Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[nitro_crash]

Granted, but your product is so terrible, your workers throw you off of power and send you down a river wrapped in tin foil.

I wish I was one of Peter Griffin's freinds....

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[_JeT_]

Granted. But the Chicken kills you, mistaking you for Peter... Ya know... 'Cuz you're so fat.

I wish that I had a Leopard 2A6 tank.

[nitro_crash]

Granted, but then a bunch of war veterens mistakes you for an enemy and blows up your tank along with you inside it.

I wish if I had any body part cut off it would just regenerate back to normal.

[fruckert]

Granted, but you still feel the pain and you are then chained to a wall and forced to get your wang cut off FOREVER.

I wish that my wall wasn't full of holes.

[Deathreaper]

Granted, but the koolaid man will break the wall down, anyway

I wish I wasn't black

[fruckert]

Granted, you're now purple.

I wish that the next person would post before me, resulting in a TIME PARADOX!!!

[Rahl]

Granted, you are now moco.

I wish for Dragonica.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a female Dragonium.

I wish the world was designed by the people who did the first Spyro game.

[fruckert]

Granted. I don't corrupt, because that'd be pretty awesome.

I wish that Drace didn't just give me a new addiction.

[Rahl]

Granted, he gives you 4.

I wish I knew where to being fixing this battle system...

[fruckert]

Granted, but the obviousness of it all makes you want to play WoW and go all suicidally emo.

I wish that the next person was a llama.

[fruckert]

Granted, but I spit in your koolaid.
And then kick you in the ribs.

Maer.

[Dominicy]

No.

I wish people would start baking eggs.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but you don't get any! Ha ha ha.

I wish for something shiny that WON'T kill me. Or maim me. Or anything of that sort.

[Rahl]

Granted but you can't stop playing with them, they fall off, and you bleed to death.

I wish for a cookie.