Chuck Norris Facts

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

Originally posted by Desimodontidae


Oh yeah, one time, in math class, my teacher was like "You can't express irrational numbers as decimals." and I said "Chuck Norris can express irrational numbers as decimals.." it was great...

LOL!
I am going to submit that <.<

[MrMister]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

That actually happened, dude.

* If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Watch Way of the Dragon. He gets killed by Bruce Lee. Anyways stupid Alliance toons with their Chuck Norris spams... I'm in Warsong Gulch and all of a sudden:

Mooseknuckle yells:[Common] il drui ropa ten Chuck Norris!

[neb87]

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."
Lol thats a good one!!

[coasterkrazy]

The Chuck Norris facts... priceless... although they replaced the Vin Diesel facts. I still know more Chuck Norris facts though.

In history last week my teacher sent a kid up to go get some papers he printed out, and the kid thought he was just supposed to grab 8 pages for whatever reason. So he came back with pages other people had randomly printed out including some random stuff, a recipe for chinese corn soup and a bunch of Chuck Norris facts. Since the period was almost over, my teacher just read them aloud. My favorite one had to be "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

[Almeidaboo]

Chuck Norris is the lamest coolest person ever...

[Tomi]

Chuck Norris can eat Go-gurt with a spoon.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  Too bad he never cries.

While fighting Wolverine, Chuck Norris had his left ball cut off.  We now know it by its scientific name: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris once had 5 kids in one week.  By himself.

[Darkfox]

Your all "Chucking it up" XD

[MSlash67]

Chuck Norris came before the egg.

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

[Snake Eater]

Yes, Chuck Norris facts are quite funny, but now it's quite old. Still funny though.

[MrMister]

http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/

[Snake Eater]

Originally posted by MrMister
http://www.devilducky.com/media/41136/

Awesome.

[rush_fan]

Lol- at my school, kids were stealing books from the media center- so they put out a TV ad on the morning announcements-  the first was when this boy warned another kid not to steal the book.  He didn't listen, and when he went to his car, they showed a first person shot through the eyes of Chuck, and u see the kid getting smacked in the face by a foot.  

The second ad was funnier.  These kids doing algebra homework in the library were trying to divide by 0, but they couldn't.  The one kid said "I'll bet chuck norris could divide by zero"  Chuck norris appears(not really, just some tall kid in plaid shirt, kakhis and a cowboy hat so u couldn't see his face) he used the calculator and it divided by zero.

[Archem]

Honestly, I don't think these jokes are that funny. Only three made me crack a smile. But not a problem!

It turns out that Osama bin Laden isn't hiding from the US government. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. You would too if you called him "Charles".

[drenrin2120]

Fucken hilarious.

[Desimodontidae]

Originally posted by Archem2
Honestly, I don't think these jokes are that funny. Only three made me crack a smile. But not a problem!

It turns out that Osama bin Laden isn't hiding from the US government. He's hiding from Chuck Norris. You would too if you called him "Charles".

Somebody ban this guy.