Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but they're hyper intelligent superbagels that shoot you when you try to eat them.

I wish I could keep my damn beard from growing back so fast.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but the hair in other places begin growing rapidly.

I wish I had a machete, so I can find my way out of Roland's hair forest.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish my girlfriend would cheer up. :\

[Lukas]

Granted but the money was donated to the ball-less society. which means you may get balls after all!

I wish for eternal knowledge

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but you then collapse into a coma.

I wish Sarah Palin would die.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but Zombie Palin hunts you from a helicopter.

I wish for a sammich.

[fruckert]

Granted, but the sammich is 40 years old

I wish for an uncorruptable wish

[Musha]

Granted.  You have exactly 3 seconds to make said wish.....time's up!

I wish Mozart was still alive

[Fisherson]

Granted. But he's into to techno and punk rock now.



I wish I were a well repescted Knight in the days of old.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you are convicted of Witchcraft for time-traveling to the days of old, and get burned alive

I wish that Fable was finally patched, so that my kid is no longer a rock

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. He is now a stronger rock. I call it "Boulder!"

I wish Edward in Twilight was actually Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter reincarnated as a wizard/vampire.

[Cerebus]

Granted, but he starts trolling because he was unhappy about his ban... and gets banned again.

I wish I could be better at editing pictures.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but your computer explodes.

I wish someone would tell me why MIC is banned.
Actual wish: I wish I had one BILLION gold in Fable 2.

[fruckert]

Granted, but Lionhead decides you used the Pub Games exploit and takes it all away

I wish the whole world would explode into millions of millions of dust particles

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted but it reforms itself out of them.

I wish Lionhead would give me my billion gold back.