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Offline Tina Branford

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1680 on: July 19, 2009, 06:20:28 AM »
Granted, but the game is then touted as a shooter for "casual gamers", and sells like hotcakes.

I wish that Michael Jackson never died.
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"When you give someone a lamp with the devil in it, you don't say 'Oh be careful, it's a little dangerous', you say 'here's a lamp, and it has THE DEVIL in it.'"

Offline Fisherson

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1681 on: July 19, 2009, 04:39:08 PM »
Granted. Instead he live on as a vegetable and his empire crumbles. Are you happy?

I wish there were no more Djiin and therefore there were no more wishes! Mwa ha ha ha!
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1682 on: July 19, 2009, 04:51:42 PM »
Granted, but our wishes start being granted by this magic toaster here.

O great and mighty toaster, wouldst thou bequeath unto me, a new Djinn, so that thou may have some peace?
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Offline Tina Branford

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1683 on: July 19, 2009, 05:37:55 PM »
You get a Djinn (genie?), but he refuses to grant you any wishes. And you only got one from the toaster.

I wish that I could get away with murder (but no one else could).
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Offline Fisherson

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1684 on: July 19, 2009, 06:17:29 PM »
Granted, but it's by Orc (were there any female Orcs in LOR?) in  from tolkien's books.

I wish I Tina's boobs would grow five sizes bigger.
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Offline Musha

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1685 on: July 19, 2009, 06:31:25 PM »
Granted.  You get laid by this woman:

<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_He_mhdofF9E/RYOqOBplYEI/AAAAAAAAADs/RjGJNMZ4Qok/s400/old+hag.JPG">

I wish i had eleventy billion dollars.
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1686 on: July 19, 2009, 08:32:40 PM »
Granted, but it gets stolen by the Grinch.

I wish for a giant pancake.
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1687 on: July 19, 2009, 08:48:20 PM »
Granted: You get laid by a female fire elemental. That IS what you meant by hot, right?
(In addition, my pancake was not for eating.)

I wish for one copy of Force of Will from MTG. That's indestructible, only able to be touched by me, and mint condition.
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Offline Uberpwn_w00t

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1688 on: July 19, 2009, 08:51:13 PM »
Granted, but you lose it.

I wish Gemini would answer me on MSN so I could get band recommendations.
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Offline Tina Branford

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1689 on: July 19, 2009, 09:01:18 PM »
Granted, but he suggests My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy.

I wish that people would stop trying to mentally undress me.
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Offline Cerebus

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1690 on: July 19, 2009, 09:06:38 PM »
Granted, they now do it physically.

I wish you a merry Christmas.
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Offline Roland_Deschain

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1691 on: July 19, 2009, 09:08:38 PM »
Granted, but you wish it to us too late and we go insane and attack you with pointy weapons.

I wish for super powers.
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Offline _JeT_

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1692 on: July 19, 2009, 09:25:22 PM »
Granted, you finally get laid. But you catch a new STD, and your penis falls off. A dog then eats it, before you can have a doctor reattach it.

I wish for lucas to stop being so needy, and pathetic.
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Offline carrionmarksman

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1693 on: July 19, 2009, 09:56:21 PM »
Granted. However, the wish (being so open to interpretation) causes you much grief and you later regret making it.

I wish I had a wish to make.
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Offline Fisherson

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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
« Reply #1694 on: July 19, 2009, 10:03:33 PM »
Granted, but you wish to no longer exist and have to tolerate Sho saying "Prepare to be iterated!"

I wish that Tina's clothes would cast "Invisible" on themselves.
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