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Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
But then you wake up with a naked, vomit-covered friend in your couch, and there are bite marks on your penis, and not only the whole house smells of every bad smell you can think of, but your mother will be home in a few hours... Well, it's not something I want to do again.
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall