Charas Pub

[Bluhman]

Bluhb: EAT EM UP!!!

*The bluhb eats odin, odin's backwards head, kratos, and coastercrazy The Bluhb is now roughly the size of Australia.*

Jani: Why the heck hasn't the pub burst from the immense size of the bluhb yet?

Darkvixen: ... Maybe because the pub already WAS roughly the size of Australia?

Bluhb: RARR!!!

*The bluhb eats Xios and Jani. The bluhb is now the size of canada.*

Darkvixen: ... So it's all going to end like this...

[coasterkrazy]

*All the Canadians and Australians now flee to Bluhb.*
CK: Yes, Darkvixen this is how it's going to end.

[Darkfox]

*Inside*

Odin: I didn't even ger a pretty nurse...

*Pink Fox comes in dressed like a nurse*

PF "Ready for your medication Mr. Odin?
Odin "No! Stay away! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

***

Jani: Where did Odin go?
Xios: He ran out of here screaming about "Not cute... evil... pure evil!"

Kratos: Zoinks!

--
Xios: I wonder if he was talking about me ^^
Jani: Shut up. *slaps Xios*
--

Darkvixen: JINKIES! ...Jinkies?

PF: I wonder what got into him?

Everybody: ZOINKS!!

--
Warxe: Yowzers!
Odin: Huh? Where'd you come from!
--

Warxe: From my parents Eddy!
Ed: ...hey... hmmmm... thats my bread!
Edd: Line Ed... Line.
Ed: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Edd: *sigh*

Pink Fox: ... ... *pokes the side of Bluhb with a pin*

[Bluhman]

Bluhb: IMPLOD'D!?!!?!?!

*The Bluhb starts to shrink*

Bluhb: *All darth vader style* NNOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo................!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The Bluhb shrinks back down to the size of 3 heads. Everyone is now freed from the Bluhb's gelatinous stature.*

Bluhb: Oh damn... Must... find... TABLET...

[Darkfox]

Pink Fox: *swallows last tablet* All gone... *shrugs then grows 10 times her normal size*

Xios: Ok... I think I'm with Odin... *runs*

Kratos: O.O;; omg! Pink Foxilla! *runs*

[Razor]

*half hour later*
Razor: Hey where'd Foxilla go?
Warxe: *dies* *respawns* *dies* *respawns* I dunno. *dies*

---Tokyo---
Japaneseman: Foxirra! *points*
Foxilla: SQUUEEEEEE!! *destroys buildings*

---Charas Pub---
Razor: This isn't going anywhere. *patrons get stuck in a dungeon*
*orcs appear*
Drace: Gasp! Orcs! *rolls 78*
Razor: 78? What's that do?
Warxe: I dunno. *dies*

[Greeny341]

Runs across the scene with only his boxers sceaming 'gigidy giggidy giggidy'

[Drace]

Drace: ..... *rolls double 6* w00t! Double Zantetsuken!!! *slices Greeny into little bits*
Odin: Hey! That's my skill! *rolls 78*
Warxe: w00t! *dies*

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: *rolls a negative 8 and a Y* ...?

Computerized Voice: ERROR!! INVALID VALUE!!! SERVER ERROR!!! CRASH INEVITABLE!! ERROR ERROR ERROR!!! *the Orcs vaporize along with the dice and dungeon* PROGRAM... TERmminaaaateeeddd...

Darkvixen: O.o ... ... ... YAY I WON!!! *dances about*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we were playing... *dies, but rewinds back to before he said that*

-Warxe: Aw... I wanted to play whatever we we-

-All: WE GET THE POINT!

-Warxe: *dies*

[Razor]

Warxe: *respawns* *dies*

[Razor]

*Razor hits the next poster for not posting sooner*

[Rywho]

Rywho:*grabs his face*AAAHHHHH!!! ME EYE!!!! YOU CLAWED MY EYE!!!!

Razor:oh quite whinning, it's not like I beat you with my baseball bat.

Rywho:yeah but still ow*puts his hand away, he left eye marred*this will take a few seconds to heal.

Razor:and that's a problem why?

[Drace]

Rywho: Because I would have to offer someone for it.
*Everyone looks at Warxe*

[Razor]

*Warxe splits into two, and one of them looks at the other*
Warxe: I sense great pain. *casts barrier*
*Über Bahamut appears and casts ÜBERBLAUMANNERISM which annihilates half of the universe*
Warxe: Yay I survived.