Charas Pub

[coasterkrazy]

MT11: *Throws up on everyone*
Razor: Well, that's a crappy side effect, but at least we're alive.
Grandy: CK is dead.
Razor: I said we.
Grandy: But not all of us.
Razor: Stop reminding me!
Warxe: Well, at least the meteor is gone, but who was responsible for getting rid of it?
*The sillouette of Bluhman appears in the distance*
Warxe: Could it be?
Razor: The one...
Grandy: who's called...
Bluhman: *arrives and looks up* The Bluhman!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Screw all of this meteor stuff. I'm gonna go get drunk. *steps into the pub, followed by a slicing sound and someone yelling "ZANTETSUKEN!", followed by Warxe stepping out of the pub holding his head* Okay, maybe not...

[Archem]

Archem: Hmm... He's not "bluh" Or "blue!" And as for that Krazy Koaster King; He's not blue?!?!
Meiscool: No. Now, clean up that mess you've been making for the last couple posts!
Archem: Oh, THIS? It's just some watered-down, warm, vanilla ice cream!
Meiscool: I don't believe you!
Archem: It's true! I swear!
Razor: Don't do it! Don't fall for his clever ruse!
Meiscool is already licking it up.
Meiscool: I'm sorry, what?
Razor: Uh... Nevermind...
Drace: So... I've noticed the disturbing new trend that you peoples have been taking...
CK: Me too.
All: Gasp!
CK: What? Don't I get a chance to come back from the dead?
Archem: Ha! You said "come"!
Meiscool: Shut up! I'll stab joo w/ my awes0m3c|2055 high post count!
Archem: OMG! I can't tell what he's saying!xors.
Razor: Lies! And about that blue guy...
CK: I'm not blue.
Grandy: Shh! You're not invited!
Razor: Thank you, Grandy. Ahem! Who should we force to fix up this mess created by Archem?
Archem: But Meiscool already cleaned it up!
Razor: ... Err... Not that mess... I was talking about the death and destruction caused by the rocket and the meteors.
Archem: Oh. I vote Moosetroop.
Razor: Well, I vote you.
Warxe: Me too. You and Meiscool should have helped with that first meteor instead of messing with Razor's po-
Razor: CAR KEYS!
DarkFlood: Can I come back to the circle of friends?
All: No!
DarkFlood: Aww...
CK: I vote Warxe. He's the REAL blue one here!
Meiscool: Can we ban the guy who gets voted?
Razor: Hmm... I'll think about it.
Meiscool: Oh. Well, just in case, I vote Archem.
Archem: Hey! That's a biased vote!
Razor: So?
Grandy: And for that outburst, I vote you as well!
Archem: No fair!
DarkFlood: Life's not fair.
Drace: OUT! NOW!
DarkFlood: Alright already!
DarkFlood scurries under a big rock.
Drace: Anyhow, I vote Moosetroop. He needs to work off that fat.
Grandy: And now that I've worked off that anger, I vote MT, too.
CK: Actually, I can forgive Flash-Master Warxe. Archem it is!
Razor: Ok, let me tally up the votes... Ok... 3 for Archem... And 3 for Mossetroop. Hmm... a tie...

Who will win the vote? Will Moosetroop lose ANY weight? Find out next week on "The Charas Pub!"

[drenrin2120]

On a side note - Congratulations, Archem, for the second most disturbing post on Charas I've ever read!

On topic now -

dren: Forget voting, just put the poor kid on Jenny Craig already!
MT11: Jenny Craig sucks...
Archem: Well, so do you, but we don't complain about it...
MT11: You said you'd never tell!
Dren: Jesus, you kids need therapy, major therapy!!
Warxe: Okay, I'll be Moosetroop's "drill sargeant." Alright, kiddo! Get you're fatass movin'! Start marchin'!
MT11: When do we stop?
Warxe: When I say so lard bucket! Time to kick the habit! No more fried chicken or whole people! Got it?
MT11: Ohh....
*Stats running... After half a mile, MT11 is dying.*
Warxe: You pathetic example of American Obesity! *pulls out a gun* Gonna stop runnin' now?
MT11: Oh ****, Oh ****!
Warxe: That's what I thought. Now, if you make it five miles, I'll take you to the Outback.
MT11: REALLY?!
Warxe: hahaha... Hell no! Now dance, moose, dance! *fires gun at MT11's feet. MT11 runs faster*

[Drace]

(Hehe, I still got the most disgusting joke ever. *razor grabs his tissues*)

Razor: *wakes up screaming* Wow, it was all a nightmare. *looks at Drace next to him in bed* Don't you think hun?
Drace: *wakes up screaming* Phew, it was a nightmare that Razor laid next to me in bed. Or was it? *looks next to him* *pokes a big bump under the sheets*
MT11: *appears* *eats Drace*
MT11: *wakes up* Hmmmm... I could actually taste him.
Drace: *-_-* Sit me out allready...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: I could do exercise... Or Razor could hire me out as a trampoline and make money!!!

Razor: Hmmm.....

*2 days later*

Razor(Speaking through microphone): Mooseland! A bundle of fun! Have a drink at the on site pub while you wait for your turn!

Reporter: Excuse me, Mr Razor, it has been rumored that your drinks have been killing customers.

Razor: Erm...

Reporter: It's also been rumored that your trampoline has been eating customers...

Razor: Well, you see...

MT11: *Eats reporter*

Razor: ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Screen zooms out*

[Meiscool-2]

Archem2: Hey, I found a new toy! it's a soccerball!
Warxe: Stop kicking my head!
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Meiscool: I think it's time we had a pub meeting while Archem is outside beating the crap out of the defencless Warxe.
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!
Razor: Shut it.
Dren: Don't make me call Squall and tell him what a bad GF you've been!
Odin:.... Sorry masters.....
Drace: What's this meeting about?
Meiscool: Right, ok, we are running out of food here at the pub. Even though it seems we've had no customers in a long time, should one come, we'd have nothing to sell them because of MooseTrap11.
Dren: He's right! If MT11 eats anymore, he could become the next meteor sent to kill us!
Razor: What do we do?
Meiscool: .... Umm.... it's your pub, I just state the painstakingly obvious.

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 Hey guys! I'm taking a poll, who here actually bothers to read Archem's posts!?

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman walks in*
Bluhman: Hi! I'm a customer! I'd like some chocolate moose! Please serve me come or I'll use this booney knife to cut off yer heads!
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!!!
*Bluhman is decapitated.*
Bluhman: How ironic...
Razor: Didn't I tell you to shut up!?
Odin: Yes... master.
Bluhman: Wow, razor, your short-term memory keeps getting worse and worse...
Razor: You shut it too! *Kicks Bluhman's head outside*

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Warxe: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Bluhman: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Archem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. THIS IS FUN.

[drenrin2120]

Stick it, Meiscool, seriously, you've been raggin' on Archem2 for the last few pages. It was funny, now it's not. We get the point, you don't like eachother, get over it.
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Dren: We could always make beer from bones.
Razor: I remember that... But Red's gone, so where are we gonna find bones?
Meiscool: What are you talking about?? BoNeS?! I've got 155934592806 posts and I don't remember no bones?
Drace: hm... hmhm...
*Archem2 walks in with Warxe's corpse#
Odin: ZANTETSUKEN!!!!
Archem: Here, have it, this stupid thing deflated on me... Fuckin' Wal-Mart products.
Razor: No! We need that!
*Epic battle begins over Warxe's Corpse*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: Ok, I believe it's time for me to speak up!
*Room gets silent*
CK: Uh... well, um... I've decided... that I think if we are going to have an epic battle it will be properly done, and not total anarchy. That being said, I will ref this tennis match, Odin versus all who aren't decapitated. Winner keeps the corpse.
Odin: That's not fair! Then... I summon Gilgamesh to aid me!
Gilgamesh: EXCALIPOOR!
All: ...
Odin: Uh... well I guess it's better than no one helping me.
CK: Ok, let's all go out back to the Pub's giant tennis court. And we will settle this just like the famous Italian plumber and his enemies.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: ...

...

*Burp*

[Kinslayer]

Happy because of his new sig, Kinslayer askes for a "round for myself, I wanna be as drunk as a viking after an invasion!!!!!"

Ks: Oh, this is greeeeeeaaaaaat!!!!!

[WarxePB]

Odin: Oh, I just remembered I have some... unfinished business... with the guys at Square. *walks off*
Ifrit: I guess he's still upset about not being put in FFX...
Warxe's Corpse: *head reattaches and becomes alive again* Stinkin pub newbs. I've been killed more times than all of your posts combined!
Bahamut: Shut it, Warxe.
Warxe: Hey, wait. I'm your master! I summoned you all here into pubxistance. Therefore, I can start siccing you on people! Bahamut, I command you to use Mega Flare on Coasterkrazy!
Bahamut: How about no?
Ifrit: *Hellfires Warxe's ****
Shiva: Mmm, medium-rare. Just the way I like it.
Leviathan: Why are we wasting our time in some random pub anyways?
Bahamut: Good point. *all summoned beings disappear*
Warxe: *burnt to a crisp* Awww...

[Kinslayer]

Kinslayer passes by Warxe, totally drunk...

Ks: SSSSSSSSMOKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!! HYAHYAHYAHYA!!!!

[coasterkrazy]

CK: Well, it was worth a shot...