Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darrellito]

Granted, but being overlord of pancakes doesn't stop a regular person from eating you.

I wish I had Chuck Norris's rugged good looks.

[fruckert]

Granted. You age 50 years spontaneously, thus making you look like ****

I wish people actually understood my Sublime Reference >_>

[Rahl]

Granted, but because everyone now does it makes you look dumber.

I wish I could pass all my classes this year

[Dominicy]

Granted.  You pass right by while the police van you for child porn.

I wish Lucas' penis would retract 15 centimeters into his pelvis.

[Red Giant]

Granted, but all women become lesbians.

I wish I had some nice food to eat.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but no one will hire you because all the new comic writers have better skills than you.



I wish that I was a giant killer robot.

[fruckert]

Granted. You don't know how to control them, and fly into a wall, mangling your body

I wish that I knew what love was

[Dominicy]

Granted.  That comes to all of twenty cents by today's standards.

I wish my playing skills weren't absolute **** with strategy games.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but the goverment orders that all strategy type games be destroyed and never be made again on account of a plot to overthrow them.

I wish that I had a decent job right now.

[Red Giant]

Granted you get a decent job right now and are immediately fired.

I wish I had an army of undead minions to do my bidding.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but they get tired of being bossed around and form a union and take all gold and estates.



I wish that every lost city of legend was right on my front lawn so that I could discover them easier.

[fruckert]

Granted. The FBI is curious as to how all the Cities of Lost Legends are on your front lawn, and take you into custody

I wish that fellatio wasn't such a cool word

[WarxePB]

Granted. That does not stop you from having to perform said act to put your children through college.

I wish that firin lazors was cool.

[Fisherson]

Garnted, but you miss your taget and melt your junk off.




I wish that I was palnet devouring monster who could devour the earth.

[fruckert]

Congratulations. You are only able to ingest half of the Earth until you need to take a break

I wish for a gumball