Vending Machine

[Felix-0]

Pulls out a mess of what looks to be a burnt down crispy cloverfeild monster....and a few other dead bodies

Puts A gumball machine into the vending machine

[Lukas]

You get a gum stick.

I put in felixes sword

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get a knife.

You know what they say in Brooklyn, "I put AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH into the machine."

[Fisherson]

You get that guy who got eaten by the T rex in Jurassic park.

I put FFT in the machine.

[Dominicy]

You get yet another game I never finished because it was boring

I put Cthulu into the machine.

*Stares down Bluhman*

Puts Shub Niggurath into the machine.

[Felix-0]

pulls out a netly organized set of crap 

Put's Sim RPG maker into the machine

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine performs an action without using asterisks.

I pour more salt into the machine.

[Dominicy]

The machine screams in agony.

I lol at your signature.  Into the machine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I horribly murder Lilsniffs. He knows why.

Before anyone says anything, I tell the machine to BREAK THE TARGETS!

[lilsniffs3]

(Ed, you murder me and NOT murder Lucas? It's a fad, just like those old Snake codecs everyone had months back..... *IDEA*)

-but the machine is "magical."
I put oversized sprite into the machine.

[Bluhman]

An oversized pixie comes out of the machine.

I put the super Mario brothers into the machine.

[lilsniffs3]

A toaster that toasts toast comes out.

I put a waffle in the machine.

[Dominicy]

A microwave burrito comes out.  IT'S TURNS OUT TO BE AN ICE CREAM MACHINE.

I put all of Purple's sprites in the machine before they have the chance to multiply out of control.

[Fisherson]

They come out in greater number.

I put the Charas Pub in the machine.
(And by the way where are you all getting those sprites?I want some!)

[Bluhman]

(Prpl is inventing them)

The love, anger, and all of the sorrow of the Charas Community is forced upon you in a shining finger.

I put every person in Italy named Alex into the machine.