Charas Pub

[Xen]

*Everyone stares at Xen*

Xen: ..........what?

*Everyone still stares*

Xen: ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

*Xen dies*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 stands over Xen's dead body.
MT11: Strange, I feel peaceful once more. Having killed a couple of people I'm content. I'll stop now.

[Grandy]

Grandy: .....so, what we gonna do now?
 Razor: How about you give me money?
  Grandy: .....
 Razor: It's uh... for the orphans?
 Grandy: Oh, ok, then...
 *Razor take the money and put in his pocket*
 Razor: Too bad we dont have orphans in this island.
 Grandy: We still in the island? I thought Xen's Book Shouting threw us in a black hole in time and space, making an explosion that could DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
 Razor: No, we still in the island, you can see through the window.
 Grandy *goes to the window*: Oh, yeah, we still here..... what reminds me... How we get out of here?
 Razor: How we ended here in the first place?
 Grandy: It was in Xen's back...
 *Razor and Grandy look to Xen's dead body*

 -meanwhile, in the sky-
 Xen's Spirit: Now I can rest in peace! No Red, no Razor, no Warxe, no Grandy, no MT11, no ORO-guy, no one, just me, God, and some hot female angels.
 *Xen' Spirit suddenly disappear*

 -Back to the Charas pub-
 Grandy: Welcome back to the world of the alives, Xen!
 Xen: Wh- What, when, who, how, where... WHY? WHY I AM HERE AGAIN?
 Grandy: Well, you see, Razory and I used a phoenix down in our body, so you can put the pub in your back, and we can go out this island.
 Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Run to MT11* YOU SHOOT ME AGAIN!!!
 MT11: Nah, I'm peaceful now.
 Razor: Xen, dont make me go there and kill you again.
 Xen: You will? Thanks!!
 RAzor: But we need you, so I'll give you pain, but not kill.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11 shoves the pub on Xen's back. Red tapes together some of his bones into a rope, and ties the pub in place. Razor sits on Xen's head with a hammer, and whenever Xen complains, he gives it a whack. Grandy Puts a cigar in his mouth, and goggles on his head. Cid's theme begins. The pub takes flight.

[Darkfox]

 

(hey kenshin, who is Lightfox? Darkwolf's rival?)

LOL!!


Red: I still can't believe my army has been defeated...

Tresh'Ktar: *pats Red on the back* Varid'ka... Varid'ka... *holds up a bottle of whiskey* VARID'KAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *goes to drink it, but forgets he's wearing a helmet and just pours it on him* ... ... ... ... *the other laugh at him* Nata...

[Xen]

Xen:*in agony*Uggghhh.....My aching back....I don't know WHY I have to carry you lot around....
Razor: Silence Dragon! You speak words on no importance!
Xen: Uggghhhh......Hey! Could you at least get a Dragon something to drink? I'm bustin' my back here just for your stupid pub!
Razor: Stupid?
Xen: I mean...GREAT Pub!
Razor: That's better!
Xen: *thinking to self*  Hey! When did I become big enough to carry this stupid pub on my back anyway? Ahh...well, the bigger I am, the more efficent it is for when I come to disposing of these fools!
Razor: Stupid? My pub is STUPID?
Xen: GREAT pub! I mean.... *thinking to self*  Hey! When was Razor ever able to read my mind? Wierd....
Razor: I could read your mind from the start Dragon!
Xen: *thinking to self*  GREAT! I'm carrying Razor's STUPID pub on my back....and now....Razor can read MY mind!
Razor: Stupid? STUPID? YOU CALL MY PUB....STUPID???

[Moosetroop11]

*Razor uses the hammer*

Xen: Ow!

[Xen]

Xen: *mumbling* Stupid Razor with his stupid hammer who keeps hitting me on my stupid head if I talk while carrying his stupid pub with all the stupid people inside who don't care about stupid me carrying them on my stupid back...
Razor: Quiet!

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 gets Razor a bigger hammer*
MT11: There you go.

[Xen]

Xen: That does it!
*Xen gets really angry and does a loop-de-loop. As Xen goes upside down everyone, including the pub, falls off Xen's back and down through the sky towards the sea*
Xen: HAHAAHAAAAA!!!!! CRAPPY PUB!!!
Everyone in pub: YYYYAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Xen: WOOHOO! Now I can do the things I've always wanted to do, without those idiots getting in my way!!!

 Meanwhile...in the falling pub

Razor: Damn him! That Dragon!
MT11: Now, now...let's not get angry at Xen. He IS carrying the pub for us, right?
Razor: *slaps head* Look outside....
*MT11 looks out of the doorway, and realise that they are falling*
MT11: ARRRGGGHHHH!!! I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'MGONNADIE!!!!

 Back to Xen

Xen: Uh oh...I did something VERY wrong. I didn't save the people who are my friends....but...who should I save?

*Xen thinks for a moment and comes out with a chuckle*

Xen: Heh heh....None of 'em are my friends....Oh well...

 Back to the falling pub

MT11: Any ideas?
Razor: I have one....*sarcastically shouting* OH NO! WE ARE FALLING TO OUR DEATHS! BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I JUST HOPE XEN DOESN'T COME AND SAVE US NOW, DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE ARE HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES!!
MT11: That'd really work?
Razor: How should I know?

 Back to Xen

Xen: Heeey! Wait a minute! I can go to heaven now! Without everyone...just me, God and some hot female angels....cool!

*Xen stabs himself in the heart with his sharp claws and dies. He plummets to the ground at a great speed*

 In the pub

Razor: *looks out window* HEY! EVERYONE! MY PLAN WORKED! XEN'S COMING TO SAVE US!

*Everyone looks out of the window and stares at Xen*
Grandy: Errrm...should'nt...he be moving?
Razor: I think Xen is dead...

All: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!

[Darkfox]

Red: Hahaha! Your all going to die! I can just pull myself back together!

*a wolf pack is seen waiting below*

Red: AGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

*The Tresh'Ktar beam out*

Neth: Cowards... hm? *looks around*

Shin: ... ... ... ... seems Darkfox fled.

Lightwolf: Hah! A fall like this cannot harm me... what the...

*also waiting below is Heisheros*

Lightwolf: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Woman of Pain and scaryness!!! YAAAAAAAHHH!

*To Xen's spirit*

Void: Come along now... I will guide you to your new home...

[Drace]

Void: Come further.
Xen: It's getting hot in here.
Void: No it isn't.
Xen: The last time I was in heaven it was wasn't so hot here.
*Void turns into Satan*
Satan: That's cause your in hell.
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, wait, does this mean I can have no icecream here.
Satan: Yes.
Xen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Razor]

Red: should we... uh.. stop him?
Razor: Nah... I think it's... y'know, nature's course and all...
MT11: ....
Razor: and I know a lot about nature.
Red: Yeah? Well, I decomposed in nature, so there, wolf boy.
Razor: So whaaat? You just lied there for several months on end. Thats hardly knowing anything about nature.
Red: Hey! I know type of bugs eat flesh and decomposing things, and FYI, I was propped up against a rock. that was hardly lying down.
Razor: Oh yeah, I'm supposed to know that.
Red: So you admit it! You're not so great!
Razor: Like you're any better!
Red: I'm one level higher than you!
Razor: Says who?!?
Red: Says my member title!
Razor: Oh yeah?!!
Red: Yeeaahh!!!
Razor: We'll see about that!
*Razor and Red disappear in a fight dustcloud*
MT11: Uh guys, what about him?
*Xen is still having spasms all over the floor*

[Moosetroop11]

*Drace chucks a bucket of water over Xen*
Drace: Wake up! stop dying!!! There's no point anyway cos you'll just get revived again.
MT11: "Wait everyone! I'm thinking of a way we can all survive the crash!"

*MT11 pokes out his tongue and screws up his eyes in concentration*

"Got it! We just need to chuck pheonix downs into the air just before we crash! Then when we die in the crash the pheonix downs will fall on us and revive us!... Where are we gonna get that many pheonix downs?"

*Red stops fighting Razor for a moment*

Red: But that means I come alive again, then die!!!
Razor: Har har! It's the only way, face it you over confident halloween costume!

[shinotebasiiackh]

*walks up, pokes Razor in the eye with a twix and vanishes, never to be seen again*