The Big Emerald 2

[VulcanRaven336]

VulcanRaven is sleeping near the caves when he hears shouts, he goes over to the shouting to investigate who is shouting. He sees it's Grandy again. Annoyed, he says, " How many times am I going to have to kick ur ***?" With grandy in his hand, VulcanRaven walks into the cave and finds the giant esmerald. He impales two pointy rocks through Grandy's hands so Grandy can't move. Then he impales Grandy's feet so he cant move his feet. Then VulcanRaven places the Giant Esmerald in Grandy's A$$, takes several steps back, takes a deep breath, then rushes full speed at Grandy. When VulcanRaven gets there he kicks with full might and all you hear is Grandy's Scream piercing the quiet.

[darktrash]

After Grandy's scream die away, VulcanRaven336 could hear the sounds of many feet shuffling behind him.  He turns to come face to face with a horde of zombies under Darktrash's control.

"Kill them both and bring me the Emerald!" yells Darktrash.

The zombies begin to advance on VulcanRaven336.  He braces himself for the attack and the lainches into the nearest group of them, taking them down.  But before he knows it, he's been bitten a dozen times and more keep piling onto him.

Meanwhile, another group advances on Grandy's broken, limp body.  Still alive but not able to defend himself, Grandy can only scream as the undead tear into his flesh.

Within seconds, the screams stop.  All that can be heard outside the cave are the sounds of moaning and shuffling...

"Well done, my pets." says Darktrash, with an evil smile on his lips, "now bring me the Emerald so I can harness it's power to rule over all worlds!! Mwahahahahaha!!"

Darktrash takes the emerald from his zombie minions and heads out of the cave with them trailing behind.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: NOT SO FAST!
 Darktrash: What? How are you alive?
 Grandy: THIS helped me! *Shows a Gameshark* And theres more! *throws phoenix downs in the air*
 Grandy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yous zombies are alive again!
 Zombie: Awwww, I liked when I was dead...
 Zombie 2: Yeah, we dont need to eat, drink, sleep...
 Zombie 3: And its all his fault *points to Grandy*
 Zombie 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 5 & etc.: LETS GET HIM!!!!
 Grandy: Why this happens even when I post!??!!
 *Uses gameshark to take the emerald, and a code to speed up*
 Grandy: See ya, fools!!!
 *Run away*

[darktrash]

[close-up of darktrash's hateful eyes]
  "Nobody messes with My zombies and gets away with it!"

  As he watches Grandy zoom off into the distance, Darktrash turns towards his now ex-zombies.  He yells out something in an old and forgotton tongue and a burst of dark energy engulfs all the former undead.  All that remains of them are many pairs of smoking shoes.

  "That takes care of that" says Darktrash, "Now to get my revenge and the Emerald!!"

  With dark energy misting from his eyes, Darktrash sinks his fingers into the ground and sends a command to all the dead to come to him.  As he gets up, a dark and foul hole opens in the earth.  The ground beings to shake and the clouds above darken.

  Suddenly,  a stream of bodies shoots up from out of the hole and begins raining down around the place.  Hundreds and hundreds of undead start to get up and begin to aimlessly shuffle around while awaiting further instruction.

  "This calls for a Corpsekin", says Darktrash, to which he begins the intricate and rare spell. Dark energy swirls in a vortex around the zombies....

**Meanwhile**

  Grandy takes a break, a few miles away, and makes the mistake of looking back. Back towards where he left Darktrash, he can make out, through the gloom and darkness, a giant figure slowly taking shape.

  "Oh no. No way. It can't be..." says Grandy.

  But it was.  A 350 foot colossal giant made entirly out of undead, with Darktrash sitting on its shoulder, laughing like a madman.  Lightning flashes across the sky and Grandy can now make out in detail the withering flesh of the beast.

  The giant begins taking long strides towards Grandy, making it to him in no time.  As Grandy looks up, utterly paralysed with horror, a giant hand comes down and picks him up.  The giant moves the hand so that Darktrash can reach out and grab the Emerald.  After the precious Emerald gets taken away from GRandy, he recovers and tried to get free.  Unfortunatly his gameshark was crushed and broken into tiny pieces.

  Then Darktrash commands the giant to throw the 'pitful creature' into the horizon.  The Corpsekin obeys and pitchs Grandy off into the far distance.

  "Lets go home now!" yells darktrash, and the giant begins the long journey back to the valley of death.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Hoo boy, this darktrash takes everything so seriously!"
*MT11 jumps into the rubber ducky of doom and flies towards Darktrash*
DT: "Mwahaha, alas, forsooth, meh and heh! I'll rule the world and there's nothing your rubber ducky can do about it!"
MT11: "We'll see about that!!!"
*Rubber ducky fires quack quack missiles at Zombie beastie thing*
Explosion: "KABOOM!"
*MT11 siezes Emerald*

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

mmb: NOT SO FAST MOOSETROOP11!!!
mt11:hey you disapeared into nowhere!
mmb: yeah i did
*still thinking of the qeustion grandy asked*
but you know what ''the great brain comunity'' found me and send me back to earth.
and by the................................................................................................................................. OOOHHH MY GOD A DOG WITH 3 HEADS!!!
mt11:where?
*mmb takes the emerald and goes back to ''nowear''*
darktrash:i would not of looked if i where you.
*mt11 begins hacking in on darktrash and his surviving mummy's*

[Moosetroop11]

*Man, for a brain you sure are a bad speller!*

[Osmose]

Moose flys in from nowhere, nukes the zombie giant, and reminds Darktrash that getting too into it and too detailed is what killed the first Big Emerald. Oh, and he also uses TDShifter to warp to the Emerald, grab it, and warp back to his sandwich at Ruby Tuesdays. ^^

[mind-master: brain(mmb)]

yeah i know
hey i'm not that good at english

*goes towards earth(again)*
(we'll i geusse ruby Teusdays is on earth)
mmb: hey osmose give me my emerald back!
ooowh look they have cheeseburgers in here!
*begins eating the cheeseburger*
*on that moment osmose runs away*
mmb: hey where are you...........
YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR EMERALD!!!!!
*mmb goes back into the nowhere of nowhere where nobody knows you are where the nowhere is in nowhere so its very far from nowhere where nobody knows your in nowhere that nowhere you know*
(that sounds realy stupid)

[darktrash]

*Darktrash drinks his last xpotion*

DT: Okay, where did that Emerald get to?
Random Zombie: Mhargggghh
DT: Really? Well then, I must be off! Take care of that maniac for me, please.
*zombie turns on mt11*
*Darktrash picks up the broken shards of the gameshark and casts repair*
*DT warps to just outside the restaurant in time to catch Osmose running away*
DT: power word Yoink!
Osmose: Yoink? thats not a power word!
DT: Sure it is, thats why I have the Emerald now and you don't

*DT runs into a nearby clothing store, not noticing that he dropped the gameshark at Osmose's feet*

(sorry about the previous seriousness)

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 *Happy with his new sig*: Ooh, dammit! Every time I get that stupid Emerald it get's taken away again! What's the point?
VR366: "Now you get it. not point trying." *Goes back to his nap*
MT11: "Yeah. I'm off."

*DT trips and the emerald flies from his hands into MT11's arms*

MT11: "Oh crap."

*Everyone piles on MT11*

[Red Giant]

*While everyone is piling, the emerald pops out and flys into a hairdresser's window*
*Red comes out of the hairdresser's with emerald*
Red: Whopee!!
MooseTroop11: What were you doing in there? You have no hair!
Red: Irony. Now, back to the emerald!
*Scooby doo dash*

[Araloth]

suddenly, araloth smacks him with a sweater and runs awayt with the emerald.

[Grandy]

 *Grandy clasicaly puts his leg in front of Araloth, who falls in the ground* *The emerald falls in the middle of a burning house, that was conveniently in there*

[Red Giant]

Woman: My baby! My baby!
Red: My emerald! My emerald!
*Fireman tosses out two objects which are caught by the random mother and Red*
Red: Hahah! Time to make my getaway with the- oh wait.. hey lady, I think you got mine. *Holding baby*
Woman: Well... uhm... *Looks at emerald* I won't tell anyone if you wont...
Red: Hand over the damn emerald.
Woman: *Sigh* Fine.
Red: Ha! Now back to explaining how I will escape with the emerald in such a lengthy fashion that it gives someone the perfect opportunity to take the emerald from me!