Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Musha]

Granted, but the terrible knowledge of the meaning of their lyrics drives you mad and you spend the remainder of your days locked away in a padded cell screaming your guts out.

I wish I knew how to summon a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byakhee">Byakhee</a>.

[fruckert]

Granted, but due to similiarities in the name, they bukkake all over you.

I wish I could summon Bahamut.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but you can't control him. Enjoy your psychotic, raging dragon!

I wish it could be Next Tuesday.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but you're now the Goku in Dragonball Evolution. Enjoy your life in a suck-tastic movie!

I wish my copy of Civilization 2 would magically materialize in its CD case.

(Unrelated, but as of this post Lucas's post count is 6556, so congrats for something.)

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but they're 9999 wooden posts. Hope you enjoy making fences.

I wish for $3.22, that I may buy a box of kraft mac and cheese.

[fruckert]

Granted, but the box has mice in it. And the store has a 'no returns' policy.

I wish that my first attempts at a pathfinding AI wasn't so seizury.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, it's now comatose.

I wish for an unbreakable, indestructible, working Pong arcade machine, for personal reasons.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it the screen is broken when you get it. And it's current undestructable state makes it so that you can't fix it. Sorry!

I wish my arm wasn't so smelly.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, you now have no arms. Or legs. You're a quadruple amputee!

I wish I had elbow spikes...

[Fisherson]

Granted, but now you can't move your arms because the spikes run all the way through your arms.

I wish I had a moogle for.... >> << personal reasons.

(Also: Welcome back Roland nice macthing sig and avy)

[Roland_Deschain]

(Thanks and stuff)
Granted: You get Micky, the world's only un-cute moogle. He has 5 o' clock shadow and is a chain smoker with no magical powers.

I wish Dragon Age Origins would hurry up and be released.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, but it is incomplete halfway through and freezes at the best part

I wish that money didn't cost anything to buy!

[fruckert]

Granted, now the world goes insane due to a lack of economy.

I wish that I wasn't such an insomniac.

[Musha]

Granted, now you are narcoleptic.

I wish I had a chocobo.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but since you didn't specify what kind, you get a wooden chocobo that breaks three seconds after this post.

I wish Dragonium would come back to terrorize the forums...it's kinda boring not having
a villain around here to fight.