Favorite Quotes~

[Almeidaboo]

From the infinite teen slang thing:

Hugo
n. a vulgar hand gesture.
"Are you giving me the Hugo, my man?"

[DragonBlaze]

Sit down and shut up!!!
~ my now deciesed bus driver

[charaman]

Originally posted by Drace
"The only thing to fear is fear itself!" - Freddy Krueger

Or FDR.

"Poopsex." - A friend

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[Grandy]

Originally posted by charaman

quote:

Originally posted by Drace "The only thing to fear is fear itself!" - Freddy Krueger

Or FDR.

 Or DDR.

 But, anyways...



 Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns for exactly the same reason.”

“It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.”

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it

“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness”

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”

“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?"

"It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were made of ice.”


--Terry Pratchett,
Best.Writter.Ever.

[Archem]

You say tomato, I say SHUT THE HELL UP! ~ Me
A sound bite never buttered a parsnip ~ John Major
One of the greatest things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. ~ George W. Bush
Old people and bus passes are like... chocolate and soda. ~ Me again.
Poopsex. ~ Drace's friend
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ~ Meiscool (are you pissed off, Razor?)

[Razor]

Only because Dio Brando from JoJo's bizarre adventure did that originally. And that almost everytime someone does it here, they add question marks, which is retarded because it makes it look like they are pronouning it "why" and WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY is not a question. And it rhymes with "re".

Kudos for the 20 Ys.

 Level Five (5)  Poster Archem recieves Ten (10) Kudos.

[Ace of Spades]

"Never underestimate an old guy named Jeb."
"I am 'really' sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arm... Need a hug?"
- Ninja

[drenrin2120]

"suck my dick"

-Ron Jeremy

[coasterkrazy]

Originally posted by Razor
Only because Dio Brando from JoJo's bizarre adventure did that originally.

Don't forget the vampires!

[Drace]

"See ya in a 'nother life, brotha." - Desmon from Lost.

Everything said in Red Dwarf.
Everything said in The Black Adder.
Everything said in Metal Gear, all story-line following parts.
Everything said in any of my favourite comedy shows.

[Bluhman]

Originally posted by Drace

Everything said in Red Dwarf.

...OHHHH!!! Red Dwarf! I almost misread that as Red Giant, which almost didn't make sense.

"DIE BEFORE I SLASH YOU!!!" Me, at age 10, recording a voiceset for Baldurs Gate.

It's actually more of a "DIE!!!.... Before I sssssssslash you!" I had to come up with more than just die, so I yelled the rest of the phrase above. :p

[Archem]

The last man alive, assuming you're me.
I made a fortune in toothpicks, but I lost it all in a fire.
 ~ Me
I'm so quotable! Hey, that's a quote! ~ Me

[Sephiroth rocks]

Now finaly do me! Do me now! - White dwarf

Remember forum post count is directly proportional to penis size. Don't miss a single topic! - MT11

Cheer up! This is supposed to be a happy ocasion. Let's not squabble and argue about who killed who. - The king of the swamp castle in Monthy Python's Holy Grail.

Some quotes from danish satire shows:

Lalala, that's all I can hear whenever you open your leprous mouth! - Dolph from Wulffmorgenthaler

You're not even human! You're the product of a sick intercourse between a worm and feces from a hobbit. Everyone knows that.  - Dolph from Wulffmorgenthaler

(just after a guy got an ironpipe halfway through his head)
Check out that handle, he looks like a ****!ng ice lolly! - Jason from Terkel i Knibe

[Weregnome]

'Don't say that'
'What?'
'The zed word. Its ridiculous.'
~ Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the Dead.

'What have you been eating Tommy?'
~Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels

'Anusknob'
~My Mum

[Tomi]

Originally posted by Meiscool
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