Charas Pub

[Eternal Darkness]

ED: How can you put your hand in pocket if you dont have any
*Xen shrugs shoulders*
Xen: Meh  i have a solution
*Eats ED*
Xen: that was a tasty solution

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

MMB: *takes a n00b*
n00b: WAHT?!?!
MMB: see that fire?
n00b: yeah, whast with it?
MMB: that my dear n00b, is a n00b fire...
n00b: uh?
*throws n00b into fire*
n00b: AAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA IM BURNIN!!!
MMB: duh!
Razor: *laughs*
MMB: *punches LF*
LF: why?
MMB: this is why...*takes of cap, and.....*
LF & DF: OMG!
DF: what happened to ur face?!?!
LF: gee....what would have happened?!?!
DF: i dont know...
MMB: LF just threw me into the fire, he tought i whas a god damn n00b...!!!
LF: oh yeah, srry for that XD
DF: calm down guys
MMB: i cant ive just been in a fire and im as hot as what!!!
LF: srry...
MMB: too late! *starts smackin into LF*
LF: *fights back*
DF: STOP YOU TOO! *gets hit in the face while saying that and fights with them*
drace: why? do they always argeu?
Razor: MMB is just a shadow, they think they are fighting the real MMB, but actually they are fighting a hologram...
''real'' MMB: yeah how'd u geusse?
Razor: XD, well i seemed to have seen u on that hill over there...
MMB: XD, ok that wasn't the best hiding place
drace: nope it wasn't...
Xen: wheres is ED?
MMB: you ate him, you stupid dragon!
drace: agreed
Razor: agreed
*LF, DF & fake MMB stop fighting*
LF: agreed
DF: agreed
fake MMB: agreed, but em, DF & LF im just a holocom unit, the real MMB is standin right over there...
LF & DF: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?  *take angry looks*
MMB: couldn't u keep ur mouth shut?!?!
fake MMB: n0pe...
MMB: DAMN! *runs*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Drink in one hand, cigarette in the other* ...

Xen: Hey, since when did you smoke?

Dragonium: I don't.

Xen: Then what's that?

Dragonium: It's a boomerang. Everything I do boomerangs on me. I can't do anything without getting the consequences. It's not fair.

Xen: So you're smoking, in the hope that there are no consequences to smoking?

Dragonium: Well... Yeah... *Choke, cough, splutter*

Xen: See?

Dragonium: Uugh... *Throws away cigarette, lands in Drace's pocket*

Drace: Uh-oh... *Drace's trousers burn*

Dragonium: Hey, it worked!

Xen: Stupid! Drace's trousers are on fire!

Dragonium: ...

Xen: ...

Dragonium: Damn.

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

MMB: *still runs* LF & DF cant u forgive me!
LF: uhm?....ok
DF: i can but dont kick me in the face again!
MMB: i wont...
*DF, LF and MMB walk back to the other guys and notice...*
LF: HOLY SH!T, drace is on fire!
DF: he is one and al fire
LF: oh yeah srry forgot XD
MMB: lets help em! *gets water-gun*
DF: ok on my command, 1.......2.........3!!!
MMB: SH!T, ( the guns trigger is stuck! )
drace: HELP! IM ON FIRE! *he then notices he IS one and all fire*
MMB: finnaly it works *aims worng and shoots Xen*
drace: pfew for a sec there i tought i WHAS actualy on fire...
DF: you are...
drace: no? Aaaaaaaaah *runs/flies XD*

[Eternal Darkness]

*ED crawls out of Xen's mouth and goes to get beer from bar*
ED: so what did i miss
MMB: nothing much just drace on fire
ED: AAARRRGGGHHH I really missed that
Drace: Yes and it wasn't funny
MMB: XD Yes it was  *MMB's head explodes from laughing to much*
Drace:  XD  Now thats funny

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Quick, put out Drace's trousers before they burn off. I don't want everyone to get psycological traumor.
Xen: *eats MT11*
MT11: *Eats Xen from inside*
Xen: *Eats MT11 from inside*
MT11: It's obvious we can't resolve this this way. Let's team up and eat others.
Xen: Agreed.
MT11: *Eats Dragonium*
Xen:  Told you smoking kills.
Fireman: I'm here about the fire! *Sees Xen* AAAAAAAAAARGH! DRAGON! *Runs off*
Xen: Oh no, I hope he doesn't get the dragon hunters in here...
Drace: Hello? Still burning!
Various people in Xen and MT11: Hello? Being digested!
DF: Nothing interesting happens these days...

[Eternal Darkness]

*ED is watching from the shadows*
ED: HEEHEE  just like watching a soap its all violence
*Xen and MT11 turn and walk towards ED*
ED: time i was gone *walks into the shadows and disappears*
MMB: Where did he go
*ED pokes head out of shadows at other side of the room*
ED: I'm not called Eternal Darkness for nothing
*ED disappears into the shadows again*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Shakes fist* Damn you, Darkness!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: You just stole the power of one of my characters! AGAIN!*shakes fist* I'll get you yet, Darkness!!!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Counting the times MT11 eats someone* You added two there, ya know Moose.

MT11: Shut up, stomach!

Xen: Your stomach is talking?!

MT11: Don't worry. Some Alka Seltzer usually sorts out this problem. *Gulp*

Dragonium: *Fizz* Aaagh! It stings!

MT11: It's not working! What do I do?!

Xen: I know! *Punches MT11 in stomach, barfs up Dragonium*

Dragonium: Eewww... Lovely...

MT11: Why won't you just die and stop being annoying?!?!

Dragonium: That wasn't in the contract! All that was in mine was that I say "Damn" at the end of every post!

MT11: Oh yeah? In that case... *Dumps bucket of magma on Dragonium*

Dragonium: Da -- Hey, you burnt the contract! I don't have to say "Damn" any more!

Mog: Noooooooooooooooo!!!! *Explodes*

*Final Fantasy victory music plays*

Xen: Hmmph. Mog was evil all this time. Never would'a thought it.

[dark barrier2]

*walks in*
hello

[Xen]

Xen: Hiya!
*Xen eats dark barrier2*
Xen: It begins.
ED: *Appears out of shadows* Actually, the eating thing began quite a few posts ago, AND, you stole MY catchphrase!!
Xen: Which YOU stole from some poor homeless person!
ED: Yeah but he didn't need it. Besides, I'm much greater than a poor homeless per- *gets eaten by Xen* ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Xen: Meh. *the number 62 appears above Xen's head*
Commentator: 62 PEOPLE EATEN BY XEN!!!!
Xen: Shut up... *eats Commentator*
Commentator: *from inside Xen* 63 PEOPLE EATEN BY XEN!!!

[dark barrier2]

im still alive!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hey! Now that we have enough people, let's play "Don'tsaythisorI'llbreakyournose!".

Xen: "Don'tsaythisorI'llbreakyournose"?

Dragonium: *Breaks Xen's nose* Ha ha ha!

Xen: Ya know, that was really childish.

Dragonium: Sorry.

Xen: Sorry's not good enough, ya bum!

Dragonium: Shut up! *Eats Xen*

Xen: That was really childish...

[Drace]

Drace: *Walks to Xen and Razor* I think the fire is finally out.
Xen: You know, your still on fire.
Drace: No I'm no..... AHHHHHHHHHH!
Razor: Quick! There's a fire hose on the wall.
Drace: Thanks. *runs to the wall and grabs the hose*
Razor: No wait! Not at the window close by the oil......
Explosion: BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Drace: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor: Never mind.