Charas Pub

[Razor]

Razor: did anyone else see that?
Red: See what?
Razor: ....never mind. *shakes the living crap out of MT11* snap out of it man! the charas pub isn't crashing anywhere!
MT11: yes it is
Razor: No, you're wrong.
MT11: then where are we then? then?
Razor: right now we are floating in space. just to clear it up. because I'm too confuzzled to know if we are on the island still or
Red: Island! that's where we are! the island! *note: red is pronouncing island "is-land"*
Razor: right, we're on the is-land.

MT11: I just read back. the last location was that we WERE falling. it was Xen's fault.
Razor: but he's in here. he can't be out there. IT DOESN'T MAKE SEN-
Red: Remember where you are.
Razor: Ok, right then.
MT11: See, I was right. Do I get a discount on drinks?
Razor: You get Grandy's discount.
MT11: Yay! What does that mean?
Razor: All prices for you are up 1500%
MT11: Aww...

[Drace]

*drace throws buckets of water over all ppl in the pub*
Drace: Damm you guys, i've only be gone for a few weeks and your all uncunsious screaming your falling to death.
WAKE UP OUT OF THIS DREAM!!!!
Where in the charas pub and if anything is going wrong here then why are we here.
*Everybody has been awoken*
Red: Yea why are here? Go to StarScape

[Grandy]

 Grandy: I am really confuse... it was a dream?
 Drace: Yup, you all drink so much and just start to scream about the pub falling
 Grandy:...all of us has the same dream?
 Drace: Yup
 Grandy: In the same moment?
 Drace: Yup
 Grandy: And the fact Xen is dead is mere coincidence?
 Drace: Yup
 Grandy: I'm beginning to understand how charas world works...

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 Puts on glasses, sits down in a large red armchair annd swivels it round, he has a pipe in his mouth*
MT11: "The dream world and this world are inextricably linked, my friends. it is a disturbing theory indeed, one that must be pondered conciderably before a conclusion may be reached."
*Drace hits MT11 over the head*
Razor: "Thanks, he was getting annoying."

[Drace]

Drace: Well, I hope you'll all get back to normal, till then we can watch America's Stupidest Home Video's.
*Turns on the TV*
Bob Magot: And tonight on America's Stupidest Home Video's we'll see a pub where everyone is so drunk that the fall unconsius and started dreaming that the pub was a falling island.
Razor: OK watch this all about.
Drace: Well it seems that i accidentelly filmed you guys and put it in an envelop and accidentelly dropped it on the mail to America's Stupidest Home Video's.
Razor: Oh, Ok then it's allright, aslong as you didn't do it on purpose.
Bob Magot: And the finnalists are: The Crazy Pub, Dog who puts hat on the masters head and The 1967 Massacre.
And the winner is: 1967 Massacre.
Drace: DAMM I LOST!!!

[Xen]

Xen: HA! You lost and the 1967 Massacre won!
Grandy: Xen? You're alive?
Xen: *looks around* Gotta go!

*Xen runs outside, transforms into a Dragon and flies away*

Xen: Until next time...FOOLS!

*Xen looks behind him laughing like a maniac*

Xen:Hahaha. Hahaha! HahaHAAA!!!! HAAAHAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!

*Xen crashes into a tree*

Xen: Oww! *carries on flying and laughing* HAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!!

Grandy: *to Drace* Got that on film?
Drace: Every second of it....

*Drace accidently puts the footage in an envelop and accidently puts it on the mail to America's Stupidest Home Videos*

[Drace]

*1967 masscre guy walks in*
Razor: He's gonna kill *beep*
Drace: No not the *beep*
Grandy: Why the *beep*
MT11: My got the *beep* is lekking *beep*
*Meanwhile xen has returned*
Xen: What is bleeped
Razor: He's killing al the beer.

[Grandy]

 *Zero falls from the roof*: YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 *1967 Massacre Guy is violently killed and cut in little pices pieces, then burn and after thar killed a little more, and burn down again, and stepped, and more burn*
 Zero: My mission is complete...
 *Start heroic music*
 Zero: Where theres a beer being injuried, I shall be there. Where a beer is not drink, I shall be there. To protect all the bee-
 *Razor punch Zero*
 Razor: Thats for the roof!
 Grandy: Thanks, he was being annoing.

[Grandy]

 *Reksha bodu parts reform*
 Reksha: I'm not dead?
 Xen: You're a God, Gods dont die.
 Reksha: And you all, none of you die?
 Grandy: First rule of this world: you can kill, we just come back, by phoenix down, by a book-shouting-dimensional-distorsion (or a BSDD, how I like to call it), or for nonsense.
 Reksha: Let me try.
 *Kill Grandy*
 *Grandy suddenly appear in a chair with a book, throw the books away*
 Grandy: See? Even if you want to die we use a phoenix down on you, you have no choise, the only one dead here in Red, but he dont count.
 Reksha: So you're all immortal?
 Drace: Yup.
 Reksha:... so whats the funny about being a God?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: Hold on a second Reksha. No-one dies here so you can't either. Besides, If you're God, I have something important to ask you.
RI: Yes?
MT11: What's the meaning of life?
Drace: Is it to stare at questionable pictures on the internet?
Grandy: Questionable in what way?
Razor: Is the meaning of life to fight with Red?
Red: Is the meaning of life to die?
MT11: Tell us pleeeeease!
RI: Well, the meaning of life is...

[Darkfox]

Wasabe: If the pub seeming to be falling was the result of alchahol... then why did I see it too?

*A anthro figure around the size of Darkfox walks in, he wears a long trenchcoat. His fur is black and he has one red eye and another blue and a white diamon fur patch over the blue eye and a spade over the red, his ears slick back and his hair is white with black streaks, he wears some heavy boots that make a slightly loud step as he walks in and he wears some small blue-tint circle lense glasses out near his nose*

: Bartender, it would be unlucky if your drinks are watered down...

[Grandy]

 *Razor return to life by BSDD (if you dont know what is it, read my posts)*
 Grandy: Dont forget the rule No1.
 Zero: I know, we cant hurt humans.
 Grandy: No the OTHER rule No1
 Zero: So we can hurt humans?
 Grandy: NO! The rule No1 of robots say that you cant hurt humans!
 Zero: But you just said...
 Grandy: FORGET WHAT I SAID!
 *Zero punch Grandy*
 Grandy: THE RULE No1!!!
 Zero: You said to forget about it.
 Grandy: NO! I SAID TO YOU FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE OTHER RULE No1!
 Zero: Charas in the pub are immortal?
 Grandy: Yeah! This rule No1!!!
 Zero: So you are not immortal anymore?
 Grandy: NO! I MEAN YES! I AM IMMORTAL!!!
 Zero: .....but I can hurt you?
 *Grandy suddenly start to glow, and after 3 seconds, he make an explosion that destroy 1/4 of the pub*
 *After all the smoke is gone, Zero is covered with soot, but in one piece, and Grandy too*
 Zero: What was that?
 Grandy: How you still alive?
 Zero: Duh! The charas pub rule No1! None character in the pub can be killed!
 Grandy: But you are not a real character...
 Zero: I am not?
 *Zero dies*
 Warxe: What was that explosion?
 Grandy: I dont know, but happens often...
 Razor: I dont wanna know! Start to fix the pub and pay!

[Darkfox]

: I'm a god too...

Random Guy: Yeah I bet! Your nothing more than a ugly dressed furball!

: ... ... .. *snaps finger and a 10 ton weight lands on the guy* hmph...

[Drace]

Drace: Come on i say we kill god!
ALL: YEA!!!

[Darkfox]

: *snaps finger, a rock falls on Drace* I wasn't finished... God Beast... I'm a God Beast... Ace, God Beast of Fate.