Charas Pub

[SleepAid]

Shinotebasiiackh: *yanks off one of Red's fingers and stirs his drink with it* *pops it back on* "God, this bar has everything!"

... ... ...

Shinotebasiiackh: "Holy ****! A skeleton!"

[Drace]

Red: Boo!
Shinotebasiiackh: Eek! *runs*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Still in the pub* La la laa... *Stirs drink with finger* Wonder where everyone is...?

*Sips drink*

Dragonium: Y'know, I feel like I've forgotten something really important... *Drops glass* GOLD!!!

Vincent: Did you say Gold?

Dragonium: Vincent? What are you doin' here?

Vincent: Oh, Hojo scientifically altered me again and put me to sleep in the cellar.

Dragonium: Well, cool, but let's face it, Grandy is currently in the lead, according to the tracking bug I put on him, and he's gonna get all the gold.

*Gets GPS unit out with a Grandy-shaped blip flashing on it*

Vincent: That's too bad.

Dragonium: Yep. I'm outta here. *Calls airship, which lands on the pub, crushing the west wall*

Vincent: You have an airship?!

Dragonium: Hell yeah!

Vincent: Let's get that gold, baby! Oh yeah!

[Vincent joined the party]

Red: Can I have my finger back now, guys?

Shinotebasiiackh: Happy birthday, Red! *Gives Red back his finger covered in wrapping paper*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *Flies by undetected by ghosts, apparently they think she's a ghost too*

[Moosetroop11]

Xen: Good job I escaped from Mum... And I'm nearly at the gold! It's getting harder and harder to move though... *Looks up, sees MT11 is sitting on his back* Hey! Get off!
MT11: Thanks for the lift, sucker!!! *Runs towards gold*

[Dragonium]

*Airship lands in front of Xen and MT11*

Dragonium: *Hops out* Hold it! You're goin' no further!

Vincent: *Hops out* Yeah baby!

Dragonium: Stop saying that! Ahem... We're taking the gold!

Xen: Aww, no fair!

MT11: How dare you try to steal my gold?!

 Battle Start! (Click me)

MT11 attacks Dragonium for 120 damage!
Dragonium counterattacks for 93 damage!
Vincent attacks Xen for 234 damage!
Xen: Aaagh! *Dies*
MT11 uses Phoenix Down on Xen!
Dragonium uses Turbo Tablet on Vincent!
Vincent: Yeah baby!
Dragonium: Shut up!
Xen attacks Vincent for 670 critical damage!
Xen: Teeheehee!
Vincent transforms into Galian Beast!
MT11 attacks Dragonium with Moose Hoof for 598 damage!
Dragonium attacks MT11 with Airship Crush for 1202 damage!
MT11: *Airship lands on him* Gurrr...
MT11 attacks Dragonium with Antler Sweep for 2385 damage!
Dragonium: Playing dirty huh? Well, get this!
Dragonium attacks MT11 with Burning Chain for 6809 damage and Slow status!
MT11: Daaaammnn yoouu!
MT11 attacks Dragonium with Last Resort for 12989 damage!
Xen attacks Galian Beast for 443 damage!
Galian Beast attacks Xen with Berserk Dance for 675 damage!
Commentator: It looks like deadlock here, no-one is winning or losing!
Dragonium attacks Commentator for 34597 damage!
Dragonium: He was in the way...

Razor: *Runs past with pot of gold* Hee hee hee!!!!

Everyone: *Look at each other in silence* Get him!!!!!

[Drace]

Drace: *Tackles everyone and runs besides Razor*
We are winning!
Razor: I am winning, you aren't *tries to tackle Drace but trips*
Drace: Heehe *picks up gold but gets triped by Razor*
Razor: My gold!
Shinetobasiiackh: *Picks up gold and runs toward the finish*
I AM WINNING!
Commentator: It seems that Dick Dasterdly is cheating again!
I mean Shinetobasss.... screw that name.


PS: The post before this was the first post featuring music. Bravo!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Bows to taped applause* Thank you, thank you...

Shinetobasiiackh: Ha ha ha! I'm gonna win!

Vincent: Noooooooo! *Does a judo-flip in the air and flies at Shinetobasiiackh*

Shinetobasiiackh: Aaaagh!

*Crash*

Shinetobasiiackh: The gold! Nooo!

*Gold flies in the air, Shinetobasiiackh flies into the air, Vincent slides over the finish line*

Commentator: It's gonna land on...!

*Gold lands on Vincent*

Shinetobasiiackh: ...

Dragonium: ...

Drace: ...

Vincent: *Parties* Woohoo! Now I can get my own place instead of hanging out in the Shinra Mansion! Yeah baby!

Dragonium: Alright Vincent! Now, let's get outta here with our gold!!

Vincent: Our gold?! I have nothing to do with the Charas Pub! I'm outta here!

Dragonium: *Cries* Unfair!

Drace: Oh well... Don't worry, Saint Patrick's Day was 2 days away. It's all gone for another year.

*Gold disappears*

Everyone, especially Vincent: Waaaagh! *Cry*

Drace: Hang on - if we're all here, who's looking after the Pub?

===Meanwhile===

Red: Oh yeah, boogie people! *Loud music and flashing lights*

Skeleton: Wicked birthday party, Red! It was so great of you to hire this place out for your party!

Red: Eeeerrr... Yeah...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Grabbing blindly where the gold was* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: It looks like the race is over.... now wheres the pub?
 Ghost: Boo!
 Grandy: Are you following me?
 Ghost: Boo
 Grandy: Right... and why?
 Ghost: Boo BooOO Bo bo
 Grandy: You're afraid?
 Ghost: *nods*
 Grandy: Afraid of what?
 Ghost: BooooOOOOOOoOooooOOOOO
 Grandy: You're afraid of Ghosts?
 Ghost: Boo
 Grandy: There's no problem! I havent saw any ghost in this forest yet!
 Ghost: BoOo *looks happy*
 Psychosis: *fly over theys heads*
 *Ghost and Grandy looks each other*
 Grandy: A GHOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!
 Ghost: BOOOO!
 *Grandy and Ghost run away........................................ going in the opposite direction of the pub*

[Tomi]

Good thing!

*Pub explodes!*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *takes gold and disappears*

[Xen]

*Xen arrives at the finish line, finally*
Xen: YAY!! I WON!!! I WON!!! I- *notices everyone else at the finish line* -Aww crap!!
Drace: The gold's gone anyway...
Xen: It has? *falls to ground* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYY???
Drace: Eh, we still have each other.

*Silence*

Razor: Don't EVER say that again!!

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: That last bit was disturbingly similar to the Big Emerald.

-Zero: Hey, where's the pub? I'm starting to sober up.

-Warxe: Over... *points to the ruins of the Charas Pub*

-Zero: NOT MY BEER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

*2 hours later*

Zero: ....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

-Xios: Well, now what?

-Kratos: Good question. Perhaps we should begin rebuilding the pub.

-Warxe: But that would require effort and laborers.

-Kratos: *looks at the rest of the barflies* ...I see what you mean.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Hey... I think we found the pub!
 Ghost: Boo...
 Grandy: No, there aren't any ghosts in there!
 Ghost: Bo Booooo
 Grandy: Lets go. *enter in a pub called "The Sarahc Pub, made by Rozar, owned by Rozar, home of Htorihpes", there is a wolf guy that looks just like Razor inside it*