Strangest Dream 3v4r

[Ace of Spades]

Ok, last night, I had the strangest dream that I have ever had in my entire life. It was just so random, and so completely weird that I figured I'd share it with you guys. Prepare to be "Weirded Out!" This is copied from an MSN convo by the way, so excuse the poor grammar and such.

It started off like, for no reason I was some sort of kidnapped person working for a dumb King. Then, it like, switches to some sort of escape from a ball room where a lion and a panther appear out of nowhere and I fight them. Then I run outside of this weird place, it's winter (but not cold), my house is in walking distance from this weird place, my dad appears out of nowhere and is running with me. We get to the house and have apparently been gone for like, a year or something. We open the door and my dad's like "Sh!t, the doors have been unlocked this whole time!"
   
  We walk in and are thankful nothing is stolen, but then OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE, 4 hippies walk out of what is the office in our house, and we're like "Ahhh!" and they're like "Relax man, we were just watching over the place for you." and they walk out. Oh yeah, and the woman hippie gives us a dish of brownies.

  Then it turns into some sort of military escape thing, me and my dad are outside of my house. We hear "where are they?!" and then we're being shot at by arrows. My brother is now crawling on the snow (military crawling) with us, and then he walks into the light, my dad's like "get out of the light!" and then we're crawling away.

  Now I'm on my doorstep, these guard dudes are shooting arrows at me, and I'm right to the side of a glass door. They shoot the arrows one by one, (each way is different, one of the arrows goes up, to the side, does some loopy thing, and then finally towards me o_O) and I just fling the glass door open at the arrow, and it flies back and hits them.

  Then, the dream just switches over to a messed up thing, and I walk into a bathroom and see a mouse and say "there's a mouse up there" (to who, I have no idea). So I look back and the mouse is coming down, but then for whatever reason, turns into a spider and then a giant centipede. It jumps down onto the rug (I think I'm at my grandparents house?) pins me to a couch and then I hear "Don't let it bite you!" and then, for whatever reason, the centipede turns into my brother but is still trying to bite me. (o_O) It switches over to me falling down some kind of pit, where some weird floating thing is telling me I have to find the 3 red jewels, and then out of nowhere, starts talking about safari animals. I wake up, and I had left my TV on and it's some sort of safari thing on TV.

[ipoopedontheroof]

  I love watching tv late at night and falling asleep and having weird dreams about the show! God, thats hilarious!

[ZeroKirbyX]

Weirdest I can remember from lately:

I was in my bed one night and I heard these spounds in the wall. Then all of a sudden it was the next night and I was in bed, but these sounds were making words. They were saying "We need him to complete our plans. He is necessary for our plans!". Then the next night I was in bed and I saw a buynch of mice in little helmets skittering acroos the floor on their hind legs, and they had become sentient. Now by this time I was freaking out and I was laying in bed. Then I open my eyes, and standing on my dresser right in front of me is a mouse with a helmet wielding a gun and says "Its your time".

Needless to say........ I was freaked out when I woke up.

[Drace]

I had a weird dream just last night, sadly, I forgot what it was about. Though it was a mix of various movies like Rat Race, The Holy Grail, Dawn of the Dead etc. etc.

[DragonBlaze]

I love wierd dreams, they're fun. And lucky for me, I know the secret to remembering your dream every single night, mwahahaha!

Like last night I had a wierd dream. It was raining out, the road were very slippery, and somehow I got the idea to drive 100 mph down the streets of some city. Well when the light turned red, I slammed on the breaks and went sliding for a few blocks before stopping at some resturaunt. Then I was like "hey, why don't I apply for a job here!" So I walk into the resturaunt, and all of the tables are set on pillars that are 20 or so feat off of the ground (the pilars aren't even bolted down). I go to the upper level, and there I see my brother and some of his friends. Before I get to go and talk to them, a ghost apears and starts killing everyone (well I don't know if it started killing everyone, but whatever). We all run out of the resturant, but for some reason I can't get out cuz the ghost wants to fight me. I get out a cell phone just to realize I didn't know how to use it. But then all of the sudden, I was a dragon! I was jipped though and was only a whelp, my armoured scales weren't even fully in yet . I decided to take on the ghost, which was now in a back room. It turned into a tekken type deal, but after three rounds, I kicked its ***. Well I leave the room and everyone's back in the building. No one even seems to mind that I'm a dragon. Well I go up to the manager and ask him for a job, then he hands  me an appran and I wake up.

[AsakuraHao2004]

 

I know the secret to remembering your dream every single night, mwahahaha!

You'll have to tell me that. I usually forget mine.

Anyways, I had  a good one last night that I remembered. I was walking through a rain forest-like place, and occasionally, I would go past dead trees on the ground that were full of what looked like energy, and every few minutes the energy would burst out creating an atomic explosion.

Then it made this old abandoned theater that was in the middle of the woods collapse, so I ran into my school (which happened to be right there) to escape. Once inside, all the electricity was gone and hardly anyone was there. I was suddenly running through halls underground (in pitch blackness) telling people that we had to evacuate (why, I dont know). When we got everyone (which was like 20 people) to the front of the school, which now looked like a convienince store, a short man appeared, and immediatly we all knew what was going to happen.

He was going to blow us all up. (This part seemed familiar, like I had dreamed something similar before, but I dont remember). I first tried kicking the windows out, but they were bullet-proof. Then I plugged my guitar in and started playing in hops that the electromagnetic waves would **** up his detonation device. Turns out that certain songs added time to the detonator, and certain songs took time away.

Then, I went down a underground tunnel-like place, and it wasnt me, it was a 1950's gangster-like person down there. It was under the front of the school, but somehow, when he/I was down there, the time stopped, but the short man was looking down the hole that lead down (about 30 feet) and shouting at me/him something. He/I then walked around the tunnel shooting people. Then I climbed up chanting some weird thing. Then I kinda forget what happened..  Im pretty sure I woke up.

[FFL2and3rocks]

A long time ago, I had this weird dream that I had two kids. And they could fly. And they somehow got their hands on an inhaler. I was chasing them around the house as they flew around, then when I woke up, the inhaler noises was just my dad snoring.

[coasterkrazy]

I sometimes sleepwalk/talk from weird dreams. This one dream I was having I don't remember, but I could have sworn I saw an apparition of an owl, and then when that happened, I jumped off the top bunk of the bunk bed that I was sleeping on and turned on the light, and my parents came into the room and I told them I saw an apparition of an owl. So then the rest of the night I slept on the couch with the light on. It was... strange.

[Dragonium]

I had this weird dream a while ago. I was in this strange place. It was like a space museum or something, because there were pictures or astronauts on the walls, space photos, dioramas, stuff like that. There was chrome all over the walls and floor. I was walking with some friends, and then the power went off.

Some guy's voice came over the PA system and said we had like 2 hours, and then something would happen. I can't remember what. Anyway, we were walking around in the dark, looking for a way out. I somehow knew that there was a password, or something like that.

A while later (I think it had been about an hour and 3/4), we'd followed a bunch of clues, and come up with nothing. For some reason, now there were only 5 minutes left. Then I noticed that to the left of the PA speaker was a picture of an astronaut pulling a cheesy grin to the camera. I said something like "It's been right under our noses all the time" (I actually said that out loud, in my sleep), then copied the smile. Then I woke up.

And DB, what's that secret?

[DragonBlaze]

 

And DB, what's that secret?

Alright, listen very carefully. Find three bricks (the larger the better). Set two bricks on the ground just far enough so that the other brick can be laid on top of the other two with only the outer edges supporting the brick. Then kneel down, take a deep breath, then slam your head on the brick as hard as you can. When you come too, you'll remember the dream you just had...

... Alright, that was a bunch of BS :p (I hope your realized it before trying it out). Anyway before you fall asleep, ask yourself (don't tell yourself) to have a dream. But the main part is right when you get up, keep your eyes shut and think about your dream for five minutes. I've also read that if you start writing down your dream in a notebook, it helps you remember it too.

Anyway, thats what I've done for the past 5 months, and I can't remember a time when I haven't remembered my dream since then.

I started doing some researching on dreaming a while back because I wanted to learn how to have lucid dreams (a dream were you're aware that your dreaming). You can do anything in a lucid dream, play through your favorite video game, beat up your younger brother, ect.

[dragon11137]

hmmm i also had a wierd/ reely cool dream! it involved a magic rock and a floating iguana and half eaten crows
and for a few nights afterwards i has sequals to it!

[Drace]

Originally posted by DragonBlaze
lucid dreams (a dream were you're aware that your dreaming)

You know, I allways have those. I can tell real from fake in just a second. Though, sadly, it's not a skill that's very useful. Well, maybe that one time that someone challenged me to jump of a big building. Still, fake or not. It was ****ing scary falling to your dead.

[Bluhman]

Well it's not exactly MY dream, but it was somebody elses; It was that their cat could talk, but only when all of us were chewing a certain type of gum...

[AsakuraHao2004]

Originally posted by Drace

quote:

Originally posted by DragonBlaze lucid dreams (a dream were you're aware that your dreaming)

You know, I allways have those. I can tell real from fake in just a second. Though, sadly, it's not a skill that's very useful. Well, maybe that one time that someone challenged me to jump of a big building. Still, fake or not. It was ******* scary falling to your dead.

It's been so long since I've done that.. And even longer since an astral projection... anyways, lucid dreaming is very fun. You can do whatever you want and it will feel very real. What I enjoyed was flying. Unfortunatly, I was only able to do it for a short time before I woke up.

[FFL2and3rocks]

I always wake up right after I realize that I'm dreaming.

"Cool, this means I can-" *poof* "Crap."