Charas Pub

[weirdbeard11]

Weirdbeard11 looks up from his drink

weirdbeard11:Oh...cool i'm pink

*weirdbeard11 falls asleep on top of darkfox and smothers him in his sleep because weirdbeard11 has by now developed a gigantic beerbelly*

[Darkfox]

Gamble: Heheheh... *snaps finger and a bus for fat camp falls from the sky and lands, Gamble throws Wierdbeard in the bus and it drives away*

[Big_Duke]

Duke Wakes Up from being Knocked Out by Warxe
Wierdbeard11 returns from Richard Simmons Fatman Camp,skinny
again.
Duke: (Mumbles Swears And Curses)
Duke:Where's Greenland?
Darkfox shrugs shoulders.
Duke Speeds to counter buy 11 drinks.

5 Hours later.
Duke(Now Drunk,Hurls):Hey you,Exraw!Wanna Go,Huh,HUH?
Yeah I thought so!(Hurls Again,Leaves pub)
2 hours later
Duke renters
Duke:YO!-YO!(pulls out yo-yo,starts doing fancy tricks,Hits Weirdbeard11 on the head)Sorry!!!

[Darkfox]

*Wierdbeard falls into a hole*

Red: HEY! GET OUTTA MY GRAVE!!

[Razor]

Razor: *shoots Waiter in the head with a sawnoff shotgun* I'M THE ONLY MANAGEMENT HERE!

[Dragonium]

*Radian revives Waiter*

Waiter: Eh... Y-yes...?

Radian: I'll have a bowl of cheesy nibbles.

Waiter: Certainly.

*Comes back with cheesy nibbles*

Radian: Thank you. *Kills Waiter with axe*

Dragonium: That was strangely evil of you, Radian.

Radian: I know. *Sits there munching on cheesy nibbles*

[Darkfox]

*A huge red armor appears with glowing red eyes in the darkness of it's helmet and a huge unholy sword*

Demon Lord: That isn't evil! THIS IS! *takes the cheesy nibbles, Radian tries to use axe but the axe blade shatters against the armor*I thought I felt somthing? Meh... *stuffs the cheesy nibbles down into the darkness of his helmet*

[Big_Duke]

Duke revives waiter,asks for a glass of dragon brand soda,and some cheesy nibbles too.
Waiter returns with soda and cheesy nibbles.
Duke puts BIG BELLY FATTENER in drink,lets waiter have a sip,Waiter(now weighing 200 tons)is thrown into Reds grave,killing Red,Waiter is now trying to move or get up

[Darkfox]

Red: I can't die, I'm already dead!! BUT I STILL FEEL THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF THIS 20 TON WAITER!!

[Dragonium]

Demon Lord: Muahahahahahahahahaha! What do you say to that?! I am the best!

Radian: Yeah? *Casts God's Wrath*

Demon Lord: Aaaaargh! Pwned! *Evaporates*

*Radian walks off*

Dragonium: Ehm.

Samba: Ehm.

*Radian comes back with a Cherryade and a bag of Corn Thins*

Dragonium: Ehm.

Samba: Ehm.

Radian: ... *Munches on Corn Thins*

Dragonium: Something is wrong with Radian.

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Radian has joined the psycho side!!

Void: *ahem, revives Demon Lord yet again but this time instead of horns he has bunny ears*

Demon Lord: GRAAAAHHH!!

[Big_Duke]

(200 ton WEIGHTER!get it?)


Red:Ah God!Holy Mother of God!It's crushing me!AHHHHH!!!!
Duke:Quit ya crying,it wears off in 2 hours!
Red:My Ribs!My Pelvis!

[Darkfox]

*A green biological ship crashes in and splatters green goo everywhere for no reason at all*

Red: Did some giant just sneeze?

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: It's kind of obvious, everything in here happens for no reason at all. Isn't that right, Radian?

Radian: ... *Nods and munches on Corn Thins*

*A horde of Crazy Bones walk in*

Samba: Hey, Crazy Bones! Those little plastic guys that you throw up and earn points on how they land! *Throws one up in the air*

Crazy Bone: Wheeeeee! *Lands in Red's Grave*

Samba: What score is it, Red?

Red: 3 points!

Samba: Booya!

Dragonium: Here, let me try! *Grabs a handful and throws them up in the air*

*All land in Radian's Corn Thins packet*

Radian: ... *Munches on Crazy Bones*

[Big_Duke]

Crazy bone is thrown out like a cannonball out of a cannon.
Duke levitates the waiter back on his feet and sends him to Richard Simmon's fat camp.