Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

Drace: D...D...Did you say MONKEY???

MT11: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! *Eats Archem* THE TWILIGHT ZONEEEEE!!!!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: The Twilight Zone... where weird things happen for no apparent reason...
MT11: Man, I'm full.
Razor: Free beer! Free beer for everyone! *hooks hose to taps, and sprays beer onto the masses*
MIC: *looks at Archem* My, aren't you a handsome one. I'm sure the girls are over you like flies.
Drace: *curled up in a corner* No... not the monkey... not the monkey...
Warxe: Uh... yeah. I'm gonna go turn 5-D or something. *transforms the Charas Pub into a sidescrolling action game, and jumps off*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Red, you're flashing blue.
Red: I know, that was Warxe's joke.
MIC: Oh. I'll be right back.
Archem: Fo shizzle dawg, I'm black, Fo shi...
Razor: Shutup.
Archem: Yes sir.....
Drace: Meiscool.... what are you doing with my car keys?
CK: OMG, is he gonna drive again!?

*Two hours later*

CK: Well, I haven't heard any crashes yet...
Warxe: That's just because a '2 hours later' sign just came up, but really, no time passed.
CK: Deja vu....

*Crash, bang, burn, blast, asplode, stuff*

Drace: OMG!!! My ****ing car!
MIC: Sorry dude.
MT11: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! *Eats Archem* THE TWILIGHT ZONEEEEE!!!!

[Razor]

Warxe: Now to become the 5th dimension! *BECOMES THE UNIVERSE*
MIC: Oh boy, this can only end in tears.
Razor: THAT'S MY CATCH PHRASE! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!
Jury: *gasp*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *is the universe*
Razor: KILL J00!
Warxe: No, KILL J00. *Razor gets sucked into a black hole* W00t.
MIC: That's not fair.
Warxe: LOCK3D! *giant "no" symbol appears over MIC* Ah, I've always wanted to do that. *gloats*

[Moosetroop11]

Razor: *Appears* Seems I traveled through a wormhole.

Einstein: I KNEW IT!

[Drace]

MT11: *gets poop thrown in his face* *looks at Drace's shoulders* Hey, Drace. Where is it?
Drace: *points at MT11* It's on YOUR shoulders now! Muahahaha! Come! Mini-me! *runs away with a mini-him*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:THE MONKEY!
*Drace looks at duke*
Duke:*Attacks Drace*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: no no no no no no no no
CK: What's he saying?
Archem: I dunno.... but he seems to be speaking in code.
Drace: Wait... I know that language, it's dumbass!
CK: He's right, he's speaking in dumbass!
Grandy: I know how to speak dumbass, let me translate!
MIC: *We are inside the Wartix! We must find the architect and destroy it!*
CK: Oh!
Drace: I see....
Razor: That makes sence
Archem: Wait.... all he said was "no no no no nooo no no!"
Grandy: Oh right, I know how to speak it, I just don't understand it.

 *TRANSLATION: FAILURE!*

[Big_Duke]

Duke:*Becomes everything*
MIC:*Becomes 42*
Razor:*Becomes the question*
Jury:*Becomes fish*
Duke:If i am every thing than the universe is me.
MIC:THE logic,it burns us.
Duke:I control everything! I am everything.
Jury:I taste good.
MIC:I'm a number
Razor:I am E!
Duke:You all die*holds his breath*
Razor:what does that do?*Dies,and everybody follows*

[coasterkrazy]

CK: But Duke couldn't have been everything because Warxe was already but now we are all dead!!!
MIC: ERROR!
CK: DOES NOT COMPUTE!
MT11: ME LIEEEKZA PANCAKES!!!!
Razor: YOU'RE PROBABLY FAT!
*Universe a splodes*

Bill Nye: And that's what happened BEFORE the big bang. Any questions?

[Archem]

Archem: I have one... Dawg. If we fo' shizzle go 3D-zizzle, would things go back to normal, G?
MIC: Gah! He's speaking in tongues again!
CK: Out with it, man! Who has possessed you?!
Grandy: It was I! Muhuhuhahahahahaha!!!!!!
Razor: Not today, bub.
Razor pulls out a flame-thrower and scorches Grandy. Then he presses the "Re-3Dify" button.
Tomi: Hey guys, what's up?
Tomi farts again. In 3D this time.
Archem: No! A fart of such magnitude will bring out my dark secret!
Tomi: Ha! Like what?
Archem:  
MIC: I've seen darker.

[Moosetroop11]

*Everything a-splode, everyone lands on their barstools or chairs and the pub roof lands overhead*

Razor: ...Drinks?

Red: Weeeeeeeeeeee!

[Archem]

Count 50 Archem: Bleah! You! G.
MIC: Wait wait wait... So now you're a vampire AND black?
C5A: Oui.
CK: And he's Mexican!
KS: You 'tard! He's not Mexican! He's clearly Irish!
C5A: Well, I DO have a blood addiction... especially with those supposed "DWI"s... And I DO want to knife you, holmes. AND I is feelin' black, G. Not to mention the "Bleah!" You know, I just might be all of those things! Good job, everybody!
Razor: Hot steak, coming through!
Grandy: Steak <3! I <3LOVE<3 steak!
Grandy tackles Razor, causing the steak to go flying through the air, landing on Arch- err... Count 50 Archem.
C5A: Bleaaaaaaah.....! I'm melting!!! Right on my heart, G! Bleah!dead.
MIC: Wow. You've done what I've been wanting to do for ages. Now I feel all hollow inside... Like I've lost my reason for living... No, wait, I've still got hookers. Life is good again!
Drace: And I saw that all coming. Shame on you!
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On a personal note, I am actually 50% Mexican. Yeah.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *Walks in with a big bag.*
Duke: I am the universe!
Ed: How dare you! *Leg stretches and kicks the universe in the face.*
Duke: Moo.
Ed: *Walks up to Count 50 Archem* "I got those...  drinks...  you wanted. Where's my fifty bucks?" *Drops bag on floor and FFL's body falls out.*
Count 50 Archem: "I didn't ask for this!"
Ed: "Yes you did." *Holds up tape recorder.*

--Tape recorder--
Ed: Fifty dollars for a bag of bodies? That sounds pretty strange."
Count 50 Archem: "Just get me that red heaven drink!"
Ed: "You mean wine?"
Count 50 Archem: "No! I mean blood! Gimme the blood, now!"
Ed:"But you asked for it by tomorrow."
--End tape recorder--

Ed: *Grabs fifty dollars from count 50 Archem.*
*Superman theme*
*Ed flies up and starts pummeling Duke (the universe).*