Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: AHHHHH, the pain, my legs are broken it's just like if my dog is sleeping on my leg, the horror! The horror!
Ace: Shut up ignorant creature *removes rock*
Drace: Ah that's better.
*another rock falls on drace's leg*
Drace: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
*a vortex opens outside the  pub and a starship comes out*
*Someone steps out of the starship*
Razor: AHHH, aliens.
Xen: Not again *hides under the bed*
Red: Drace! You own me 10 dollar.
Drace: AHHHHHHHH, yea ok, AHHHHHHHHH(last three senteces are reference to the starscape pub)
*The creature walks in the pub*
Ace Rimmer((from red dwarf)the creature): Drace, i said i'll be back for breakfast, how are those kippers doing.
Drace: Fine, we have a problem here ace, with ace the god beast of fate.
Ace: Well let me just take care of it.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "Two aces? Killing God? Starships and aliens? Random guys? Am I dreaming again, or is this getting out of hand? I'm leaving."
*MT11 tries to leave but behind the door is a huge expanse of nothingness*
God beast Ace: "Mwahaha!No-one leaves!!!"
Red: "Well then how come Reksha and Razor just left?"
GB ace: "They're probably floating around in the void of nothingness"
*RI and Xios in the nothingness*
RI: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Xios: Hey, a peanut!

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 climbs out of hole*
MT11: "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease turn me back! Anyone!!! Guys?"
Drace: "Meh heh heh! No-one here is your friend!!! You will suffer as a human forever, and have to go in toilets rather than on the ground, and have to eat off plates rather than off the ground!!!"
MT11: "Lonewolf is my friend and a fellow animal! He'll help me out!!!"
RI: "Lonewolf is not here. The only wolf is Razor."
MT11: "Razor? Pleeease?"
*Razor and Red are playing rock paper scissors. Razor goes "Paw!" and Red goes "Rock!" But Red's hand falls off*
Razor: "Mee hee! I win!"
MT11: "DOES NO-ONE HERE CARE ABOUT A MOOSE IN DISTRESS?"

[MSlash67]

MSlash67 walks in and notices the 100 ton weight on Ace and the boulder on Warxe and quickly turns around and walks out the door.

[Darkfox]

*a snap is heard, the lights go out and both the 100-ton weight and the boulder are on Warxe*

Ace *standing where he was before*: Heh.

[Red Giant]

Red: But Reksha, if you're not omniscient, and we're all immortal anyway, and the BBV was just you on a megaphone, how do we know you're a god at all?
Reksha: Well, Red, that's because I have the official god club membership badge!

*Holds it very close to the camera... which appears only for this scene.*

Red: You made that with a napkin and a marker pen. I saw you do it outsi-
Reksha: Become a god club member today and you'll get this awesome badge! The membership price is a mere ninty-nine ninety-nine!..... ninty-nine.... which can be payed in monthly installments for the rest of your life*.

*Joining the god club requires immortality. Membership cannot be cancelled.

Reksha: To get this amazing offer, simply call 555-GOD-CLUB or log on to www.officialgodclub.god. Dont delay, join today.

[Drace]

Ace Rimmer: Ok what's all this nonesence about, i've been to weird dimension, i saw miself in a weasly hologram form and fought the nazi bad guy who looks a lot like goldfinger from the james bond movies. Is this a pub or is this a mix of dimension and i want to know or else the bunny gets it. *Grabs a bunny and put a gun to it's head*
Others: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Razor: Will he shoot the bunny?
Drace: Believe me he wil.

[Xen]

Xen: Join God's club...eh?
Reksha: Yep.
Xen: Requires immortality...eh?
Reksha: Yep.
Xen: Napkin and marker pen...eh?
Reksha: Yep...uh..I mean..no!
Xen: Interesting....
Reksha: So..uh...gonna join?
Xen: Mmmm....naah......I have better things to do...
Reksha: You have BETTER things to do, than joining a GOD'S club?
Xen: Yep. Just watch...

*Xen walks over to a chair, sits on it and folds his arms*

Xen: Oh man! You have JUST gotta try this sometime! C'mon everybody! Let's senselessly sit on chairs with our arms folded!
Red: Sounds good to me!

*Everyone but Reksha sits on chairs and folds their arms*

[Darkfox]

Ace: *whispers to Red* Surely nobody is stupid enough to fall for the old become-a-god trick...

[Grandy]

 *Grandy walk to Reksha*
 Grandy: I want to become a god!
 Ace: *whispers to Red* Ok, HE is stupid enough.
 Reksha: Pay, first.
 *Grandy pays*
 Reksha: Now you have the power of God!
 Grandy: Really?
 Reksha: Yes, you have the power for 15 sec... after that you have to pay again.
 Grandy: Well... its better I use the time I still got...
 *Grandy use his new God powers to stop the time*
 Grandy: Ok... now for the money!
 *Grandy use his new God power to make money*
 *Time start to move again*
 Reksha: Times over, give me the power!
 Grandy: Make me!
 *Reksha snaps the finger, a thunder fall into Grandy*
 Grandy: You cant injure a God! A God should know this!
 Ace: You're not a God, its a trick!
 Grandy: So explain why I'm not injuried?
 Ace: You ARE injuried
 Grandy: I am? *start to scream* AAAAAHHHH MY ARM!!! IT HURT!!!! GOD, WHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!?!??!!!
 Reksha: You know why.

[Red Giant]

Red: He went thatta way! *Points in random direction*
Narrattor: Thanks! *Scooby doo type running, you know, like, Doodle-diddly-diddly-doo PYOOOW!!*

[Grandy]

 Ace Rimmer: I still aiming the bunny... anyone?... look to me!... please?...
 Grandy: Aw, shut up!
 Ace Rimmer (Crying): You... you're bad... *Throw the bunnie and rum away*
 Ace Rimmer's voice (fading in distance): I will tell to my mom, you gonna see!

[Osmose]

Moose: *yawn*

[Grandy]

 Grandy *to Zero*: We're out of beer?
 Zero: We're out of beer!
 Grandy *to Razor*:We're out of beer!!!
 Razor *to the barman*: We're out of beer!?!!?
 Barman: we're out of beer.
 Grandy: WE'RE OUT OF BEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
 *start a pub fight*

[Xen]

Xen: Ah..who cares? We're out of beer...so what?

*silence*

Xen: I don't drink it...*points at Zero*.....Do YOU drink it?
Zero: Well actually...ye-
Xen: See? He doesn't...I'm sure everyone can get along just fine without beer!

 5 minutes later

*Everyone is fighting outside the pub which has been burnt down to the ground, except for Xen. He didn't care about the beer...right?*
Xen: Uuuuggghhhh....*slaps head*