Charas Pub

[MSlash67]

Slash: Hey, how are we supposed to get some more beer? Blackiceadept broke the tap.

[Dragonium]

Sephiroth: But what?

Dragonium: Beer. *Holds out a beer*

Sephiroth: Materia?

Dragonium: Materia. *Holds out Black Materia*

Sephiroth: Righto. *Picks up moon and throws it up into space*

Dragonium: Sorted.

Sephiroth: Black Materia... If only I knew what it does...

*Meteor lands in pub where the moon just was*

Dragonium: Oh [[Censored because of little kids]]!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: I could put that meteor back into space but... as I said... my back is sore sooo...

[BlackIceAdept]

Blackiceadept: I could put it out but... I'll need more than my limits of psyenergy...

[Grandy]

 Grandy: For Tutatis! I'll do it!
 *Drinks some magic potion* *throws the meteor to the space*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: I could put it out and send it back into orbit, fix the roof of damages, and the floor for free, but I need a back massage, and not the type where people walk on me... I'm fragile...

Razor: That's it?

Psychosis: Yep...

Razor: I order sombody to fill Psychosis' request! For free! Because I love money!

Guy: If we do, do we get free beer?

Razor: No...

Everybody: Awwwww...

[BlackIceAdept]

Blackiceadept: How the heck did a human thief do that...

Issac: Damn...that's bullshit...

Garret: What the hell I'm a "Hero" and I can bearly lift a bolder...

Piers: Damnit how the heck did he do that...

Felix: ...****...

[Darkfox]

*the meteor comes back down*

Meteor: I'm back!

Darkfox: Why did it come back?

Sephiroth: Ow! That darn meteor hit me in the eye!

Darkfox: Sephiroth has a thick head...

Psychosis: Where's my deal?

[WarxePB]

-Xios: I like meteors. They're such good tools of destruction.

-Kratos: Indeed.

-Xios: Well, I'm bored. You wanna duel, Kratos?

-Kratos: As long as it's 2-on-2.

-Xios: Deal.

-Kratos: Then I call in Mithos to be my partner.

*Mithos comes in*

-Mithos: Home... I'm going home...

-Xios: Heh heh, looks like your partner's lost his soul.

-Kratos: ...You still need a partner.

-Xios: Oh? Well, then...

*Zero walks over to Xios, and passes out on the floor.*

-Xios: He'll do.

-Kratos: And a theme?

-Xios: Saria's Song.

-Kratos: O_o

-Xios: No? How about Enter Sandman?

-Kratos: Nah.

-Xios: Fine. Big Bad Baby Bowser it is, then.


BATTLE:
*click to download theme*

-Xios: No mortals can defeat me!
-Kratos: Give them no quarter!
-Mithos: I'm going home... with my sister...
-Zero: ... *passed out*

Kratos casts Judgement
"Sacred powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls! REST IN PEACE, SINNERS!"
-Xios takes 1500 damage
-Misses Zero
-Mithos takes 50 damage
Mithos casts Holy Lance
-Kratos takes 250 X5 damage
*Kratos: Mithos, we're on a team.
Mithos: ...
Xios: Ha ha ha. That's what you get for having a soulless partner!*
Xios casts Darkness Rising
"Powers of darkness, lend me thy aid! Destroy the holy beings before me!"
-Kratos takes 2785 damage
-Mithos takes 3412 damage
Zero does nothing
"...my head... ugh..."
Kratos uses Demon Fang -> Lightning Blade -> Victory Light Spear combo
-Xios takes 3500 damage
Mithos casts Ground Dasher
"Engulf these pathetic souls..."
-Kratos takes 250 X 10 damage
-Xios takes 150 X 12 damage
Xios casts Shadow Flare
"SHADOW FLARE!"
-Mithos takes 10,000 damage
Zero gets up
"Huh? I'm in a battle?"
*Xios: -_-*
Kratos defends
Mithos uses Rejection
"Get away from me..."
Kratos takes 500 X 6 damage
*Kratos: Mithos, stop attacking me!
Mithos: ...My dream world... for my sister and me...*
Xios uses Swordsmanshade
-Mithos takes 2500 damage
-Effect - Petrification: Failed
Zero uses Triple Slash combo
-Mithos takes 700 damage
-Mithos takes 895 damage
-Mithos takes 640 damage
-Mithos falls!
*Kratos: ...Great.*
Kratos summons Martel
"I call upon the queen of life! Come forth, Martel!"
Martel casts Mana Light
-Xios takes 15,403 damage
-Xios falls!
*Xios: Damn it...*
-Zero takes 10 damage
*Kratos: 10?!
Martel: Mana Light does not affect non-living beings.*
Zero: *passes out*

*Kratos and Mithos win!
2500 EXP obtained
Kratos gains a level!
Prism Sword learned
3000 *random currency here* gained*

*Kratos sheathes his sword.*

Kratos: *looks at Dragonium* Now, THAT'S how you do a text battle.

-Mithos: *disappears*

-Xios: Ugh... *gets up* Well, I haven't lost a duel in a long time. Well fought, Kratos. *Kratos and Xios shake hands*

-Zero: I need a drink. *goes back to his normal spot behind the bar*

[BlackIceAdept]

Blackiceadept: ...show off...

Issac: Lets kick his ***!

Issac, Blackiceadept vs. Kratos, Mithos

Issac casts mother gaia
Kratos and Mithos take 2500damage
Kratos: Damn you!
Kratos casts Hell Pyre
Issac takes 20 damage
Mithos: Get away from me!
Mithos uses Rejection
Blackiceadept takes 200 damage
Blackiceadept: You wish to battle me weakling?
Blackiceadept casts freeze prisim
Kratos and Mithos take 4000 damage
Issac: Come on Bane lets get 'em!
Issac unleashs Bane! CRITCAL!!!
Mithos take 9999 damage! and has VENOM!
Mithos: Damn you... damn you... all... *falls*
Kratos: Repent for you crimes!
Kratos uses Demon Fang -> Lightning Blade -> Victory Light Spear combo
Issac takes 300 damage
Blackiceadept: Prepare for hell!
Blackiceadept unleashes Sleet
Kratos takes 500 damage
Issac: Open the the deaphs of hell for call upon Charon the reaper of souls and keeper of the river Sytx!!!!!
Issac summons Charon!
Kratos takes 5000 damage
Kratos: Your dead for that!
Kratos: Judgement!!!
Issac takes 9999!!!!
Issac falls
Blackiceadept miss
Blackiceadept: ...die...
Blackiceadept summons Iris!
Kratos takes 9999!!!
Issac gets back up...

Blackiceadept and Issac win!!!

OOC: Thank you your too kind!!!

[MSlash67]

*sitting at the usual spot behind the bar*
Slash:I gotta sneeze, a-a-choo!
*Bar catches fire*
Slash:.....Oh Sh**!!
*grabs someone's beer and puts out the fire*
Guy: Hey! my beer!!
Slash: It was for a good cause.
Guy: Meanie...
Razor: Hey! Are you gonna pay for those damages!?!!
Slash:..............
Razor: I'm talkin to you!!!
Slash: Well you see the thing is.....it was him!*points to a random guy*
Razor: Ok then pay up!!!
Guy: Dammit! first my beer now this.
Slash:He he, Sucker.
Razor: What was that!?
Slash:Uhh......*pretends to pass out on the bar*

[WarxePB]

-Kratos: ...

*Warxe walks in*

-Warxe: So, what did I miss?

-Xios: Me and Zero were defdeated by Kratos and Mithos, then some losers came in and defeated them.

-BIA: I heard that!

-Xios: Quiet, you.

-Kratos: Excuse me. I have other things to do.
*Kratos disappears*

-Warxe: So... what now?

-Xios: I dunno. Got any ideas?

-Warxe: Darts?

-Xios: Fine.

-Warxe: *summons a dartboard and hangs it on the wall*

-Xios: I'll start. *He walks up to the dartboard, and sticks all of his darts into the center.*

Xios: Oh yeah!

-Warxe: I saw you do that.

-Xios: Do what?

-Warxe: Well... you walked up to the dartboard and stuck them in...

-Xios: No, I didn't. That was just your imagination.

-Warxe: Really? But I swear...

-Xios: Nope.

-Warxe: Well, okay. My turn, then. *He misses on all throws*

-Xios: Too bad. I win this time.

-Warxe: Guess so. *buys a beer for Xios*

[BlackIceAdept]

Blackiceadept: Since when am I loser?

Issac: ...(Thinks why not summon the mars star for a little ***-burning fun?)

Blackiceadept: ...beer on the house!!!

[MSlash67]

Slash:Yay!!Free beer!!!
Razor:I thought you passed out?
Slash:Uhh....*chugs beer and then pretends to pass out again*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: I heard that Issac!