Action Game

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *walks in and kidnaps random background character*

[Darkfox]

Voice from above: "Haz'aka! We are the scurge of all masses of dirt... er... planets! I am Ymir, conquerer... of... STUFF!" *a mecha a bit larger than SS-02 falls on it's face from a craft then jumps up to it's feet* "Er... I meant to do that!"

Another voice from the mecha: "Whee! Do it again! I liked the BOOM!"

First voice: No Zig! There is no time, first we must crushify rebels... uhhhhh... what are rebels?

Zig: But Ymir... I wanna...

Ymir: Silence! We must follow the plan FOR GALAXY CONQUEREIFYING!

Zig: Oh yeah... waffles... yum...

Ymir: Zig... hm! AHA! These must be the rebels! *the mecha points at David, Angel and the others* We must crushify them!

Zig: I'll fire mah lazors! *giggles*

*the mecha recklessfly fires pulse fire from a turret at the top of it's head*

SS-02: 'Observation: Hm... now we seem to have trouble. Nothing more dangerous than power craving idiots. In an advanced battle armor no less.'

[Rahl]

Rahl: Does the Robot in the background...

[Angel Walter]

Angel: *Does his best to ignore Rahl and keep fighting* 'Darn! That's all we need!' *Continues fighting*
Isaac: '*to SS-02* Wow! Nice job on the translation! *to Yoko* I'm afraid way you're gonna have to help us fight all these freaks with hi-tech weaponry... You okay with that?' *Looks at battle-mechs and begins looking for structural weakpoints*

[fruckert]

Fruckert: *tries to scream in bag*

[Fisherson]

David: *Deflects blaster bolts from Ed troopers* Hyaaa! Man we realy didn't need a another enemy to show up.

Jet: Tell me about it! Between the Ed troops and the giant mecha blowing us to smithereens, we'll be wiped out in mere minutes.

David: Yeah. That mech is a problem. I wonder if I can reason with them?

Jet: *Fires semi automatic into the ed troopers* We need to get to higher ground!

David: *Deflects two bolts into an ed troop* But where?! Were surrounded on all sides, and using a couple of hummers for cover. And they won't last much longer..What's that whining sound?

Jet: What?? *Whining sound becomes a thunderous boom*  I can't hear you.

David: Look! What's that? *points to object in sky*

Rusty: Beep? Whistle, beep!

Jet what'd he say?

David: Get down!!

*Seconds later a purple and pink painted Firespray31 drops small bombs on the field clearing a path through it*

David: Who was that?

Jet: I have no clue. But let's hurry up and get out of here before they get back up.

David: Okay. Hey, Angel,Yoko Isaac and anyone else who's alive, follow us!

--- Meanwhille aboard the star destroyer ---

Hexeus: Darn. Look's like a small star ship managed to get down to the planet and kill some of our troops.

Katarn: You're joking. Well I guess it's time to send in the walkers.

Cloaked Creatrue: No.

Katarn: Lord Void, why not?

Void: Because I have a better idea. Send two squardrons of our fighters to the surface. Have the first task force blow up the rebel's alied ship. The second is to go to the city and beggin bombarding it until it is nothign but dust. We will soon have total control of this world.

[Darkfox]

--- Back down below ---

SS-02: 'Announcement: I will provide cover...'

Yoko: I... I understand...

E3: Indeed, it seems a call for a strategic retreat!

Smoke: You talk different in that suit...

Ymir: "Sha'kata! Look how the earth stomping monsters flee! Who is crushing who now you GUDRONGS!? Haha! Nobody will look down upon the Kreelee! Nobody will step upon the Kreelee! Nobody will...

Zig: Everybody will give us waffles! With butter! Yay!

Ymir: YES! Waffles! We will have all the waffles we want... AND CONQUEST!

Zig: YAY WAFFLES! But... what about pancakes?

Ymir: Yes, Zig, pancakes too. We'd have the GALAXY.

Zig: Yay! But... I'm hungry now!

Ymir: What about the rations?

Zig: I ate em all.

Ymir: WHAAAAAAAT!? *the mecha rocks around flailing it's arms* ALL?! But that was several months worth!! What in the name of Krala'za have you got for a stomach!?

[Angel Walter]

Angel: 'These guys are getting on my NERVES!' *Hacks more Ed troopers*
Isaac: *Keeps eye on smouldering heap of wreckage in middle-distance* 'We're going towards my arwing! If I can just fix it up, those Mechs'll be no problem!'

[Darkfox]

Eł: So your wanting to make that heap into something that ISN'T a heap anymore? Just describe the parts and I'll see what I can do.

*One of the apparently surviving troopers reaches for a blaster on the ground*

Trooper: 'Heh, maybe I can...' *aims*

*Yoko seeing this kicks it aside and kicks him in the face*

Yoko: -No, you may not...-

Ymir: 'Gyaaah! Those two! They are like the predators of our homeworld!! So I see! Our enemies have allied with our natural enemies to have them devourify the Kreelee resistance! Zig! Take aim!'

Zig: 'I don't want to be eatified!' *aims*

[Angel Walter]

Isaac: 'Waddya mean "heap"!? That "heap" is the remains of a mk.2 Arwing and I'll be able to fix most of it myself! Thanks for the offer though.' *Rushes towards it to inspect parts*

[Darkfox]

Entitył: The laser cannons seem to be repairable for the most part, looks like you lost your bomb payload mostly, either that or that was the added "boom" when it crashed. Now, what of the G Diffuser system?

Yoko: -What are those two in that machine talking about now..?-

Ymir: 'You'll stop us with THAT?' *laughs* 'Kreelee engineering is superior! You have a better chance at stopping us with a Shofixti Scout!'

Entitył: 'What do you mean superior engineering? Several of the parts on your machine are useless as they serve no other purpose than to make it seem bigger. Heck, I think many of them are just welded on, purely ornamental. No wonder it maneuvers so horribly.'

Ymir: 'What?! How dare you mock the Kreelee Avatar in such a manner!"

[Fisherson]

David: Weild on? Wait a minute. *Uses the force tyo yank of a huge panel of the mecha making it smaller.

Ymir: Gaah! They know our weaknes! Our mission is clear: we must curshify the purple haired shiny sword man!

David: Oh crap. Rusty! I need you to distract the mecha while I pull off the chunks of it's armor

Rusty: Beep doop!

Zig: Waaaffles! *fires at radom*

David: *blocks sevral shots with saber* Haaah! *Force lightnings the mecha's leg*

Jet: This? This is a twinkie.

Zig: What's a twinkie?

Jet: Only the most delcisious thing in the enitre world.

Zig: Ummmmm! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!

Ymir: Stop, you fool! If you leave the mech you'll be eatfied!

Zig but I must have the deliciousness! *Pops hacth*

Jet: Ha! See there,David? I can come up with a clever-

Zig: *TWIIIINKIIEE *Leaps from Mecha and eats twinkie Jet's han and all*

Jet: Huh? *Looks at stub of hand. OWWWWWWWWW!!

Ymir: Cursed purple haired light sword man! Take some of this! *Aims a mecha punch at David*

David: *Giant first looms over David* Huh? Aaaaaaah! *sheilds with arms*

Jet: Hey, Waffle boy! Lookit what I got!

Zig: Waffles? *Sniff sniff* No wait...what is that delecious smell?

[Darkfox]

Smoke: 'Wait, something is off about Waffle boy...'

Entitył: 'Something seems a bit off.'

Ymir: *freezes* 'Zig, your a..?!'

Zig: 'A what?' o.o

Ymir: 'I thought you were...!? Just get back in here before they hold you hostage!'

[Angel Walter]

Isaac: 'That's about seven seperate circuits of your mech blowing because they've been exposed to moisture due to armor-loss! lols...' *attaches more vital parts to ship* 'It's a pity about the bombs though. They're pretty expensive. What about the missiles?'
*At that moment, a large cloud of smog, steam etc. bursts from a nearby clearing*
 : *A figure wearing victorian-style garb and a large amount of straps attached to various invaluable articles (pistol, telescope, compass etc.) is seen to stumble from the smoke* 'Mr. Wells, I assure you that if you can't manage to get us back home I'll show you a REAl "War of the Worlds"!' *Notices staring crowd* 'Oh, allow me to intoduce myself: I am Nicodemus Baker and my colleague who is currently cowering inside his chronistic travel contraption is A Mr. Wells. I'm not quite sure of his first name but I believe it begins with an H...'
Angel: 'Am I cracking up?'

[Darkfox]

Smoke: '...'

Yoko: '...'

Entitył: 'A... time machine?'

Zig: 'Hello! I am Zig, I like twinkies! Your dressed funny! I wear a flight suit! It's kinda like a jump suit but for flying not jumping! Oh and we're trying to conquer something! I forget what!' ^___^