Charas Pub

[Drace]

Drace: Can we just kick him out?
Razor: No he is a paying custumor.
Red: I didn't knew you accepted monopoly money.
Razor: I don't why.
Red: Cause I stole Shane's wallet and look at the money.
Razor: *Raises hand where he had his last payment of Shane*
*Turns red off anger* SHANE!!!!!!!!!!
**** ******* **** ****** **** you will ******
Drace: *pulls a curtain in front of Shane and Razor* *Screams are heard and a fight* Sorry but this is not suitiball for small children.
Red: We never do that.
Drace: Yea well, we got a message from the studio saying that we expose to much violence and bad languance so we must make an end to it.
Red: Wait a sec. *leaves and returns 5 minutes later* Ok we can show the violence again, and the bad languance.
Drace: What did you do?
Ace: I know, cause I know everthing.
Darkfox: Shut up for ones.
Narrator: Yea I know everything.
Darkfox: *turns red and begins to fight the Narrator*
Don't ******* dissagree you little *** ******* ****** ***** of a ***** ***** ***** ********************** **** ***
Warxe: Do you need to use the asterix all the time? Cause we know what you say.

[WarxePB]

Narrator: Hmm... What should I manipulate today...? *ponders*
Warxe: Ponders? You think you're better than us because you use big words?
Narrator: Yes.
Warxe: Hmmph. *Warxe's blue eye falls off, revealing a normal eye*
Drace: Wait a second. You said you were blind in that eye!
Warxe: I am. It's glass.
Narrator: You lie.
Warxe: No I don't.
Narrator: *pokes Warxe's eye*
Warxe: OWWWW! I mean, that didn't hurt!
DF: Come back, you coward! *head falls off*
NHP: *finally succeeds in capturing Warxe*
N'tor: Fwa ha ha!
Drace: Your evil laugh sucks.
N'tor: HOW DARE YOU!? *Drace shatters like glass*
Razor: You gonna guy a drink, or what?
N'tor: Sure. All of these evil deeds are making me thirsty,

[Darkfox]

Tammy X: Thats it...
Narrator: ... ... ... DANGIT! Why don't my evil manipulative powers work on you?!
Tammy X: Because I'm more wicked than you, now it's about time I strip you of... your body! *Tammy slams her hand twards the screen and pulls out the Narrator's soul then kicks it like a football*

Everybody: Yay!

Narrator's Soul: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

*Darkfox pulls himself back together*

Darkfox: Gee X... wasn't that a bit excessive?
Tammy X: Nope.
Darkfox: *scratches head* Ok...

NHP: Yay!

Darkfox: Why DO you want to catch Warxe anyways?

NHP: Uhhhh... *ponders* ummmmm... I like his blue hair! I wonder if he likes my red hair?
Darkfox: *sweatdrop*

NHP: I release WARXEMON!
*NHP releases Warxe*

[Araloth]

Araloth *dissapears*
Hey, where am I?

[Drace]

Drace: Why don't you just join SS?
Razor: Shut up for ones!
Drace: I want a reason!
Razor: I don't have to have a reason for you!
Red: That's it I can't take it anymore, you have big relation problems and there is only 1 person who can help you.
Drace: Relation problems?
Razor: Red, what the hell are you talking about.
Red: *on the phone* Yea yea, come as soon as you get. Ok, bye. *hangs up*
Drace: Who was that? I hope it has nothing to do with your stupid idea.
Red: Don't worry he can help us.
*Jerry Springer comes in*
Jerry: Well, I heard you had relation problems so I came here to help you.

[Moosetroop11]

*wall explodes and Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in*
Arn: "In der future all vil be erased due to your stupid randomness! I have been sent from der future to eliminate all randomness!"
Red: "You realise you yourself are completely random."
Arn: "Must I eliminate myself? Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
Jerry: "It sounds like you have problems too. Let's talk this out."
Arn: "Ah, It is all because of mein mutter. She was hard on me as a child."
Razor: "When I was small -sob- a pink fluffy sealion opened his mouth while eating. -sob- I've never seen such bad table manners. And It's affected me all my life."
Drace: "Razor won't join SS!"
Jerry: "It seems you all have pent up rage and sorrows. It is important to release them."
Razor: "Okay...

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*Does a Massive Fart which destroys the world*

Boy do I feel better!"

*Everyone is floating in space*

[WarxePB]

Warxe: It's a good thing that was only a dream...
MT: Really?
Warxe: Yep.
Springer: So, Warxe, whatr's your problem?
Warxe: Well... I'm a wimp, I get pushed around by everybody, Zero keeps stealing my wallet, I can't die, no one likes me, I drank 25 bottles of vodka in one sitting...
Springer: That's enough.
Warxe: But I have more!
Springer: No one wants to hear them.
Warxe: Exactly! *runs away crying*
Zero: I only did it twice! Well, three times. Maybe five... or ten... twenty... fifty...

[Drace]

*commercials*
Jerry: Do something to keep the watchers exited.
Drace: What must we do then?
Jerry: Throw something.
Red: I'll do that.
Jerry: Ok.
Camera guy: Ok we go back in 5 ... 4.... 3.... 1....
*commercials are over*
Jerry: Welcome back, well Drace what is your problem again.
Drace: Well Razor won't join SS and I just don't know why?
Jerry: *whispering* Keep the audience exited.
And Razor why don't you join, I mean, I go there.
Drace: I haven't seen you on the Starscape forum.
Jerry: Aren't you talking about Hitler's SS?
Drace: Ummmm, no.
Jerry: Well anyway, why don't you join, I hope it's a real problem or else. *Points at something terrible, no sale rule*
Razor: Well ..... ummmm ..... ehhhhh .... he molested me!
Jerry: Did you do that Drace? *Points at no phoenix rule*
Drace: Well ..... yea! Only because he does drugs and worships Satan!
Red: I can't take it anymore! *Throws a chair*
*Pub fight breaks out, the good guys(us) vs Jerry springer, crew and audience*
Warxe: CHARGE!!!!
MT11: This is for OPHRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everybody stops*
MT11: Well .... i mean ..... ummmm ....... my bra?
Others: Oh, ok.
*Fighting continues*

[DeamoneShane]

-wakes up-
Shane: grr...steal my wallet -hicup- will you! -becomes undrunk-
Shane: That's better.
Shane: Now taste my uhh fury! Dark Barrocade- Dark energy flies at everyone.
Shane: Muahaha! Yet I still can't find my wallet..hmm..

[WarxePB]

Warxe: I've always wanted to do this.
*summons a wrestling arena*
N'tor: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE!!!!
Tonight, we've got Warxe against Random Camera Guy!
Warxe: You're going down, Random Camera Guy!
RCG: *smacks Warxe with an extra-large camera*
Warxe: *summons a giant toy hammer and crushes RCG with it*
Razor: *throws a metal folding chair at Warxe*
Springer: YOU KILLED MY CAMERA GUY! *turns into the Hulk*
Red: This is way too random, even for the Charas pub.
Springer: JERRY SMASH! *smashes a barstool*

[DeamoneShane]

Shane: *Hops in ring and grabs Jerry by leg then grabs him out the ring* ROOARAARR!!!  *punches Warxe* HAhahah ehehehe!!

[Darkfox]

NHP: I like you Mr. Former Pirate Guy!!!

"WHELP BREATH!" appears on the top of the screen

*NHP breathes fire on Jerry and Shane*

Jerry: *crispy* Ow...
Shane: *crispy too* Somthing smells good...

[DeamoneShane]

Shane: Hmm...*slaps Warxe and DarkFox* das wat juu ges. aww man Im drunk -falls unconcious before hicupping-

[Razor]

*In the midst of everything, outside of the pub keeps getting lighter and lighter*
Red: Eh? Light?
*Darkfox starts drinking something*
Razor: What the fu-
*Extreme force rips the back and left walls towards the light, as well as Jerry, the audience and Drace. A second force blows the right wall and ceiling and Shane away*
*light fades*
Red: Hey look! A mushroom cloud! Must be pretty close or something.
*Darkfox finishes his drink*
Razor: No WONDER that stupid salesman said this piece of land was such good value for dollar.

[Darkfox]

NHP: Thats what you get for slapping Warxe! HAH!