Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: *blinks*

Drace - 600
Ed - -50000000

[Razor]

lol @ ed

Razor: Hey! My score! *climbs up pole*
Ed: Uh oh! *climbs down other side*
*Benny Hill music comes on, as Razor and the policemen chase Ed through a hallway full of doors that interconnect*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Waits in a door with his mouth open*

[Bluhman]

*Bluhman walks up to the scoreboard.*

Bluhman: Oh wow; a giant chalkboard. I used to draw all over these things as a little boy.

*Bluhman draws all over the scoreboard, and the standings have been completely and utterly changed.*

Scoreboard: Moosetroop-3747, Grandy-Grand Day Indeed!, Razor-A drawing of a kitten, Drace-IVIXIVIXIVI?, Meiscool-A drawing of many many zombies, Archem-4875648658724365 and a hat, Duke-6969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969?.

Bluhman: Beautiful.
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

*Ed kicks bluhman in the crotch in dramatic, slow-motion.*
Bluhman: Ow. That hurt.
Ed: Really?
Bluhman: No.

*Bluhman pushes Ed off the edge.*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

*Kicks Bluhman in the crotch and climbs down to grab a sponge.*

[Razor]

Razor: Hah! I win! Kitten overrules all!


Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Razor
Razor: Hah! I win! Kitten overrules all!


Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?

 I think it's from TM3

[Archem]

Archem: Hmm...
Archem falls asleep.

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Archem is standing with a triumphant glow while wearing a doctor's coat and a suit of armor on. He also has an eye-patch.
Archem: So, now that I've vanquished all evil within the universe, perhaps I'll cure cancer!
Razor: *sniff* can you *sniff* fix my *sniff* kitty? I *sniff* think he's *sniff* sick *sniff*. His name's *sniff* Fluffy. *sniff*
Archem stares at a road-killed kitten.
Archem: Never fear, Archem Man is here!
Archem has a cape on now, and he's buffed up. He waves his hand over the fallen feline. Fluffy pops up.
Fluffy: Meow!
Razor: Fluffy! Thank you,  *sniff* mister Archem! *sniff*
Archem flies off through a hole in the ceiling that he made. Just now, he did. And as he flew off, he shouted:
Archem: Try using some cold medecine!!!!!!!
His voice fades off into the distance.

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Scoreboard: Archem: 1,337,133,713,371,337 Everyone Else: Same as earlier.
Razor: What the hell?! He just passed out and made a super-leet score!
Ed: hax n00b!!!111!11111!1!one!!!1!111!!1one!!

[Drace]

Drace: Mr scoreboard sir. That was Archem's good twin.

Archem - 0

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by Grandy

quote:

Originally posted by Razor Razor: Hah! I win! Kitten overrules all! Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?

 I think it's from TM3

--From Jail--

Ed: Bingo.
*Bluhman walks in.*
Bluhman: S..
Ed: I DIDN"T TOUCH HER!!
Bluhman: I never said you did.
Ed: -.-'
Bluhman: 'sup?
Ed: Not much.
Bluhman: Everything's going to go haywire, you know. Now that the scoreboard is unguarded.

--Back outside the pub--

Scoreboard: WWWWWRRRRRYYYYY!!!!!??
*Meiscool smashes it with a hammer.*
Meiscool: Tell me I'm dead now!
Scoreboard: Meiscool- 0.
*Meiscool pummels the board.*

[Drace]

Drace: *evil glare on his eyes* Hehehehehe... you like to toy with us? TOY WITH THISSS!!! *jams a piece of bamboo under Scoreboard's fingernails*
Scoreboard: WHRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!?

Drace - 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000,99^999999
Scoreboard - dead

Razor: Wow Drace, the scoreboard likes it that you killed Mr. Scoreboard 'Sayid-style'.
Drace: Yup. He loves tv, like me. Look at this. Scoreboard, I LOVE Red Dwarf.

Drace - WINNER!

Monty Python Narrator: And now for something completely different.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Narrator is arrested for being a wanted criminal.*

[Razor]

Ed, answer my question. Or confirm it. Or what ever fancy word you'd like to use.

Razor: Hey wow, Drace *completely* butchered the spelling of WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Scoreboard: Gasp! *Drace's score drops down to Hell*

[Archem]

Archem: I have a twin? Cool! I'm gonna go drown him in a tub of lard and make sandwiches!
Grandy: Gasp! The cannible!
Archem: What? I didn't say I was gonna make sandwiches out of HIM, I'm makin' PB&J!
Ed: It's peanut butta jell-
Archem kicks Ed in the coin purse. Ed poofs.
Ed: Poof!
Archem: Well, that takes care of one thing... And- Hey! I don't have a twin!
Scoreboard: !
The Scoreboard, seeing through Drace's wily scheme, spits fireballs about the... hockey arena?
Razor: Alright, who left the fridge open?!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed

quote:

Originally posted by Grandy quote: Originally posted by Razor Razor: Hah! I win! Kitten overrules all! Hey Ed, is that Minion from Twisted Metal 2 in your signature?  I think it's from TM3

--From Jail--

Ed: Bingo.

I already did. I said 'bingo' because Grandy was right. He said TM3. I'm not sure if Minion is in TM2. I'm using the Twisted Metal: Black version of Minion because I can't find his profile pic from TM3.


--In Jail--
Ed: How...  wha? How did Archem kick in the 'coin purse' -.-' if I'm in jail? Why would I sing that noob song? I hate that banana!! Hate him so much!!

*Starts foaming at the mouth.*
*Two jailkeeps run in and give Ed a shot.*
*Ed falls to the ground asleep.*