Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

*Psychosis splashes Dragonium with water who was just dreaming the whole time*

Psychosis: Hey wake up, quit daydreaming. You know they would never fight over a commoner like you. Anyways... I don't see what guys see in them.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: We see legs, of course!
 Psychosis: I have legs too!
 Grandy: I mean... legs without fur...

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: BURNED.

-Xios: Shut up.

-Kratos: I concur.

-Zero: No one likes you, Warxe.

-Warxe: Awww... *walks away*

[Razor]

Razor: That's it, BIA, you're paying 5 times more than anyone else here.
BIA: Five times?
Razor: Fine, 6.
BIA: Six times??
Razor: Shut up! 7.
BIA:  Se-
Red: Ya better stop there kid.
BIA: Who ya callin kid?
Red: Hey, I'm dead, I think that indicates that I am far older than you.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Hey, I just so happen to be a god beast, so I'm supposed to have fur! And some think I'm adorable!

*Psychosis switches with her psycho inverse counterpart, grabs Grandy and begins stuffing him into a beer bottle and drowning him in beer then switches back*

Psychosis: Anybody want to drink it? I call it... "The Drowning of a Weak Mind" what do you guys think?

Everybody: BOOYAH!

Lightwolf: Way ta go Star Girl! Show everybody your tatoo!

Psychosis: IT'S NOT A TATOO!! IT'S A BIRTHMARK!!! Errrr... except it's a black star shaped fur patch. AND I'M NOT SHOWING THAT OFF BECAUSE IT'S EMBARASSING!!

Lightwolf: Why?

Psychosis: -_- *sends Lightwolf out the window with strong psychic power* Anybody else want to bother me about it?

Darkfox: *looks down at Lightwolf* You never learn do you?

Lightwolf: Nope. *passes out*

Ambrosia: Hmmmm... *reaches into MT11's mouth and pulls out the Shadow Dragon who annoyingly cusses MT11 out and not wanting to hear it toss him aside and covers her ears* Let the yelling stop! My poor ears cannot take it!

[Eternal Darkness]

*ED wakes up after a weeks Hibernation*

ED:*wakes up in time to see Ambrosia run out the pub screaming like a little girl* Damn it i missed the fun again. I have got to stop sleeping so much.

Razor: OH well you can't be involved with everything and it was so funny
ED: Stop it *Runs out of pub covering ears and humming to himself*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Reading Sky Sports magazine* ...

Sephiroth: Watcha readin'? *Leans over*

Dragonium: *Attaches bungee rope to leg and leaps out of window* Wheee!

Xen: I thought we were on the ground floor...?

*Everyone looks at window*

*Thud*

[Xen]

*Xen grabs Dragonium and flies away with him, only to return minutes later without him*
Grandy: Xen? Wheres Dragonium? You didn't eat him, did you?
Xen: No. If I were to eat anyone here, who is edible or who won't give me bad stomach pains, I'd just eat 'em.
Grandy: Hmpf. Where's Dragonium then?
Xen: Bungee jumping off a really tall skyscraper. I took him there so he could do it. He was scared though, so I pushed him.
Grandy: Then... *looks out window* ...why is the bungee rope still here?
Xen: Uh oh.

 Over to Dragonium...

Dragonium: *Falling at a high speed* ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Falls through air* Uh-oh... Gotta think of something...

*Gets a book out of bag called "What to Do if Someone Pushes You off a Really Tall Skyscraper"*

Dragonium: No... No... No... *Flicking through pages* No... No... No... *Gets to end of book* Dammit, that wasn't helpful at all!

Sephiroth: Whatcha readin'? *Leans over*

Dragonium: Idea!

*Stands on Sephiroth in mid-air*

Sephiroth: What? A little extra weight is no problem, my Jenova cells mean I can fly!

Dragonium: Go on then.

Sephiroth: Hmm? *Looks down* Oh crap...

*Smack*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*also flies in the air as a bird he morphed 2*
MMB: hey look drag. and seph just smacked to the ground!
Razor: *looks* hmmmmmm
*MMK comes falling from the sky*
MMK: WEEEEEEEEH!!! SKYDIVING!!!!!! OH SH!T THE GROUND!!!

*smack!!!*

MMK: OUCH!!
MMB: gee! *slaps his forehead and yells*
MMK, USE UR PARASUTE NEXT TIME!!
-reverses time for MMK-
MMK:  oh, ok, how do i......
*smack!!*

MMB: you wacko!!!

[Darkfox]

*thud!*

Carbunka: What was that!? Is the sky falling!? WE ARE DOOOOOOOOMMMED!

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Ow... Have you any idea how painful it is to have a shadow dragon pulled out of your mouth?
Ambrosia: *Pointing to various people smacking onto the ground after falling off a skyscraper* That painful?
MT11: *Looks at beer bottle* Alcohol percentage, 100%! This stuff is strong enough to kill you!
MMB: Now to jump off the skyscraper onto the trampoline! *falling* oh, wait, that's not a trampoline! I don't see so good... whatever... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *crack*
MT11: This explains alot...

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: Yes... though it does not make me any less disturbed...

[Grandy]

 Grandy:   ..... Razor, what did you put in the beer? ONLY 100% percentage wouldn't do this.
 Razor: Believe me, you don't want to know. This is not even beer!

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: ... ... ... ... No wonder it smells funny.

Gamble: O_o'

Flammie: When is the next Secret of Mana?

Lightwolf: What the...

Ambrosia: Oh no you don't, there's only room for one white dragoness! *throws Flammie out*