Charas Pub

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Dons monocle* A beverage please, of your finest vine. I set out in the morning to a Russian buisinaess meeting and I must find something to whet their tastes before the contract.
MIC: *Punches MT11 unconsious*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *stands in the balcony with hands above his head* BEHOLD, MORTALS, FOR I AM THE GREAT PHARAOH! I DEMAND YOU ALL TELL ME WHO STOLE ME PRECIOUS TREASURE! Also, I'd like a beer, please.

[Archem]

Archem2: *drinks a gallon of motor oil* This new canon does not compute. Lol. I can speak in leet now, and nobody can do a thing 4|30|_|7 17!!1!
MIC: *trips over Archem2's power cord during the battle that is ensuing, causing it to become unplugged from the wall, and thus, deactivating Archem2*
Archem2: I'll be back...

[WarxePB]

*cue film noir-style music*
I stepped into that seedy tavern, just off the main road. Some... reliable sources told me that I could find the killer of my wife in there.
MIC: May I help you?
The androgynous bartender asked me what I wanted. He knew damn well what I wanted. I wanted-
MIC: I don't have all day, you know.
Warxe: Shut up, I'm monologueing! It took a man with a lot of nerve to interrupt a detective in the middle of his monologue. Obviously, MIC knew something she shouldn't.
Bluhman: Hey, are you a detective?
Warxe: Just a man with a mission, Your Honor.
Bluhman: Alright... just make sure there's no vigilante-style attacks in there.
Warxe: Does beating up the bartender count as a vigilante attack?
Bluhman: Nope.
Warxe: Excellent. I grabbed MIC's collar and threw him around a bit, breaking some tables and beer mugs. That snobby noble Trentshire got a face full of splinters.
MT11: OH GOD, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Bluhman: That's against the law! *grabs a plastic arm and starts beating Warxe with it*
How humiliating. Justice Bluhman was beating me up with an arm. I had heard that he was always armed, but this was a bit ridiculous...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Slaps Warxe around the face with an iron gauntlet* You there! Impudent fellow! I challenge you to a duel!
Bluhman: Motion carried. State your time and place!
MT11: Right here, right now, with chainsaws.

[Meiscool-2]

Charas Pub: Oh, I can't bare to see who will lose!
MIC: Grow some balls.
Charas Pub: I quit.
MIC: You can't quit. I made you what you are!
Charas Pub: I'm gonna run away!
MIC: Fine; go.
Charas Pub: I'll do it!
MIC: I'm waiting.
Charas PUb: ..... I'll be good now.

[Grandy]

 Grandy: *grabs MT11 by the arm* YOU! THAT GAUNTLET! IT'S PART OF MY ROYAL SET! THE PHARAOH DEMANDS THAT YOU PEON TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT! He also demands popcorns and a small soda to watch the duel.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: I own the gauntlet. I own the tomb it came from. I OWN EVERYTHING, UAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!myes! *Slaps Grandy round the face with an iron gauntlet* I believe you can purchase popcorn from the retailer on the left.
Kinslayer with geeky glasses: Oh yes, Popcorn. Right. *Glances right and left*

[elementalhero76]

Back in pub...

Eh76: I am not some stupid wow character! Ahem!

Screen Name: eh76
Given name: Hirohito Ishida
Real name: David Nunez
Gender: Male
Occupation: Hero of the Elements
Known facts: vanquisher of The Dark Wizard Lord Zurik Simer (Prounced: sim-heir)
Age: 18

Small bio: Once an ordainary teenager living in florida, he was sent to Japan to stop an evil organization bent on reviving Zurik Simer. He even followed them to Zurik's home world after their defeat on Earth.

Mic: hmm... Next! *pushes Eh76 out the the door.*
Eh76: you'll be hearing from my lawyer! *door slams in face!*
Mic: who's his lawyer?
Bluhman: I am his lawyer mic now you have to fight me!
Mic: bring it! *does hand motion like in the matrix.*

[Bluhman]

MT11: Ten paces, then turn and charge!
Warxe: I... Never agreed to this.
Bluhman: I did. I agreed that you'd do it, remember.
Warxe: ...Damn you. If you weren't armed, I'd...
*MT11 runs at Warxe with a chainsaw, but accidentally cuts EH76 in half.*
EH76: Waah.
MT11: Damn. Missed. Let me try that again. Ten paces, turn and charge!

[elementalhero76]

*Eh76 recombines because he used an illusion.*
Hirohito (eh76 as name sucks): Hmm that worked ok.
mIc: wait! arent you Eh76?
Hirohito: yes but this sounds better.
Mic: Damn I can't make fun of you. You used another name.
hirohito: Try and find the real me. Frame of Illusion! *splits into 1000 copies*

bluhman: its Mic vs. Hirohito er... Eh76 and warxe vs. Mt11 round 2 fight!

Hirohito #992: wait! aren't you fighting as well?

bluhman: crap I forgot I was fighting warxe.

Warxe to bluhman: Coward! Come back and fight! *charges at bluhman but gets hit by the arm again and falls into mt11s running chain saw*

Hirohito all 1000: O.o

[Meiscool-2]

*knock on door*
Razor: I'll get-
MIC: THIS IS MY PUB I WILL ANSWER MY DOOR
Razor: -it....
Door: *opens*
Drace: Hey guys!
MT11: Drace! *gets cut in half*
Warxe: How do you like that bi- Hi Drace!
Drace: Hey! I heard you were all making new characters, so I brought my Dungeons and Dragons character making sheet so I could make my own!
Bluhman: ....
Grandy: ....
MT11: OH THE PAIN OF BEING SAWED IN HALF!!!!
Bluhman: ....
Drace: What?
MIC: That's not how it works Drace. Razor has to make the character for you.
Razor: Yeah. *grabs character sheet*

-I'll let someone else make Drace's character. I'm all out of originality-

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL:*Wakes up from nap* What the hell?!?!?!  What did I miss?
Razor: You a boring and lost post from Eh76, and I started a new pub in which MIC ended up the new owner... so not much.
AFL: ...
Razor: and there's some back stories most of the people who have posted recently.
AFL: oh, thats what it was.  I was famous in another universe-thingy-ma-jiggy?
Razor: Just shut up.
AFL: ...but...
Razor:  I said shut up.
AFL: ...I'm con...
Razor:  JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!
AFL: ...but...
Razor: > : |
AFL: ...shutting up now...

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Oh I'm bleeding oh the pain. But... I'm pretty sure I saw Drace in a west end musical once.
Warxe: Oh, I saw that one! Drace was the gay guy right?
Razor: Joseph?
Warxe: Yeah that's the one.
MT11: Indeeed.
[STRIKE]ehero: I'm Hirohito! Secret technique[/STRIKE]MT11: Indeed indeed. Drace was reknowned throughout the land as the greatest performer ever. Soprano, in fact. But then one dark day... *A shadow passed over his face*

After that he could not find work. No-one wants a performer with a shadow over his face. He fought and fought to remove it but no amount of cream or acid would do. Finally, in desperation, he set fire to his face.
Grandy: *Picks at scabbing on cheek* we've all been there.
MT11: He caught alight, but through some mysterious affect of the cream and acids plus the shadow, he did not die! Instead, he became... The pheonix!
MIC: Phoenix.
MT11: Yes whatever.  Anyway, he patrolled the city streets at night, and then when he couldn't find any hookers, he became a vigilante! Sworn  to fight crime and the forces of evil!
Drace: And then I went to the pub and haven't left since. OH MY GOD MY FACE IS STILL ON FIRE

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Hey, has anyone seen Wicked?  I saw it in Pittsburgh for a school trip.
Drace: My face is on fire.  I don't care.
AFL: But is good!  Ayone else seen it?
Drace: We don't care.
AFL:  I don't care if you care.  My favorite song is No Good Deed, then i like Defying Gravity and No One Mourns the Wicked.
Drace: Will you take Razor's advice and SHUT THE HELL UP!
AFL: **