Charas Pub

[Grandy]

Grandy: MrMister? You were MooMar?
 Velma Dinkley: Exactly, Grandy, Mr.Mister thought he could scare Razor, the pub's owner, enough so that he could buy the pub cheaply.
 Razor: But... how did you know?
 Velma Dinkley: My first clue was when we found this powder in Mr. Mister's room.
 Shaggy: He'd use it to pale his skin in order to look like Sai'Kar did.
 Velma Dinkley: Later on, we found this document in his room that was in half, but if we put togheter with this other half in his pocket, we can see it's actually the deed of the pub's land.
 Fred: *comes from out-screen zipping his pants* But why?
 Daphne: *comes from the same place as fred fixing her hair* yes, why?
 Velma Dinkley: That's easy, there is, according to this deed, a natural beer fountain below the pub.
*everyone stares at Razor*
 Razor: ...what, you didn't really think I buy this stuff, did you?
 Mr.Mister: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
 Scooby Doo: Scooby-Doobie-Doo.
 *everyone laughs*
 Grandy: But what about the Sai'Kar army I saw?
 Velma Dinkley: Oh, those are real, and they're really coming to here to kill us all.
 *everyone laughs*
















 Razor: Wait, that's a bad thing.

[Moosetroop11]

Warxe: They're trying to block off the only escape route!!
MT11: *Epic pose* TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE!!!

[Archem]

Archem: Um... When did we get a machine of any type?
Shaggy: Zoinks! A g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOST!!!
Archem: Shut the hell up.

[WarxePB]

Bluhman: Wait. How are we all going to fit into a van?
Warxe: I'll take care of that. REMMAH ECAPS! *points at the Mystery Machine*
Razor: ...that didn't do anything.
Warxe: Stupid showgirls with magic powers... Well, guess we gotta stay behind and- *looks over shoulder to see everyone else shoving their way into the Mystery Machine* >_<

[Meiscool-2]

keanu reeves
Sai Kar Clone: *zaps MT11 with device*
MT11: *turns into a Sai Kar clone*
MIC: Good god, they are everywhere. *gets zapped, turns into Sai Kar clone*
Bluhman: MIC! NOOOOOO! *gets zapped, turns into Sai Kar clone*
Grandy: Stand back, everyone!
Warxe: K.
Grandy: I am not Grandy. I am not Pablo. I am, Keanu Reeves.
Everyone: Gasp!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Uh, you already said that.
Grandy: Oh. Crap. *gets zapped*
Razor: It's just you and me, old friend.
Archem: Hey! I'm here! *gets zapped*
Razor: As I was saying, just me and you.
Warxe: Oh well. Hive minds aren't all that bad, anyways.
Razor: Hive minds?
Warxe: Yeah. Like the Borg.
Razor: ...oh god. *gets zapped*
Warxe: Hmm... I'm surrounded by thousands of Sai'Kar clones, some of which used to be my friends, with no real tools. I could always do some bending, but CRAP! *deflects a zap* I need to destroy their leader, but I don't even know where Sai is... Well, I guess the only option is to become one of them. *gets zapped*

[elementalhero76]

Meanwhile out side the pub:

Eh76: *cutting clones to bits*  OMFG! Too many clones I can't fight them alone!
AFL *still drooling gets turned into a clone---still drolling*:
Joiiiin Usssssss you faqing noob! You can become our nobbish b*tch!
Eh76: No thank you! *cuts him? in two and breaks off into a run*

*He gets hit by the mystery machine riddled with Sai' clones but is only shaken and stirred.*
Eh76: noooooo! I can't shake them! They're too many!
Sai'kar clones: Join us you noob! Be our bishie for eternity!
Eh76: Fanboishism is one thing but this? Is that even a word? Oh well...

*Eh76 gets zappped but no effect*

Clones: what?!
Eh76 *laughs maniacally*: Fools you can't do the same thing you just did to the others for I also have the the power of the... um what was it called?
Warxe as clone: The mystical Arbitrary Four Items of Some Undefined Purpose?
Eh76: Yeah that's it...Warxe you've been sai'kared?
Warxe: Yes but, I still have my consciousness...
Clones: Traitor to the empire! *The empire theme plays*

Eh76: We'd better run now.
Warxe: Good idea!

*A chase goes on and like scooby doo its happens through alleyways*

[Moosetroop11]

SK11: I'm a woman!!!


*Looks left and right*

...

*Runs off*

[WarxePB]

Warx'kar: Reminds me of my childhood years... but not as purple. Anyways, EH, enlighten me as to how you got the Four Items.
Eh76: I found them beside the Pub in this really conveniently-placed treasure chest.
Saizor: Damn it! I knew I shouldn't have put them in that chest.
WK: *sigh* Anyways, roll call. Who still has their personality?
SK11: *devours a Sai clone*
Red Sai: Wheeeeeeee-
MIC: Yo.
Jaschem: Wait, MIC's a guy now.
MIC: Yeah, MIC now stands for Meiscock.
WK: ...ookay.
Saihman: Let me guess, now we use these as disguises to sneak into his HQ and kill him?
WK: Something like that. We'll just get zapped again if we use the Four Items, so we'll need to take EH along with us.
EH76: Yay!
Saizor: Couldn't we just take the Four Items, but not use them?
WK: Are you kidding? We need EH on this mission! *whispers "As a distraction and possible meat shield" to Saizor*
A Forgotten SaiKar: Ohhhh, like a meat shield.
WK: Dammit! *grabs a clone and beats AFS senseless*

[A Forgotten Legend]

A Forgotten SaiKar: oh.  i'm bleeding.  look a bunny!!!!  catch the little bunny! (bunny hops away) ooooh.  bunny...
Eh: Shut up!
AFS: ...i'm hungry.
Eh: ?
AFS: Begins chewing on a rabbit.
Eh: **
AFS: Anyone got some parsley?
WK: no...
AFS: oh.  oh well.  I guess I'll use these three-leaved clover things covered in my blood. *begins eating rabbit again* ...oops, i forgot to cook it.  oh well.
Eh:    

[Meiscool-2]

Saikar: One of us! One of us!
Saikar: Goobal Goable, Goobal Goable.
Saikar: One of us! One of us!
Saikar: Goobal Goable, Goobal Goable.
MIC: I'm detecting a refrence to... OMG I just found my penis!
Warx'kar: After 16 years of searching?
MIC: Yes!
Clones: Horray!

[Archem]

Jaschem: And I just found my virginity!
*crickets*
Jaschem: ...Which were mysteriously hanging around MIC's penis!
All: Yay!

[Moosetroop11]

Scooby doo: Ooh hoo hooh hoo hoo!
Jaschem: No Scooby, they aren't your snacks!!!
Scooby: Heheheeheehee. Scooooby doo! *Runs off with Virginity*

MIC: Dude, Scooby doo just took your virginity.
Jaschem: Shut up, I know, okay?


Mrmr: peen
All: Yay!

[elementalhero76]

AFS: UGH...I...don't feel so good... I'm gonna puke now...

Eh76: ** Wait not on me! Help!

*Afs pukes on eh76*

Eh76: ugh! rabbit guts on me now!

All: laughs

eh76: who turned on teh canned laughter?

saikar clone #35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2: I did and now you will all die muahahahahahha!

Eh76: I have no time for figuring out your expression of a name
Jezapppa lv 25! *zaps teh saiclone#35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2 to ashes*

EH76: I HAVE DIVIDED YOU BY ZERO BEYOTCH! You are undefined! You are non-existant! You are...

Warxe'kar: dead?

Eh76: I was getting to that...

Me is cock: ok now that teh clone is dead, can we move on and defeat sai'kar now?

AFS: why are we all saiying "teh" in our sentences?

*crickets* *everyone looks at each other.*

AFS: ok it must be our sai transformations.

saiclone#35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2: I'm not dead yet!
 *Bizap!*

saiclone#35126435347124712347124712487219749124712947219472194721947219472194721947219^6352156321546325+ 25x^3 -5x^2 -X^1/2: Still not dead!

[Razor]

MT11: Oh noes, the abomination that is the previous post has caused all current storyline to become non-canonical!
Warxe: You know what that means.
MIC+Archem+Razor+All the other wankers: NEW STORYLINE!

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MT11: I'm Mooston Trentshire the 11th, I'm an incredibly rich business person. I own half of Charas. My ruthless knowledge of real estate and the stock market has gotten me to where I am today.

Warxe: I'm Warxe, the ruthless film noir style detective. I'm been on the hunt for the killer of my wife for the last 7 years. Every day I become more embittered by the world, but I know that I am coming close to finding him.

Archem2: I'm Archem Version 2. I'm a cybernetically enhanced soldier from an intergalactic war between Earth and a mysterious and deadly race of aliens. I was mortally wounded on the battlefield, but I was recreated with technology.

Grandy: I'm Grandy, and I'm actually the reincarnate of King Grandeur Tyranicus, the leader of an Egyptian type country which for copyright reasons isn't actually Egypt. It is my quest to find the golden raiment, a set of royal order clothes that have been stolen from my tomb.

Bluhman: I'm Bluhman, famous television celebrity. I'm actually a talk show host AND a supreme court judge. I have a lot of enemies that I've made over the years, but that's okay because I'm always armed.

Red Giant: I'm Redd, and centuries ago I was a terrible criminal. After I was killed in a fight, I had a curse placed on me! I've literally become a Death-for-hire, reaping souls for as long as my higher-ups demand of me. My only wish is that I can be reunited with my long lost love.

Tomi: I'm Tomi, one of the best chefs in the world. I come from a small town which has know become famous for its cooking, thanks to me! However, I've got to watch my back! There are a lot of other chefs who want the title of Best Chef in the World, and they mean serious business!

Kinslayer: I'm Burtus Walman, a seemingly normal everyday man. However, I have an alter-ego, Kinslayer, and under the shadow of night, I hunt demons to keep the world safe. I am concerned about the barrier between their world and ours, as I believe it's weakening, and I must set out fix this!

Dragonium: I'm Dragonium, and I spend my days away from society, in the valley of dragons. I'm the only person who is allowed in there, and with the dragons, I defend the valley from communists and hunters, who seek to kill the inhabitants.

A Forgotten Legend: I was an incredibly famous hero from another universe, and I often lavished in how famous I was. Unfortunately, due to my incredibly famous actions, I was teleported by an evil person to the universe, where I never existed and so no one knew who I was. I'm looking for a way to get back, and perhaps gloat about myself on the way!

Elemental Hero 76: I am timeless and nameless, but I do have a name. It's Muriel. I hate my parents. That is why I became a druid. I now have incredibly limited control over the elements, and sometimes I tell people that I am a hero. I like pillows.

Razor: I'm Razor, and I am the soon-to-be-King of the kingdom in the east. After my father, the previous king was assassinated, I feared for my life and went in hiding in Charas! While in hiding, I'm a common thief, though I do occasionally go for the rare stuff!

MIC: I'm MIC. I run the Charas Pub.

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Razor: What!? You can't do that.
MIC: Can so. New canon is being written.
Razor: But you're meant to be something new and exciting and cool!
MIC: I like the idea of Charas Pub owner. There's still money in the till.
Razor: You bastard!
*BATTLE ENSUES*