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[oooog]

Originally posted by MrMister
Big Duke = awful threads

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hilarious.

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls, but the day the rubber was supposed to show, instead a big batch of potatoes did.  And Pringles is a pretty laid back company so they said **** it cut em up!

[Archem]

Originally posted by oooog

quote:

Originally posted by MrMister Big Duke = awful threads

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hilarious.

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls, but the day the rubber was supposed to show, instead a big batch of potatoes did.  And Pringles is a pretty laid back company so they said **** it cut em up!

Hahaha! More Mitch!

A preist, a rabbi, a blonde, Satan, and two pro wrestlers walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Time for a darker joke.

A poet walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What'll you have, stranger?" The poet replies "A tall glass of pain..."
He recieves a window.
Fin.

[Big_Duke]

Two ninjas walk into a bar and don't say a thing because they're ninjas

First people thought the sun revolved around the earth, now they think that the earth revlovles around the sun but now they know that everything revolves around ya mama's butt.

A banana and a chinese guy walk into a bar the banana wants to play I spy, the chinese man agrees,
Banana: "I spy something yellow!"
Chinese guy: "Is it you?"
Banana: "No, it's ya mama!"

The banana then runs away and does the original Peanut butter jelly time thing.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Revolution911
So a guy walks into a bar, BAM. Cancer.

Funniest one in the thread.

[MrMister]

Funny joke = this thread

[Dragoon de Sol]

A redneck goes to visit his brother in the city. His brother has gotten quite wealthy, and lives is the lap of luxury.

Redneck: Wow, what a house. Say, how's your wife doing?
Brother: She's fine. What about your wife?
Redneck: She's doing good.
Brother: How's sis doing?
Redneck: I just said she's doing good!


There is a real trashy girl that lives behind my grandpa's house. She also has a huge crush on my brother. Well, she knew that we were there, so she was outside, looking out towards the fields, trying to look sophisticated. Well:

Me: Phillip, look, that girl is there.
Phillip: That just looks like a white bag of trash.
Me: Yea, I know. That's what I said, there she is.
Phillip: *laughs*
Me: Hey, phil, go play in the trash.

[Blazingheart]

Originally posted by Dragoon de Sol
A redneck goes to visit his brother in the city. His brother has gotten quite wealthy, and lives is the lap of luxury.

Redneck: Wow, what a house. Say, how's your wife doing?
Brother: She's fine. What about your wife?
Redneck: She's doing good.
Brother: How's sis doing?
Redneck: I just said she's doing good!


There is a real trashy girl that lives behind my grandpa's house. She also has a huge crush on my brother. Well, she knew that we were there, so she was outside, looking out towards the fields, trying to look sophisticated. Well:

Me: Phillip, look, that girl is there.
Phillip: That just looks like a white bag of trash.
Me: Yea, I know. That's what I said, there she is.
Phillip: *laughs*
Me: Hey, phil, go play in the trash.

LOL,funniest

[Spike21]

Originally posted by Razor

quote:

Originally posted by Revolution911 So a guy walks into a bar, BAM. Cancer.

Funniest one in the thread.

agreed

[Big_Duke]

Originally posted by MrMister
Funny joke = this thread

Funniest Joke eva = MrMister

[Tomi]

Originally posted by Big_Duke

quote:

Originally posted by MrMister Funny joke = this thread

Funniest Joke eva = MrMister

LOLOLOLOLno.

 

Originally posted by Razor

Originally posted by Revolution911
So a guy walks into a bar, BAM. Cancer.

Funniest one in the thread.

Concur'd.

Oh, and new joke: (Quote from Razor)
Sarcasm on the internet is like... Nazis on the moon. You know it's there, but it's hard to detect.

[Dragoon de Sol]

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
But if life gives you rednecks, make fun.


It doesn't pay to be poor.
That is why people are poor.


Dad: Guess what?
Me: George Bush was assassinated?
Dad: No
Me: Damn...


Blondes are lucky. They can drink all the Icee's they want without worrying about brain freeze.


In marriage, when you say "Till death do us part" you are actually setting a goal.


Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Juck jumped over the candlestick.
But Jack wasn't nimble, nor was he quick.
When he jumped, he burnt off his d*ck.


Every wonder why Buddha is always smiling?
Look under his robe, you'll see why.


If you're mute, what do you put down is your main speakign language?

If you're blind, how are you reading this?

If you're hearing impared, I am truely sorry, but I ..ve n.. ...... f.r w.a. I am do..g.

[Moosetroop11]

I like to think they have a seperate afterlife for people who consistently tell bad jokes. Hitler and Bill Gates don't deserve to be eternally exposed to this.

[Weerd Thing]

OK, here's one:

This man goes up to heaven, and he meets the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper flips through the book of the man's life before finally saying:
"OK, I've read your life, and you haven't done any bad things... but no good things either. If you can tell me a good deed that I may have missed or is not written down there, I will open the gate for you."
The man replies:
"All right, here's one: I was driving down the street when I heard this girl crying out for help. I looked around and saw her being harassed by a street gang. I decided to help her, so I took out a baseball bat and walked up to the biggest guy. I told him 'Hey, stop harassing that girl!' He tells me 'Yeah? What're you gonna do 'bout it, chump?' So I took the bat and knocked him unconscious. The rest of the gang stopped what they were doing and made a circle around me, so I told them 'Hey, if you want the same, come an' get it, there's plenty for everybody!'"
The gatekeeper thinks over the man's story before saying:
"When exactly did this happen? Because I didn't see it in the book."
The man replies:
"Oh, just a couple of minutes from now..."

And another:

An airplane is going to crash in the Himalayas. There are 4 people on board: the tour guide, the President of the U.S. (on vacation), a little boy, and the Pope. There are only 3 parachute bags, though. The tour guide yells:
"I can't die here, I have to continue my tours!" He grabs a bag and jumps off. The President cries out in a patriotic manner:
"I am the most intelligent President the U.S. country has ever had! I can't die here, the country needs my leadership!" He grabs a bag and jumps off. The Pope calmly says:
"Well... I have lived a long and prosperous life. Go on, my child. Take the last bag." The little boy replies:
"You can come too! The most intelligent President the U.S. has ever had just grabbed my backpack!"

:p

W££rd

[Tomi]

http://charas-project.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12287&forumid=12&catid=6

Zing!

[Drace]

Now that would be topic kicking Pope.