Charas Pub

[Ben]

Gemini: Pulls out a Staff of Awesomeness+3
Everyone: Awesomer

[WarxePB]

The potential for nefarious deeds is now limitless, thanks to those stupid idiots. The Gods of the Fourth Wall must be reeling in their graves!

Archem: We can still hear your monologues.
Warxe: Actually, you didn't.
Archem: What?
Warxe: See these Quote things? These show what happened in the past. Clearly, it went like this:

Originally posted by Warxe_PhoenixBlade
Warxe: The Fourth Wall has been broken! Who knows what kinds of creatures could invade our dear little pub?
Archem: What shall we do?
Warxe: Our only hope is to revive the Gods of the Fourth Wall. And so, another storyline begins!

Archem: You just made that up.
Warxe: Eh? It's in the Quote tags!
Bluhman: It goes both ways. We can see what you're typing.
Warxe: Damnit! Regardless, with my newfound power, I shall take over all time and space! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *disappears*

Grandy: That's not good, is it?
MIC: *is violently and constantly shifting between male and female forms* Make it stop!!
Razor: Clearly, we must revive the Gods of the Fourth Wall!

*And so, another [STRIKE]epic adventure begins... one filled with peril, love and the meaning of friendship[/STRIKE]beer-filled day of no real significance began at the Charas Pub.*

Razor: *holding STRIKE tags* What?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: You are one cruel man, Razor. I was all geared up for an adventure. Is there any way we can make you change your mind?
Razor: Meh. The real Razor hasn't posted in the pub in ages. You can make me do whatever and he probably won't find out.
Razor: *Skips around throwing daisies at everyone and then tries to rape a carrot*

[j_master]

*walks in*
j master: what the hell is going on in here?

[Grandy]

 Grandy: "The hell" is a good definition of what is happening here.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Razor:*still trying to rape a carrot* What?
J_master:...
Razor:*begins running around the room like a little girl*
J_master:...
AFL: Don't ask.
J_master: Why?...
AFL: Just don't.
Costello: All I want to know is who is on first!!
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: When you sign off the first baseman, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
J_master: What th...
AFL: I SAID DON'T ASK!!!!!!!!
Grandy: You completely ignored my hell comment!  Just like last time!
AFL: Fine.  Yes, it is quite a hell here anymore.
Grandy: Its not the same.
J_master: If I could just ask...
AFL and Grandy: NO!
Grandy: Its all your fault we are getting of topic here.
AFL: No it isn't! Its... its... its J_master's fault!
J_master: No it isn't!  Its your fault!
*AFL, Grandy, and J_master begin arguing*
Warxe: It seems as though the newly established chaos has caused anger to resonate though the pub...
AFL: Shut up the monologue's already!
Grandy: Yet again you go off topic!
J_master: See its all his fault!
Grandy: Shut up!
J_master: ...
AFL: Hey!  I wanted to tell him to shut up!
Grandy: Well, I guess I beat you to it.
AFL:  
Grandy:
J_master: Can I ask...
Grandy and AFL: NO!!! *Grandy and AFL begin attacking J_master*
J_master: ...
*AFL and Grandy continue this*
J_master:  
AFL: Oh no!  We killed him.  He is a him right?
Grandy:  ... I think so.   I'm not looking!
AFL: Well, I'm not!
MIC: Fine!  I'll do it.
MIC: ...yep, he's a him.
Grandy: We have to hide the body!
AFL: But where?!?!?!
Grandy: I know!  Follow me. Bring the body with you.  I have the perfect place...

[Archem]

Archem: *cries* Why do all these bad posts keep happening to me?!
MIC: It's not all about you, ya know. I just had a child, but nobody noticed because of those two babbling idiots in the middle of the room. Have I no importance here?! *cries*
Razor: Carrot left me for a better tuber... I'm... I'm replaceable! *cries*
X_Ed: My show is over!!! And I've not posted here recently! All is lost! *cries*
Warxe: All this emoness is contagious! Soon it will infect the world and we'll all be dead! *cries*
Kijuki Doll: *cries tears of blood, slashes wrists*
MT11: Hmm... Well, if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! *does so*

[A Forgotten Legend]

Grandy: All we have to do is hid it in here and we'll be fine...
MIC: What are you doing down there?
AFL: Nothing...
MIC: Get that body out of my a$$!
AFL: I told you they'd notice!
Grandy:  Fine, we give it to MT11.
AFL: Ok.
J_master: ugh... where am I?...
AFL: Hurry!  Beat in his head before he realizes what happened!
*Grandy and AFL: beat in his head*
Grandy: That was close.
AFL: Hurry up and get it close to MT11!
Grandy: If we get too close we'll be eaten too!
AFL: Hmm.... *Pushes Grandy and J_master to MT11*
*Mt11 eats Grandy and J_master*
AFL: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...RUN AWAY!!!
*MT11 begins chasing AFL*
AFL: Locks self in bathroom*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Eats bathroom*

[A Forgotten Legend]

*Finds only a note in the bathroom*
It says:
     Hahaha!  I left for a different country...(but i have the feeling I'll end up on a deserted island with Meiscool, Grandy, Gemini, Lucas, Daetyrnis, and some other people I forget are coming.)!  Go find a n00b or something to eat.
                                                              Have Fun,
                                                                   A Forgotten Legend

[Moosetroop11]

*Didn't actually read the note because, you know, doesn't have eyes in stomach*

[Razor]

Razor: Good news everyone! *shoots AFL 83 times*
AFL: GAGHHG!@!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? OH GOD THE PAIN
Razor: Heeey... you're not the health inspector.
MooseTroop: Good thing too, he'd probably close this down due to the spontaneous shootings of health inspectors.
AFL: IT HURTS NESS, IT HURTS
Warxe: Oh good, there's another one *points*
Razor: DIE!!! *shoots Archem once in the leg*
Archem: AAAAARGH!! I'm not a health inspector!!1
Warxe: Aww, why'd you stop shooting?
Razor: Damn, my 84 chambered revolver ran out of bullets. I'll need to reload before I finish him off. *one, two, three, four, five oh **** I dropped the bullets. Oh now one rolled under the pool table. Someone help me lift this thing*
Archem: Sigh. I better lay low for a while. *limps out of the pub*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Okay, I have this end, now you just need to... Good lord! What the hell is this? What have you been keeping under the pool table all this time?
Razor: I see nothing besides the floor and a bullet. And a corpse.
MT11: Oh yeah. okay, sorry.

Warxe: Out of interest, why's the corpse there?
Razor: No idea. Let's see... Seems like one of the early pub goers. His feet are covered in honey, for some reason.
MT11: Looks like he met... A sticky end.
The Who: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[Archem]

Archem: *wanders in* Hehe, forgot my crosshair...

[Grandy]

*pub members are playing cards*
Grandy: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Deja vú.
Razor: *punch Grandy in the face*
Grandy: *falls off chair* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Razor: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM?!
Grandy: Nothing, man, Dejà vú is french to "I went back in time and clichéd something"
Warxe: Silly french people and their sillyness.
Razor: Indeed.

 *DID NOT COPY AND PASTE OLD POST WITH SLIGHTLY EDITED TALK*