Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rahl]

Granted, but you realise how stupid it was and smack yourself hard in the face...

I wish I could have surge again...

[fruckert]

Granted. No corruption, cause I want them too

I wish for an icepack...that smack hurt

[Darrellito]

Granted, but the icepack is full of burning hot magma. Yes, it is somehow contained inside your small bag meant for ice.

I wish this age of man had a renaissance into a brand new age of technology.

[fruckert]

Granted. That new technology turns out to be extremely dangerous, and humanity dies, leaving twisted sackboy creatures ruling the planet

I wish that I had some butterscotch

[Rahl]

Granted but one of the ingredients for that particular piece of butterscotch is man-paiste.

I still wish I had surge... a hope... a dream...

[Darrellito]

Granted, but they added a secret ingredient to it and renamed it Vault.

I wish there was a game console that was so realistic, that if you played a shooter game online, you could actually get shot. Oh wait, that's life...

Well then I wish for that, but ex out the dieing part.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I die. Thanks a lot.

I wish for some biscuits.

[Rahl]

Granted but they are Van Wilder biscuits...

I wish I could be happy.

[fruckert]

Granted. However, two seconds after said euphoria, you get squished by a giant rock

I wish that Fable II would get a real expansion, instead of that Knothole Island trash

[Rahl]

Granted but the expansion only includes being able to have a sex change...

I wish I could play Fable II

[fruckert]

Granted, but it freezes air as well, and you suffocate on your own breath

I wish that the expansion for Fable II actually had something that wasn't in the original game

[Darrellito]

Granted, but its just a cameo of Ellen Degeneres. Yippee!

I wish I had a puppy.

[Rahl]

Granted... but it has crabs and you catch them too, somehow...

I wish that games werent so much of a ripp-off as prices go...

[Musha]

Granted, but since all games are now really cheap to but that means their average quality is on par with 'Wii Shovelware" and Burger King's licenced games.

I wish everybody would obey my every command without question.

[Dominicy]

Yes sir.

I wish for what Musha wants me to wish for.