Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Red Fox]

Granted, but you still get anally raped by Koreans.

I wish my eye would stop itching.

[fruckert]

Granted. Ur other eye starts twitching instead

I wish I wasn't lazy and typed Your instead of Ur

[lilsniffs3]

Granted, you become so active you leave Charas.



Fag.

I wish Fusionfall didn't freeze every time I play at the worst of times.

[_JeT_]

Granted, but now it just doesn't load at all.

I wish the French would asplode.

[fruckert]

Granted. I like that wish so I'll only give you the hiccups

I wish that I could storm an assasins guild with exploding rats

[Lukas]

Granted, but the rats died of cancer outside of thier base
so your left with you... and assassins...

i wish i had the best music ever

[Musha]

Granted, but you are so overwhelmed by the awesomeness of the music you become catatonic and spend the rest of your life sitting still and staring off into space.

I wish for a leprechaun.

[Dominicy]

Seems you already have one by the look of your signature.

I wish I knew Swedish.  Or German.  One of the two.

[lilsniffs3]

Granted.You take bad classes and end up learning Swermanish.

I wish for fish.

[fruckert]

Granted. It's a frilled shark, and dies seconds later, scaring the living **** out of you in the process

I wish I was an eel

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. You live in the abyssal plains and everyone here on Charas forgets about you.

I wish Batman The Animated Series was on more.

[fruckert]

Granted, no corruption cause I like that show

I wish that Swermanish was a real language, cause it sounds funny

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. In turn, Charas Island is taken over and changed into Swermany.

I wish Fusionfall betas weren't so short.

[Lukas]

Granted now there agonizingly long

I wish adobe photoshop was free to the whole world to enjoy

[_JeT_]

Granted, but it soon becomes obsolete to Adobe Holo-Shop, which allows people to make, edit, and show their own realistic, 3-d holograms!

I wish that Ed's game would work on Vista.