Earth doomed by Haldron collider?

[A Forgotten Legend]

****! I gotta get outta here! They're on my tail!

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...Well, nice to know that I wasn't the only one that heard this story.

[Djanki]

If we DO die in a black hole, that means we'll be able to go through Spaghettification (i.e., stretched by gravitational forces), and Stephen Hawkings will finally be proven right...or wrong.

Eh, if we die, at least I had it coming.

[drenrin2120]

[badjokegshagfyre]A brief of history of time may be briefer than we expected =O[/badjokegshagfyre]

[GaryCXJk]

To get back on the Large Hardon Collider, you have to remember that CERN practically invented the Interwebs, or at least someone who worked at CERN invented HTML and such. They basically administrate the Internet.

You can't go wrong with the administrators of Interwebz.

[Razor]

To get back on the Large Hardon Collider, you have to remember that CERN practically invented the Interwebs, or at least someone who worked at CERN invented HTML and such. They basically administrate the Internet.

You can't go wrong with the administrators of Interwebz.

Have you SEEN the internet lately?
It's all trolls and porn.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Trolls, porn and sexy men.

[Archem]

I'm a little bit of all three.

[_JeT_]

Have you SEEN the internet lately?
It's all trolls and porn.

And? What's so bad about that?

What else would I do on the internet?

[Felix-0]

yea...We made it through the fail

[Prpl_Mage]

They moved the launch till tomorrow.

http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/Welcome.html

[Dragonium]

Fun fact: tomorrow they're firing a stream of protons in one direction only. They don't start introducing protons in the opposite direction, and thus causing collisions, until mid-October.

Sorry to kill your buzz, but nothing is going to happen for a while yet.

[Emerates]

Apparently the scientists working with the LHC are now recieving death threats.  That's a shame.

[Archem]

Oh really? Are the senders gonna kill them after the black hole? Will they still kill them in the likely event that there's no black hole? This sounds poorly planned out.

[Red Fox]

No, we're going to kill them before.

[coasterkrazy]

This is all rather anti-climactic...