Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dominicy]

Granted.  Mine's still better.

I really wish I knew what was going through Lucas' mind with the whole... DEATH!!!!!!!! thing. XD

[mironic]

granted but you have to tell me why you are a ninja..........

i wish for a vending machine that can kill people

[_JeT_]

Granted, but it kills you, and does not kill, Meiscool, me, Archem, Dragonium, Bluhman, and all the other members, with whom you have a grudge with... Since we're awesome like that...

I wish for... FISH LEGS!

[mironic]

granted but it now makes it so u cant walk on land ((btw i only has grudge on Meis ...))

I WISH... _JeT_ was a REAL JET

[_JeT_]

Granted, but with fish legs, I cannot land, so I crash land into your house. You now live in an endless inferno, as I am a master at exploding, apparantely...

I wish my car didn't get totaled...

[mironic]

granted but its comes back TO NICE and gets stolen by aliens


I WISH I HAD A CRAB!

[Musha]

Granted, you get crabs...itchy, aren't they?

I wish I wouldn't get tired anymore.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but you can still suffer from the negative effects of sleep deprivation, but cannot realize it, and you constantly pass out at random times. When you are passed out, we all take turns raping your body.

I wish mironic would get back into his cage, at the foot of Meis' bed.

[Musha]

Granted, but since _JeT_ moved in, there's really not much room in it.

I wish everybody on this forum wasn't so obsessed with rape.

[_JeT_]

Granted, now we're all into loli, and bukkake.

I wish I was a master of Rex-Kwon Do.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but you brought Rex-kwon-do to a gun fight sir. And lost.

I wish I was immortal.

[Musha]

Granted.  You outlive all of humankind, and eve the Earth itself, and then the universe, and spend untold eternity floating alone in infinite nothingness.

I wish they would make "Pirates Vs. Ninjas: The Movie"

[Darrellito]

Granted, but you directed it, it bombed when it premiered, and were burned at the stake for possible witchcraft.

I wish I could do real magic, and not be punished for it.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but it was filled with potassium cyanide... Yay

I wish for a nuclear holocaust, which would wipe out half of the earth, and pollute the other half terribly. And the pollution would raise the dead.

[Musha]

Granted, but the risen dead spend all their time doing the Thriller Dance.

I wish I could steal stuff from things I'm fighting like the thieves in Final Fantasy games do.