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Offline A Forgotten Legend

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« Reply #4770 on: March 13, 2008, 10:21:58 PM »
AFL: ...
Lucas: What?
AFL: ...you tried to ride... a pokémon with fire coming out of it.  *Hits on the forehead*
Lucas: ...
Ed: I do believe you deserved that. *Hits Lucas like before*
Lucas: ...
Ed: Could've had a V8.
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #4771 on: March 13, 2008, 11:28:19 PM »
Lucas: I wanna be the very best, like no-one ever was.
MT11: Uh huh.
Lucas: To catch them is my real quest.
MT11: Right. To train them is your cause?
Lucas: To train them is my cause.
MT11: Right on.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #4772 on: March 14, 2008, 01:34:15 AM »
Archem: Dude, like, that was such a cop-out ending with those hippies. I mean, they're, like, supposed to not resolve problems with the words of a Magic 8 Ball. Dude.
Grandy: You're sure he's not one of the hippies?
MT11: POKÉMON!
Lucas: Yeah, that's enough of that nonsense.
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« Reply #4773 on: March 17, 2008, 10:23:36 PM »
Emerates: On to other things.... Ahem.  *clears throat*
DanananaNA DanananaNA Dana nana da da da-da Daaa Da Da Da.
Darth Jesus!
*explosion, and through the fire and the flames appears Darth Vader-helmeted figure.*
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« Reply #4774 on: March 17, 2008, 11:04:55 PM »
*Wearing sandals*
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« Reply #4775 on: March 18, 2008, 12:44:27 AM »
Sandal wearing clothes wearing Darth Jesus (SWCWDJ): *Breathes heavily* It is easier to pass a starship through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven.
Archem: Yeah, right.
SWCWDJ: I find your lack of faith disturbing, commander... *Raises hand*
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« Reply #4776 on: March 18, 2008, 01:24:32 AM »
*Archem Chokes*
 God: Enough of this! Jesus, release him!
 SWCWDJ: As you wish.
 God: This bickering is pointless. Jesus will provide us with
the location of Hell by the time this church is
operational. We will then crush the Demons with one swift stroke.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #4777 on: March 18, 2008, 04:17:15 AM »
Archem: Oh God... I think I crapped mahself...
God: And why would I want to know that?
Well, I figured you could help me out a little with that issue...
God: ...No. *cuts off Archem's un-eaten hand*
Archem: Oh. Beautiful.
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Offline Moosetroop11

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« Reply #4778 on: March 18, 2008, 11:17:45 PM »
Emperor Benedict: ...what's his problem?
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« Reply #4779 on: March 21, 2008, 11:49:44 PM »
God:  He's anit-religionist.

Emperor Benedict:  That makes sense.  Smite him.

God: *smites Lucas*

Emperor Benedict: Good... all according to plan...

God:  What?

Emperor Benedict: Nothing.... *evil laugh*
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« Reply #4780 on: March 22, 2008, 01:38:06 PM »
God: Wait a day of rest, that was an evil laugh!

Emperor: Ah. Foiled.

God: You're the dark lord!!! I knew it!!! Eat lightsaber bitch!

Emperor: Aaahhh! My face is melting!!! Archem! I'm too weak! I'm too weeeeeak!!!

Archem: Uuhhh... uhhhhh....

Emperor: WEEEEEEEEEEAKKKK!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!!

Archem: Raaaargh!!!!! *Kills god*














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MT11: ...way to go Archem. You killed the all loving deity. Now who will part our seas?

God: Actually this was all a set up.

Emperor: Fufufufufu. *Takes off latex mask* Indeed. We wanted to know whether Archem could be trusted... We were thinking of making him the next jesus.

Archem: Oh... Did I pass?

God: No. *Bitchslaps*
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« Reply #4781 on: April 18, 2008, 09:54:33 PM »
Emerates: Oh, fuckles!  Darth Buddha has joined the entourage!
DB: Om.  Om.
Archem:  What's going on here?  Why is Em summoning random quasideities?
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« Reply #4782 on: April 19, 2008, 12:00:49 PM »
MT11: So, err, with all you dudes here, does this mean religion's been right all along? Waddaya know...

Darth Buddha: Naw, actually we're all mace in headists.
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Offline A Forgotten Legend

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« Reply #4783 on: April 19, 2008, 08:05:16 PM »
AFL: ...ok then. *ignores Emerates*
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« Reply #4784 on: May 08, 2008, 09:29:31 PM »
Tomi: *ignores thread*
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