Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Darrellito]

Granted. But you tell no one that you have a healing factor, and on the first day you try and go fight crime, your shot in the brain stem, which would have been fine if you had the bullet removed.

I wish any superpower that Lucas wishes for, I can steal with just a thought.

[Cerebus]

Granted. Darrelito steals it. Or well that's what you thought. He did took Super Diarrhea, but it's more like mimicking it, which means you still have it as well and can't get rid of it either. It's quite unstable too. You then attempted something to control it, but you accidentally a whole bottle.

I wish I had a Death Note so I could kill anyone, with 50 cent being my first victim.

[Darrellito]

Granted. But during a diner party with your country and another country's leaders, you accidentally trip and stab the other country's daughter in the heart with a knife. And they declare war on your nation. Nice going.

I wish the laws of friction didn't apply to me.

[HobomasterXXX]

Granted. As you attempt to walk, you begin to slide, and nothing you can do seems to stop you, given your lack of friction. You fall into a chasm.

I wish Zangief didn't exist.

[zuhane]

He doesn't, but you now have leprosy.

I wish someone would test my damn game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HobomasterXXX]

Granted. They take it to test, then rebrand it as their own and sell it commercially for millions.

I wish Akuma didn't exist.

[Silver Incubus]

Granted but Street fighter never exists either.

I wish I had a hot redheaded girl with a firm ***, proportioned boobs and wanted to have sex only as much as I did. Drools.....

[fruckert]

Granted but...um...what?

I wish that my 360 didn't just throw up the red ring again. Less than a month after we got it back.

[HobomasterXXX]

Granted. All your games break.

I just generally wish that all the pricks and bullshit characters in Street Fighter 4 never existed.

[Darrellito]

Granted. Now you only have Ryu and Dahlsim. Now who wants to play that game?

I wish I could levitate on command.

[HobomasterXXX]

Dahlsim

I'd play it.


You gain the ability to levitate on command. You do not, however, gain the ability to stop levitating.

I wish Super Street Fighter IV got confirmed for PC release.

[Cerebus]

Granted. You can now talk to animals, just like you always could. They just don't understand you. And even though you don't care, people think you're crazy.

I wish I could dismember people without any consequences.

[valdred]

Granted. you should now be able to dismember people without any consequences as he got zero posts.

I wish you a merry christmas

[fruckert]

Granted, I get all your presents.

I wish that the poptart would stop staring at me.

[Fisherson]

Granted, for some reason it mistakes you for a cobra and bites your head drinking your blood.

I wish I knew why I was here and what my purpose in life is.