Charas Pub

[SleepAid]

Shinotebasiiackh: *Flame-throwers everything down* *puts setting to "simmer"*

[Drace]

Drace: *comes running back from the toilet* Razor, you may want to clean that up.
Razor: You do it.
Drace: No!
Razor: Well, i tried. I'll just use my secret toilet hidden behind the real toilet.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Oh well, no supper for Drace then.

[Drace]

Drace: Ah well, it's beer again then.

[Darkfox]

Razor: Sorry, Lightwolf bought most of it with the reward money he got for defeating Godzilla. All that is left is this bottle of lighter... er... whiskey! *pulls out a bottle with the title "Whiskey" written over "Lighter Fluid" in black marker*

[Red Giant]

Red: *Runs in* Quick! I'm thirsty! I need some lighter whiskey! *Grabs bottle and chugs it*
Ahh, that was good!
Razor: ... *Lights a match*

[Drace]

Red Giant: What are you going to do with the match?
*Censored*
*Red Screams*

[Dragonium]

*Barges in through the door having not paid attention for the first 82 pages of this*

*Sees all the carnage and leans on the wall, doesn't notice the sign that says "Pointless superglue-on-wall-spot, don't touch!"*

Dragonium: Hmm... Well, this is weird... Hey, lighter fluid!

*Tries to walk away, hand is stuck to wall*

Dragonium: Damn.

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 wakes up*
Red: Ahhhrgh! Burning! *Falls on top of MT11, knocking him out*

[Dragonium]

*Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a book entitled, "101 ways to unstick yourself from pointless superglue-on-wall-spots"*

Dragonium: *Flicking through pages* Hmmm... No... No... Ah, here's one.

*Puts his feet on the wall and pushes, soon coming flying off backwards. Lands on MT and Red in a big heap*

Red: Aaaaargh!

Dragonium: Don't worry, I'm wearing flaming armour!

Red: Oh, right, that's... Uh-oh...

*All three of them begin to burn*

Dragonium: Damn.

[Drace]

Drace: DOG PILE!!!! *everyone jumps on RG, MT11 and Dragonium and catches fire*
Razor: Take that red!
Red: Your on fire.
Razor: *looks* Yes, so are you.
Red: *looks* Yes, give me a sec. *screams*

[Xen]

Xen: *was clever enough not to jump on the flaming pile* Hey! This is a good bonfire! We need more people! *throws some random people on the flaming pile*
Random people: ARRGGHHH!!! IT BUUUUURRRNS!!!!!
Xen: Ahh, quit your whining! You don't see me complaining about being on fire. *breaths fire on burning people*
Red: Xen, you could at least stop the burning!
Xen: *ponders* Naah. *Sits and watches everyone burn*

[Tomi]

n00b: OMG!!  ITZ AN BONFIER!!1!1!11!
Tomi:*punt*
n00b in fire: ITZ BUNRNS!!11!

[Darkfox]

Ambrosia: They are really burning up eh?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: *Jumps off bonfire* Enough! *Flames go out*

Xen: What the...?!

Dragonium: *Pulls .44 Magnum out from under armour* Don't make me shoot you!

MT11: *Wakes up and sees Dragonium standing over him with gun* Aagh! What the hell are you doing?!?!

Dragonium: Chill, I'm just gonna shoot Xen.

MT11: Are you insane?!?!?!

Dragonium: Probably, yes... Calm down, shooting makes it all better...

Xen: Oh my god!

*Dragonium pulls trigger, magazine falls out of bottom of gun and hits MT on the head, knocking him out*

Dragonium: Damn.