Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Hirochi-Zangus]

GRanted, You now have a glass of virgin women's blood.

How come virgins are used in sacrifical rituals?

[Rahl]

Because they are seen as a symboly of purity. And because they are not w h o r e s.

One scoop or two?

[Musha]

Hey, it's your wish, you tell me.

I wish this game wasn't mysteriously turing into ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer.

[Rahl]

Granted, you suck.

I wish for more wishes.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, They are just in your imagination.

I wish for a virgin female

[Rahl]

Granted he devours your testicales and rapes you.

I wish for Adventure Quest Online.

[fruckert]

Granted. No need for corruption, cause that game sucks more than E.T., impe.

I wish that Mothership Zeta would come out already. And not suck/be glitchy/won't work/be horribly expensive.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Granted, the cat bites your scrodom...

I wish for peace on Earth

[Rahl]

Granted, everyones dead.

I wish I could fly like superman.

[Musha]

Granted, but since you lack his invulnerability, you are killed by the sheer g-force of flying that fast.

I wish i had horns.

[fruckert]

Congratulations, you end up breaking everything you touch for underestimating yourself.

I wish I could fall asleep. And wake back up approximately 8 hours later.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but you fall asleep while swimming and drown the instant you wake up due to magic.

I wish that I could sleep sometimes for longer than 2-3 hours at a time.

[Hirochi-Zangus]

granted, you can sleep a max of 3hr 1sec.

I wish I could find a person that would do something sexual for me.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Granted, you found a person that would. His idea of "something sexual for you" is strapping you to a chair and forcing you to watch him brutally sodomize dead animals.

I wish I could travel through books, like Gumby.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you lack the ability to travel out of books. And the first book you go into is secretly a "How to sodomize dead animals" book.

I wish that I could wake up.