MMORPG n00bs.

[kodakumi]

newb and noob are tottaly differant things.


newbie: person still getting use to something (ie. game), person willing to learn from people who are of higher experience.

noob: spamming, mizz sbellar person who seems to hate everyone.


remember that when your playing an mmo.

[Dragonium]

More EO goodness.

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*I'm hunting Ice Giants, strong enemies. They occasionally drop Ice Cubes, which sell for around 400g each*

N00b: omg

Dragonium: Problem?

N00b: wtf ur in my area *He has only just got here*

Dragonium: What?

N00b: this is my are

Dragonium: It is not, I'm hunting here.

N00b: noob u r stealing my loot

Dragonium: You only just got here, stupid. *Kill Ice Giant, it drops an Ice Cube and I get the protection on it*

N00b: GIVE ME ICE CUB

Dragonium: No, it's mine. I earned it.

N00b: NOOB THIEF

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Later on, in global chat...

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N00b: OMG I KNOW U

Dragonium: *Sigh*

N00b: U WERE STEALIN MY KILLS EARLIER NOOB

Dragonium: For the last time, I was hunting there, and they were my own kills. You just tried to steal them, n00b.

N00b: I AM LVL 5 AND I AM STRONGER DAN U *Keep in mind in EO it is insanely hard to level up, I was only level 3 at the time*

Dragonium: Okay, meet me at the Skeletons, I'll party with you.

N00b: KK BUT I GET THE LOOT

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I later met him at the Skeletons. He was Level 0, was wearing Peasant Clothes (Crappy armor) and didn't have a weapon. I took on a Skeleton Warlock, he tried to steal the kill, and promptly died. I put him on my ignore list.

[Drace]

n00bs are fun. To bad I don't play an MMORPG cause that's where the good stories are.

[benosalankelley]

no its actually called a newbie. when you call a noob to a member who first just came, i think its rather offensive if they know what a noob is.
soory, but i like newbie better, much nicer. but i rather start a flame war here someone quoting my message and start a "no i'm right about people being called a noob" thing.  

[Drace]

A n00b is a person which is annoying, irritating, spamming, flaming and other useless stuff. A newbie is a newling to the game/place. I like newbies in games. Allways fun to pass your skills and knowledge.

[Almeidaboo]

Well, when I started playing Ragnarok  I was a newbie that picked on n00bs  a lot...like:

*n00b is selling green apple, worth arounf 5k and gives you a poring*

Me: Hey, iīll trade your green apple for my rainbow shell, that gives you the donītrememberthename monster...

n00b: Why would you do that?

Me: I find porings cuter and all...plus I DO NOT want an attacker monster...

n00b: hmm, dunno...

Me: Cīmon, mineīs worth 10k dude...

*lots os C'mons later...he trades...*

*n00b goes sell the rainbow shell...itīs worth 10 zenny.*

I know thatīs just mean, but thatīs also dumb right?

BTW, the chances of a poring dropping a green apple are simply ignorable.

[White Dwarf]

Screw it. *re-joins runescape*

[FFL2and3rocks]

This just happened to me  the other day in Runescape. I decided to go to the white knight castle to train, and there's already someone there. Since I'm 20 or so levels higher than him, I tend to kill the knights a lot faster than he does. So he got all pissed off and ORDERED me to leave. I said no and he started making insults about me and my mom, and who I have sex with.

[Drace]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
This just happened to me  the other day in Runescape. I decided to go to the white knight castle to train, and there's already someone there. Since I'm 20 or so levels higher than him, I tend to kill the knights a lot faster than he does. So he got all pissed off and ORDERED me to leave. I said no and he started making insults about me and my mom, and who I have sex with.

I think we met the same person. Someone also said I had sex with my mother who was a couple of levels lower. So I asked him to go to the wilderness and a me and a couple of friends ambushed him and killed him, just to teach him.

[dragoninja]

Originally posted by Almeidaboo
Well, when I started playing Ragnarok  I was a newbie that picked on n00bs  a lot...like:

*n00b is selling green apple, worth arounf 5k and gives you a poring*

Me: Hey, iīll trade your green apple for my rainbow shell, that gives you the donītrememberthename monster...

n00b: Why would you do that?

Me: I find porings cuter and all...plus I DO NOT want an attacker monster...

n00b: hmm, dunno...

Me: Cīmon, mineīs worth 10k dude...

*lots os C'mons later...he trades...*

*n00b goes sell the rainbow shell...itīs worth 10 zenny.*

I know thatīs just mean, but thatīs also dumb right?

BTW, the chances of a poring dropping a green apple are simply ignorable.

crule :p
I find it funnier to pretend that you are going to tank them in Orc Dungeon or something like it, Anyways, when they attack the orcs, I use "hide" ^^
and we all knows what that means, no don't we? it = N0bby gone DEAD!

And usually they don't have any money, so they can't warp away from there using the convinient Kafra (If there is one there on the other RO servers that is) so they can't warp away from there ^^, so they are stuck there for ages (Untill someone helps them... I usually does that too...)

[FFL2and3rocks]

This just happened about 5 minutes ago in RS...

Noob: Selling lv113 account!!
Me: Selling accounts is against the rules. And besides, I doubt you even have that account.
Noob: Ya I do
Me: Okay, what's the account's name?
Noob: Samanthanz (Note: Samanthanz is a very well-known player for being so high level)
Me: Samanthanz is lv126, you idiot. Plus I met her once, and she doesn't act the same way as you do.
Noob: Is lv113.
Me: You aren't Samanthanz.
Noob: I am
Me: Prove it.
Noob: Lol how can I prove it
Me: Log into Samanthanz and send me a message. That will prove that you are her.

*long pause*

Me: Well?
Noob: Go away
Noob: Selling lv109 account!!!
Me: I thought you said 113.
Noob: Shut up ***** ************




Busting scammers is fun.

[smokey_locs2002]

Conquer Online n00b, keep in mind you can PK in about 75 % percent of the areas in the game.




n00b: Make team, plz plvl

Supafly: No

n00b: PLZ!

Supafly: no

n00b: OMGF JUST MAKE A TEAM YOU GET VP

Supafly: no

n00b: add me to friend list

Supafly: No, leave me alone

n00b: PLZ!

Supafly: No

Then the noob just keeps saying plz make team, blah blah, they tell you they'll kill you with their main account, never happens so what is one to do? kill the noob and they still want you to plvl them.

[Sephiroth12317]

On knightonline people always ask me for Items lol I guess thats a nOOb example

[Drace]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
This just happened about 5 minutes ago in RS...

Noob: Selling lv113 account!!
Me: Selling accounts is against the rules. And besides, I doubt you even have that account.
Noob: Ya I do
Me: Okay, what's the account's name?
Noob: Samanthanz (Note: Samanthanz is a very well-known player for being so high level)
Me: Samanthanz is lv126, you idiot. Plus I met her once, and she doesn't act the same way as you do.
Noob: Is lv113.
Me: You aren't Samanthanz.
Noob: I am
Me: Prove it.
Noob: Lol how can I prove it
Me: Log into Samanthanz and send me a message. That will prove that you are her.

*long pause*

Me: Well?
Noob: Go away
Noob: Selling lv109 account!!!
Me: I thought you said 113.
Noob: Shut up ***** ************




Busting scammers is fun.

XD

[RuneBlade]

Me and my friend who plays alot of runescape went around selling rune weapons for more than their usual worth, sold a Rune Longsword for 40k and bought a new one for 20. We then sold a Rune battle axe for around 30k, and we were gonna buy a new one, so this dude says "selling rune baxe" We went up to him and traded, offered him 20k, he said "too little" we raised to 25k, then he said "ffs i bought this for 78k no less than that" so we yelled  "n00b" and loled away.

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And once I did a really fun thing in WoW, if you write something to show up in General Chat, you write:
/1 Hello
which makes
[1. General] [NameOfCharacter]: Hello

so this level 7 mage was going around in Orgrimmar asking everyone for money and stuff, after a while people got annoyed. I wrote some stuff, /2 meands Trade chat
/2 WTS 10x [Holy Protection Potion]!!
and added a bunch of spaces, so it would show up a second row, and wrote:

/2 WTS 10x [Holy Protection Potion]!!                          
[1. General] [n00bsname]: PLZ EVERYONE GIV ME MONEY I R POOR

which makes:
[2. Trade] [Sejjin]: WTS 10x[Holy Protection Potion]!!
[1. General] [n00bsname] PLZ EVERYONE GIV ME MONEY I R POOR

basically, i write stuff and it looks like the n00b writes it, so entire orgrimmar was pissed off at the little guy wanting stuff, kinda bad of me but noone likes beggars anyway.