Charas Pub

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: *Trips over shoelaces*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Feeeet. *gnaws off Tomi's foot*
Tomi: *head explodes in an impossibly large amount of blood and guts*
Warxe: ... *shrugs, then continues eating Tomi, which causes MIC to become pregnant*

[Tomi]

Tomi's Guts: BLARGGGHHHH!!!
Meiscool: I didn't know guts made sounds..
Tomi: *reforms and hands Warxe a rawhide bone* Yeah...I'm just sweet like that..
Meiscool: Ohmygosh! The baby kicked!
*a football flies out of Meiscool's hind quarters (or halves, depending on how you look at it, if at all) and goes through the goal posts*
Bluhman: *smacks Meiscool* You know we are all too nerdy for football related jokes!
Warxe: *starts eating his own arm*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I think I'm going to need a C-section!
Razor: *Grabs Shotgun* It worked once before.
Razor's Retarded Child: Kill meeee.....

[Archem]

Archem: Well then, uh, I suppose I should fix this 'ere problemo.
MIC: Not on your alter-ego's life.
Mimo: *gnawing on a chainsaw* I heard that!
Notyourcar (MIC's other-worldly counterpart): I declare independence form Great Spain!
Everyone: ...
NYC: >_>
Everyone: ...
NYC: <_<
Everyone: ... Hooray!
NYC: Yay! n_n
Razor: Less comedy, moar explaining. How do you plan on fixing this "problemo", as you called it?
Archem: You see, this is all a conjuration of my brain.
Bluhman: You mean my white suit is all a figure of your imagination?
Archem: Not at all. Let me start by explaining my brain: You know how audio cassettes have a side A and a Side B? Well, my brain has a side C. But they're not so much sides as they are masses of things. A is like a pink mound of Play-Doh™, and it makes up the II quadrant of the mess. B is a similarly sized mass of blue Rose Art­™ colored molding clay. It makes up I quadrant. Now side C is a solid, lime-green marble mashed into the mess of mass of molding clay. It's not quite covered by the other two, but it's hardly on the outside.
Razor: Uh huh.
Warxe: *gnaws on his eyeball*
Archem: Well, Side A is all "I have to do it" or "I can't do it" about everything. And Side B Is all "You have to/can't do it". Then Side C is all "I've got a gun to your head, B. And if you don't tell A that he has to/can't do it, you die".
Everyone: ...
DF2: And this is relevant... How?
Archem: It's not, but it helps explain how I can instantaneously create an unrealistic black hole, and how to undo it. I can make a Deus Ex Machina with ease.
Razor: No. You never. Not.
Archem: Suddenly, Batman came in and-
DF2: OBJECTIO-*batarang'd*
Archem: ... Oh, did I mention that I'm fuggin' Batman? Well, I am. So, I come in, and fly backwards around the world 500 thousand times. This creates a cloud of pollution around the Earth from all the burned up fuel. Nuclear winter sets in, causing a massive freeze-over of all scientific anomalies. Thus, black hole = 0.
Holy sharpened shark balls, it works!
Archem: And now I declare: Adventure = Go!

DF2: What?
Razor: *whispering to DF2* I think we got Mimo by accident...
DF2: *whispering* I think you're right...
NYC: *whispering* I think we're whispering... Also, can we be best friends?
MIC: *whispering. Very loudly* No.

[Moosetroop11]

XD

MT11: You heard him people!! Adventure = Go!

*And so the adventure was set in motion. We can't show it all due to copywrite reasons, thus a short clip will be shown for ease of viewing.*

***

*On small plane, travelling very fast through the clouds*
Razor: we're almost there! Almost at the himalayas for the third pass!!
Ultros: Fwee hee hee! Not so fast! Chupon and myself are here to take you down and save the environment!!
Chupon: Hooo
Archem: We'll see about that!
Side B: You have to kill them.
Side A: Yes, I must.

~*EPIIIIIIIIIIIC BATOLLLLLLLLLLLLL*~

ARCHEM: SPIRIT BALL
*CHUPON recieves 470 DMG*
TOMI: FLATULATE
*ULTROS recieves 9999 DMG*
CHUPON: WINDLV3
*RAZOR recieves 1000 DMG*

Razor: Aaaargh!!!
MT11: Razor! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

MT11: DIGESTLV5
ULTROS: Argh! Seafood soup!! *KO*
MIC: CRITISISE
*CHUPON is afflicted with RUN AWAY CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND CUT SELF IN CORNER*
CHUPON: *SELF KO*

~*VICTOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*~

Razor: Phew, thanks guys. Now... Why is the plane falling towards the ground?
Archem: ...


There's no pilot!!!
MT11: *Burp* What? Wonder where they went?
Archem: No time! We're gonna crash!

*Plane begins spiralling out of control!!!*

Razor: Quick! We'll use this inflatable boat!
*Everyone hops on the boat and jumps with it out of the plane*

[DarkFlood2]

DF2: *on a small plateau overlooking a 2000 foot vertical dropoff* Guys? Hello? Help... Anyone? Last thing I remember was MT11 saying "Adventure = go" and I woke up here... Hello?


 10 hours later

DF2: I'm cold...

[Archem]

Lol, he used my catch-phrase!

Archem: Ok, since I didn't make this 'ere problemo, no Deus Ex Machina.
Razor: Shi-
EXPLOSION NOISE!

MT11: That... Was Epic.

EPIC ADVENTURES: THE MOVIE - NOT BASED ON THE WORKS OF MOOSETROOP11
IN THEATERS, MARCH 21, 20011

Razor: Man, that movie looks flickerballin' awesome.
Mimo: Couldn't agree more.
Razor: >_>;
Mimo: <_< What?
Razor: >_>; *wields a blunt object, possibly weapon in nature*
Mimo: Oh.
Archem: me to' unstroy; grammar in,
DF2: Oh right, the grammar thing...

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: I'm a level five black man. Also, Archem, we can't be friends anymore.
Archem: A-Why!?
MIC: I just found out I'm allergic to tomatoes.
MT11: Well that sucks for you, because I just found out something terrible.
Everyone: What?
MT11: We're in Mexico.
Stupid person: Dun dun dundunduuuuun!

[Kinslayer]

Kinslayer: "We're in Mexico?! Yay! Means I can use my español! By the way, who knows the joke of the mexican man trying to get in the USA and does the entrance exam... or... something... guys?"

Everyone: "..."

KS: "Ooookay.... let's get some tequila then!!! This is a pub, ain't it?"

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Chaaaaaaairrrr. *gnaws on a chair*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Hey, guys, I've been playing half-life 2 for sometime now, and lookit what I got *shows up a small headcrab, them puts it on the ground and starts playing with it* ^_^
 Razor: Eh... Grandy, not to complain, but... have you de-beaked it?
 Grandy: De-what?
 Tomi: AAH, MY HEAD TAKEITOFFTAKEITOFF!!!
 Grandy: Now, now, it just wants to play, isn't it the cutest thing you ever saw?
 Tomi: *zombified*
 Grandy: Ah, can you see it, they've became friends. ^_^
 Razor: Eh... sure...
 Tomi: *zombified fart*
 

[Archem]

Archem: A headcrab? Yay! A friend for Lugar!
Grandy: Aw! He's cute!
Razor: Hey, what're they doing?
MIC: Oh my God! Eew!
MT11: That's gross.
DF2: I knew it, I just knew it...
Archem: Lugar! No! Bad headcrab! Down!
*headcrab sex*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

[DarkFlood2]

DF2: Archem, you'd better get them... away from each other before I bust out the flamethrower.

*two seconds pass*

DF2: Ahh screw it!
*DF2 pulls out a flamethrower and torches Lugar and Zombie Tomi*

DF2: There.. Much better.
Archem: Lugar! NOOOOOOO!
Grandy: Nameless-pet-headcrab! NOOOOOOO!