The end of the world

[Emerates]

I'm thinking we shall be smoted by a giant fireball.  We have no defenses against this, and we've already dodged a couple dozen bullets over the last few decades... probably a lot more before that as well.

And at the end of that one guys long list of popes?  The End.

This could be interpreted several ways.  He could have meant the end of the church, the world, the world as we know it, war, peace, or a dozen other things.  That's the problem with obscure prophecies;  you can't really say 'that's what that is' except in retrospect.  Now ain't that a bitch?

[aboutasoandthis]

That comic Razor posted made me fall over laughing.

I am a Christian, and I think we will get some form of the Rapture. My guess is that the sun dies, and we'll have seven years to live before the earth freezes over.

[DarkFlood2]

Umm.. We're not going to be around when the sun dies. Its impossible for a human to be living on Earth at that point in time. That is simply because the sun will die about 1.1 billion years after it swallows the Earth in its red giant phase, which is only about 6 - 7 billion years away. Not to mention that there is the fact that as the sun stops burning hydrogen and switches to helium, its going to bake the planet.

Don't forget that before the sun even destroyes the earth, we have to think about the fact that in about 3 billion years the Andromeda galaxy is going to collide with ours and possibly wipe out our solar system.

So maximum we have about 3 - 3.5 billion years.


Even if the earth was able to survive all that AND humans managed to survive on earth instead of relocating, then yeah, we would freeze to death.

[Bluhman]

Mace-In-Headism states that the world will end in a glorious blaze of fury. See, the celestial mad scientist will eventually discover his purpose as the destroyer of worlds. Already, legend has stated that he destroyed the Andromeda galaxy three years ago. We just don't know yet because the light takes much too long to reach the earth for us to realize in time. In addition, much longer ago, he managed to destroy almost all of Pluto, but was stopped when he suddenly got a stomach cramp from that day's lunch, which was a rancid tuna sandwich.

As the last two legends have so far been true, the third and final legend, is that the mad scientist will destroy the earth using his mace. He's already started his grand swing toward earth. However, his lethargic movements cause him to take very long to do so, and so the earth won't end in another twelve years.

[charaman]

Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Umm.. We're not going to be around when the sun dies. Its impossible for a human to be living on Earth at that point in time. That is simply because the sun will die about 1.1 billion years after it swallows the Earth in its red giant phase, which is only about 6 - 7 billion years away. Not to mention that there is the fact that as the sun stops burning hydrogen and switches to helium, its going to bake the planet.

Don't forget that before the sun even destroyes the earth, we have to think about the fact that in about 3 billion years the Andromeda galaxy is going to collide with ours and possibly wipe out our solar system.

So maximum we have about 3 - 3.5 billion years.


Even if the earth was able to survive all that AND humans managed to survive on earth instead of relocating, then yeah, we would freeze to death.

pwn.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Am I the only one who believes that a wolf will eat the sun and the dead will rise from hel?

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by charaman

Originally posted by DarkFlood2
Umm.. We're not going to be around when the sun dies. Its impossible for a human to be living on Earth at that point in time. That is simply because the sun will die about 1.1 billion years after it swallows the Earth in its red giant phase, which is only about 6 - 7 billion years away. Not to mention that there is the fact that as the sun stops burning hydrogen and switches to helium, its going to bake the planet.

Don't forget that before the sun even destroyes the earth, we have to think about the fact that in about 3 billion years the Andromeda galaxy is going to collide with ours and possibly wipe out our solar system.

So maximum we have about 3 - 3.5 billion years.


Even if the earth was able to survive all that AND humans managed to survive on earth instead of relocating, then yeah, we would freeze to death.

pwn.[/B]

science beats religion? oh noes

[Darkfox]

Originally posted by Meiscool
Someone will bomb the icecaps, thus melting them and flooding the world.

All comes back to my nukeing Santa theory.

The end of the world comes when Warxe becomes Jamie Hyneman and Bluhman becomes Adam Savage...

OMG! APOCOLYPSE!

[Ace of Spades]

Anubis is gonna be severily pissed off because of all the crap that Richard Dean Anderson did and he's gonna come with a flock of Ha-Taks and wipe us all out. We would be able to save ourselves using the Atlantean ancient weapon that's buried in Antarctica, but Al Gore's team of global warming activists caused a massive earthquake there with all of their drilling and such, which collapsed the weapon's location and barried the whole room underneath many layers of snow and thick ice. Not even Anderson's knowledge to modify the ring transport beam will be able to melt through all of it. Damn.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Bluhman
Mace-In-Headism...

Keep this up and you'll win major awesome points.
MORE THAN YOU CAN CARRY.

[Cosmos]

Love the comic, razor.

[Darkfox]

The end of the world will come when Bill Gates and a team of computer geniuses decide to make artificial lifeforms in cyberspace and then they succeed and the creations gain life but then start coming into the real world along with a virus that begins devouring them and Bill uses the computer geniuses as shields and locks himself in the closet and then the stock market crashes... some other stuff happens like Jim Carey gets elected president... and then all the valcanoes erupt with chocolate and then there are several explosions on the Earth, the earth falls out of orbit and hits Venus, then hits Mercury and then they all crash into the sun causing a supernova and every planet gets crisperized... except Pluto which turns out to be a frozen ancient monster that thaws out and terrorizes neighboring aliens and then they are killed, their planet falls out of orbit, and their sun explodes and crisperizes every planet...

Or... aliens invade us and with a lazer cannon thingy takes out every world capital at given times. And we can't blast them because they have potato shields... until two unlikely heroes fly up in one of their own ships and installs a virus that causes their spuds to fry and then they get defeated by human jets fireing missiles (lol).

[Dragonium]

Originally posted by ZeroKirbyX
Am I the only one who believes that a wolf will eat the sun and the dead will rise from hel?

With you all the way buddy.

[Kinslayer]

The end of the world will come, when the Aesir and Vanir fight amongst themselves, and the Einherjars form Valhalla arise to fight!

RAGNAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!

[aboutasoandthis]

 Originally posted by charaman
 

 Originally Posted by DarkFlood2
 

Umm.. We're not going to be around when the sun dies. Its impossible for a human to be living on Earth at that point in time. That is simply because the sun will die about 1.1 billion years after it swallows the Earth in its red giant phase, which is only about 6 - 7 billion years away. Not to mention that there is the fact that as the sun stops burning hydrogen and switches to helium, its going to bake the planet.

Don't forget that before the sun even destroyes the earth, we have to think about the fact that in about 3 billion years the Andromeda galaxy is going to collide with ours and possibly wipe out our solar system.

So maximum we have about 3 - 3.5 billion years.


Even if the earth was able to survive all that AND humans managed to survive on earth instead of relocating, then yeah, we would freeze to death.

pwn.

How is this a pwn? I almost agree with him.

This place has way to many damn aethists...