Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[WarxePB]

Granted. You end up turning into a great ape at the full moon, and the US Army launches a nuke at you, destroying most of South America in the process.

I wish that the Earth explodes.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  The colony was run by Divine Apple. :3

No wish.  I am content, for I have coconute-chocolate-cookie ice cream.

[Dominicy]

Kay.  This "coconute" chocolate cookie iced cream disappears.

I wish for the skills to pay the bills.

[fruckert]

Granted. You overpay. Skills does not mean good skills

I wish that all the awesome shows from the 90's started airing again
And they were still awesome

[WarxePB]

Granted, but your TV explodes, as do any other TVs you look at.

I wish that a dog would eat my neighbor.

[fruckert]

Granted. They stop halfway through, and you get caught

I wish for a spoon

[WarxePB]

Granted. But some bald kid steals it.

I wish for a deck of tarot cards.

[Rahl]

Granted, but some big 40 year old man sneaks into your house that night and rapes you...

I wish girls weren't so damn complicated all the damn time.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but some life changing event makes you gay.

I wish I could break necks while cashing checks.

[WarxePB]

Granted. You break your own neck while cashing your paycheck.

I wish I could shoot a man in Reno just to see him die.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Warxe doesn't have green hair, either. So no.

I wish for a Red Rider BB Gun to shoot some eyes out.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but of coarse, you shoot out both of your own eyes.

I wish Warxe was a big man named Sue.

[WarxePB]

Granted. I come to your house and kill you for giving me such an awful name.

I wish that I could smoke two joints before I smoked two joints, then smoke two more.

[fruckert]

Granted. You're so freaking high that you accidentally rape yourself with a pitchfork

I wish that I was a roach on a tree

[Fisherson]

Granted ,but lucas's old avatar (the lizard) eats you.


I wish I were an all powerful overlord of pancakes!