The Big Emerald 2

[raver 50]

*re-activating*

extra energy suply activated.

*shoots araloth out of the tree and runs into a swamp*
(rust-free steal)

[Grandy]

 Grandy just walk to and takes the emerald from Raver50
 Raver 50: Are you mad? *points weapon to Grandy*
 Grandy: *Shows a open book* First rule, you cant shoot in humans!
 *Grandy run away with the emerald*
 Grandy: I love "I, Robot"

[raver 50]

the stupid rulebook!!!
 *walks into the path grandy just went.*

[raver 50]

*grandy jumps out of a bush*
raver50:hé you stole the emerald!!!
*grandy takes the rulebook again*
raver50:get lost with your rulebook
*raver50 shoots a rocket at grandy,grandy is blown away*
*raver50 picks up the emerald*
raver50:héhé i have it.................again.
*then raver50 shoots a rocket at the ground and flies straith for the moon*

[raver 50]

*and a thousand years pas*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 whacks raver over the head for double posting.
Raver: Oi! How did you get up here?
MT11: I'm a Moon moose!
*MT11 steals Emerald*

[Xen]

*Xen is sitting in his humble abode (his cave) watching T.V*
T.V news reporter: And it has been proved that the average life expectancy of an Earth-dwelling dragon is 26435. You were watching, Dragon News. *crappy News programme music plays*
Xen: 26435 years? But I'm only 5273 years old! I've wasted my whole life!! *Xen flies outside* Must do things before my life is wasted further!! Like getting that emerald I gave up on getting 1000 years ago.

*Xen begins looking for the emerald*

Xen: But wait, for some out-of-the-blue reason, I seem to want to go to the moon!

*Xen begins flying upwards toward the moon. He reaches the moon*

Xen: Hey! Cool! The emerald is here!!
*Xen looks over to MT11, who is now holding the emerald*
MT11: Uh oh.
Xen: DIE!!!!

*Xen knocks MT11 over, but he drops the emerald and it floats of into space*
Xen: Oh man....

*Xen flies after the emerald*

[Grandy]

 *A guy in astronaut clothes takes the emerald*
 Xen: That is mine!
 Guy (familiar voice): Not anymore, Xen.
 Xen: How you know my name? *looks inside the helmet* Grandy! But how? 1000 years!
 Grandy: Well, 1000 years ago, after Raver 50 broke the robots rules and blow me up, I realized that take the emerald would be easier if all you were dead, so I made this amazing time-machine and come to the future to take the emerald, 'cause now everyone should be dead, but I forgot that the Dragons live thousands and thousands of years, but anyway... I HAVE THE EMERALD *put evil laugh here* *Grandy uses the jet and fly away*

[Araloth]

meh. this is getting too serious again.

suddenly, A appears from nowhere, smacks Grandy with a pencil, grabs the emerald, and dissapears into nowhere.

Grandy:
Uhh... what was that?

[Grandy]

 Xen: I dont knw, but he take the emerald...
 Grandy: No, he just grabed it, look, he dissapeared, but the emerald still here (points to emerald) and his clothes too: (points to red clothes), and his heart: (points to a floating heart).
 Xen: And he said we were much serious...
 Grandy: Ironic, isnt it? *Grab the emerald and jump in a black hole*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "I've just realised I should have died of old age by now! Then again, I've been shot several times so it looks like I'm immortal!"

*One winged angel begins playing, MT11 sprouts wings*

MT11: "Yes! I am a God!"

*MT11 flies into black hole after Grandy*

Grandy: "Aww, hell no!"

*MT11 blasts Grandy away and claims the Emerald for himself!*

MT11: "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*MT11 begins destroying planets and all hope seems lost... Will a great hero stand up to him and seize the Emerald?*

Random astronaut: "Naw, just one of the cruddy heroes."

[Araloth]

araloth appears again, puts his heart in again, and steals the emerald.
oh yeah, he also slams MT11 with a halo.

[Moosetroop11]

Random astronaut: "See, what did I tell you?"

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

*a lonesome brain  passes by*

araloth:what in hell's name is that!!!

mmb:i'm a brain (i geusse)

araloth:a what?!?!

mmb: a brain and i wan't that emerald!!!

araloth: you ain't getting it!!!

mmb:okay have it your way!!!
*mmb sucs away all of araloths brain and takes the emerald*

mmb: ohh yeah!!!! i got it finnaly now my power is ultimate**laugs very very very evil**
*and goes back to earth*

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Araloth
araloth appears again, puts his heart in again, and steals the emerald.
oh yeah, he also slams MT11 with a halo.

 (You forgot to put your clothes again...lol)

 *Grandy flies to the earth again, and stops next to Mmb*
 Grandy: Now this will end! *BoF 4 theme start*
 Grandy: *looks to random direction*: I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!
 *BoF music fades*
 Grandy: Hey, brain, how much is 36745.24246 more 59677735.432, plus 22348756.2345435?
 Mmb: I... dont... know.... I... cant think....
 Grandy: "I think, so I exist"
 Mmb: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooo.......... *dissappear*
 Grandy: (looks to the sky) Thanks, o great philosophers!
 *Voice from the sky*: Dont mind, we too wanted to steal a emerald in our times!
 Grandy: 0.o
 *Another voice from the sky*: Awww, Descartes... We cant talk to mortals! Wait until dad know you did it again!
 *Descartes' voice*: No! Jesus, please... awwww... C'mon, I know you're hearing me! Come back here! *voice fading in distance*
 Grandy: ....... Okay.... Lets never talk about this again... *takes the emerald and hides in a cave*