRIKE]Hippie[/STRIKE] Dragonium. I never said that at all.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: But you did eat the flowers, yes?

[Razor]

Razor: Ok darkfox, there's two ways we can handle this.
1) I did in fact eat the flowers, in which case I will throw up on you, captain point outty, or
2) No I didn't.

Let Mr Hubert J Darkfox answer this'n.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: How about

3) You did and I use Tomi as a shield and you puke on him.

[Razor]

Razor: Meh. I can't be bothered. Let's just collapse that part of the bar on him.
Darkfox: Ok.
*bar collapses on Tomi*

[Xen]

*Xen enters*
Xen: I somehow feel like I've been here before...
Razor: You have.
Xen: Damn you! You're spoiling my confusion! Now I have to destory something!
Razor: *Points to pile of collapsed bar*
Xen: Damn you! Now I have to fix that! *fixes bar*
Razor: Eh, that works for me.
Tomi: Yay! I'm fr-
Xen: *collapses bar on Tomi* Yay! Mindless destruction! I feel beter n-
Razor: *Shoots Xen in the face with a shotgun*
Xen: *Dead*

[Drace]

Drace: We say mam.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"

[Drace]

Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: No, we say mam.
Psychosis: No, you say "SANCTUARY!"
Drace: Let's stop.
Psychosis: Yeah ok.
Drace: But it's still mam.
Psychosis: SANCTUARY!!!