The Corrupted Wish Game

[garyrobinson1990]

wish granted. you now have a record on every beetle.


i wish someone wouldn't mess up this wish.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. No one will mess up your wish. You, on the other hand, are about to be messed up with a machete. Say cheese!

I wish I knew how to properly hook up an external HDD.

[darkrune]

Wish granted but when you finally learn how you are electrcuted!

I wish that summer lasted forever!

[maxine]

wish granted: the summer got so hot that you melt.

I wish i had Lingonsylt med köttbullar och potatis. Swedish foooood

[ZeroKirbyX]

Wish granted. It's been in fridge awhile and it's atrting to breath. Don't eat it for awhile.

I wish hash was called McBiscuit.

[maxine]

wish granted: Now every 1 got high and died.

I wish kirby could wish again

[shinotebasiiackh]

Wish granted. But your corruption was just as retarded as your last one, and no one likes you anymore.

I wish this ****ing TJ 700x would cooperate and let me give others access to my server!

[Razor]

Wish Granted. But it's a time grant. It won't happen until long after you're dead.

I wish it was all that easy.

[maxine]

shinotebasiiackh. You really give bad answers.

Wish granted: now you find it as easy to kill ur self.

I wish you said that wish again

[shinotebasiiackh]

Awww, did I hurt your feelings?

Wish granted. The only complication is that he didn't want to, and you had to pay him. But, what's this? Oh noes! You don't have enough money. Looks like you'll have to make the people you whore yourself out to actually pay, this time.

I wish Jimminy Crickit was squished in "pinochio" (Or how ever you spell it. Silly Italians)

[darkrune]

Wished granted, the world heard you were theone who did it and came after you with burning sticks!

I wish nOObs would stop making respect lists.

[barnsalot]

They do, but they all created Darkrune hate lists.

I wish I never had to pee again.

[Bluhman]

Granted: You now produce large amounts of yellow liquid from your sweat pores.

I wish you could be my wife.

[Vicener]

Wish Granted!
Now I am your wife, this now means you have been thransformed into a woman and you ar the slavered wife.

I wish I had to never pay bills.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Wish granted. Now the catholic church hunts you down for taking their tax exmptness.

I wish Billy the magic invisible dancing jackalope would stop talikng to me.