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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3750 on: July 22, 2006, 02:58:18 AM »
MIC: *Kills all Darkfloods*
Tomi: Thank God. If he went up to seven posts by himself on one page, I would've killed myself.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #3751 on: July 22, 2006, 03:37:49 AM »
Archem: Well, I guess I'll have a congratulatory taco... Considering that I learned some kind of lesson... And I'll Google me up some boobies!
Mimo: Oh no you don't! Back away from the browser! Back!
Archem: *sniff* Fine... I guess I'll have to use... Yahoo...
Mimo: With IE, no less!
MIC: *gasp!* A punishment worse than death!
Archem: But, I thought I was gonna reward myself!
Mimo: Well, I really don't care if you do or not, but no Googling boobies!
Archem: That's cool... Time to Google "nipples"!
Mimo: No! Bad Archem!
Archem: "Porn"?
Mimo: ... Mmm... Ok, that'll work...
Archem: Yay! *ack!*
Archem chokes to death on his taco.
Mimo: Wow... How "unexpected"... *hides bottle of choking pills*
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3752 on: July 22, 2006, 04:31:10 AM »
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MIC: *Kills all Darkfloods*
Tomi: Thank God. If he went up to seven posts by himself on one page, I would've killed myself.

Tomi: True dat.
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Offline Drace

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« Reply #3753 on: July 22, 2006, 07:31:09 AM »
Drace: *pulls Grandy out of the randomness* Come on dude, we need to fight That Man.

Grandy: Yeah yeah yeah, I'm ready, let's do this.

That Man: Not so fast... see, I got another plottwist by the hand.

Drace: WHAT?!

That Man: See, That Man is actually... *rips away his disguise* WARXE!!!

Drace & Grandy & Almeidaboo: WHHAAAAT?!

Grandy: We cannot beat Warxe!

Almeidaboo: Dad! We must try! For mom!

Grandy: I know but still, Warxe is so powerfull!

Drace: Remember, you are Draceshin Warrios now! Get ready to fight!!!

Odin: Zantuke! *misses to decapitate Grandy* Another plot twist coming guys. For I am... Moosetroop!!!

Drace: Is this even making sense?

Grandy: Doesn't matter! Fight till the dead!

*insert Power Ranger figthing scene*
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3754 on: July 23, 2006, 09:27:56 AM »
MT11: *Taps his watch* MOOSE ZORD! ANTLER MODE!

*NAAAAAA NANANANANANANAAAAAAAA*

MT11: Yeah!

That man: Aieee!!!! *Grows giant*

*Zord battle ensues with lots of explosions*
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3755 on: July 23, 2006, 01:52:03 PM »

Use your Megazord!
Tomi: lol
Drace: WTF is Bush doing here... *farts in his face*

MY GOD DRACE!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Drace: The Megazord.
Bush: ****.... *leaves*
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3756 on: July 23, 2006, 11:57:31 PM »
Zorn: Charas! The planet needs you.
Tomi: Where at Zorn!?!?
Zorn: Where Drace is.
Razor: Ok, I know the way.
MIC: Zorn, what's happening?
Zorn: It's That Man again.
MIC: That Man!? My sworn enemy....
Zorn: Yes, That Man has returned.. and this time, he was unvailed himself.
Tomi: Tell us Zorn, whom has That Man unvailed himself as?
Zorn: That Man is none other then... Warxe Toru-something.
MIC: My sworn enemy is actually Warxe!?!?
Zorn: Yes. He's been using all of you for quite some time.. especially you Razor.
Razor: How so?
Zorn: He's been using your pub as his base of operations.
Razor: Oh. I thought you were gonna say he was using me because last night we both got na-
Tomi: What has he been using the pub for?
Zorn: He's been using the oven, mircowave, and stove to cook up his diabloical schemes!
MIC: No way.
Zorn: Yes, it's true.
Tomi: So all that **** he's been cooking... all this time...
Zorn: Yes Tomi. He was feeding you schemes.
MIC: That Bastard!
Archem: That Man*
MIC: Oh, thankyou.
Zorn: Now hurry my CharasRangers. Go, and defeat Warxe.

*outside*
MIC: Let's call the LeetZords!
Archem: *Plays Zoogaalo* Rise LeetZords!
Razor: Now, let's jump inside them!
Everyone: Hiya! *jumps inside LeetZords, lands in seat of Zord they controll*
Tomi: *Chest of Zord* Everyone read!?
Razor: *Head of Zord* Ready!
MIC: Hey guys... I've always wondered... why am I in the penis of the LeetZord?
Random Voice: Because you're a dick.
MIC: *Privates of Zord* Ok... Ready!
Razor: LeetZord... Forward!

And so, the LeetZord goes to meet up with Drace in his Location.
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Offline Emerates

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« Reply #3757 on: July 24, 2006, 12:13:19 AM »
Emerates: Why am in a cockpit labeled n00b?
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Emerates: Oh.... that's why.....
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Offline Tomi

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« Reply #3758 on: July 24, 2006, 12:52:44 AM »
Tomi: Hey, MIC, how is it down in the COCKpit? lolol
MIC: Shut up...
Emerates: Haha, he told you to shut up.
MIC: No, I was actually talking to you.
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« Reply #3759 on: July 24, 2006, 01:15:00 AM »
Emerates: *drunk* I are be ejecting nowd.....
MIC: Er..... what?
Emerates: *Ejects*
Tomi: lol
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #3760 on: July 24, 2006, 01:19:29 AM »
*Lands next to Drace*
Razor: We're here! Meiscool, fire!
MIC: Yes sir! *fires*
Warxe: *Gets hit* Ewwwww
Tomi: lol
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« Reply #3761 on: July 24, 2006, 02:22:30 AM »
Warxe: Okay, you're going down. Zero! Prepare Deployment 22!
Zero: :o Already?
Odin: Yeah, come on. Let's at least play with them for a bit!
Warxe: Fine. Deploy... 194.
*a giant Warxe robot falls from the sky*
Warxe: Bwahahahaha!
Warxebot: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Warxe: Warxebot, attack them with Missiles Lol!
Warxebot: WARXEBOT, ATTACK THEM WITH MISSILES LOL!
Warxe: I thought I told you to fix that!?
Zero: Sorry.
Warxebot: *shoots missiles*
Drace: Watch out!
Zord: *hit by the missiles* Ha ha ha... ROFLROFLROFL!
Warxe: Ha ha! My missiles cause people, objects, even giant robots, to laugh uncontrollably! Give up now, and allow me access to the Pubcore!
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Offline DarkFlood2

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« Reply #3762 on: July 24, 2006, 02:57:49 AM »
Tomi: We need more firepower!
MIC: How much would we need?
Tomi: Lots.
Razor: I know where to find the firepower!
Tomi: Where?
Razor: The bowels of hell!
MIC: You don't mean..?
Razor: Precisely. If we want to defeat Warxe, we're going to have to ressurect the army of DarkFloods.
Tomi: No.. You wouldn't!
Razor: I would.. Now who to sacrifice..?
Tomi/Meiscool/Razor: Not it!
Razor: Ah screw it! We'll send Emerates. Hes useless anyways.
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« Reply #3763 on: July 24, 2006, 06:51:06 AM »
Drace: *gets hit by a missle and blown away a couple of yards*
Grandy: Nooooo! *runs to Drace* Sensei... are you alright?
Drace: The pain... it hurts... but that's self-explainatory right? Anyhoe, go Grandy. Safe your sexy wife. To get to your sexy wife, you have to go through the valley of shadow of hobos, enter the Warxe HQ-building, fight your way through it endless masses of Warxebots and survive the Pit of Damnation.
Grandy: But I can just go through the backdoor to safe her.
Drace: I know, but we've have to stretch this RP by 50 posts of mindless violence.
Grandy: Oh, ok.
Drace: Go Grandy! Take Almeidaboo, Tomi and Razor with you! Meiscool, Archem and the others will keep on fighting Warxe! GO! SAFE YOUR WIFE!!!
Grandy: *Runs off with Al, Tomi and Razor* I will Drace! For you!
Drace: *grabs checklist* Main cast member dramatic dead scene, check. Ok guys! Let's beat this mother fuckers! Let's beat That Man!
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #3764 on: July 24, 2006, 06:58:53 AM »
MT11: Hey Warxe.
Warxe: Hey- Arghwhatareyoudoinginmybaseofoperations????
MT11: I took the back door. Whatchya doing?
Warxe: Actually I'm defeating the Charazites so that I can access the pub core and achieve immortality! Or whatever it is that I want.
MT11: Cool. What does that red button do? *Pushes*
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