Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rahl]

Granted, but it doesnt have the same story or share anything having to with it with the exception of the name.

I wish I could save someone's life.

[Rahl]

Granted, to bad thier sperm chicken nuggets.

I wish I had my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs.... BBQ sauce.

[fruckert]

Granted. You get ribs that were torn out of a babies back, doused in BBQ sauce

I wish for a pepper grinder

[Rahl]

Granted, but now your name is pepper, congratualtions.

I wish I had a million dollars to waste on a game.

[fruckert]

Granted. You buy the last copy of E.T.

I wish that I had some good tilesets

[Rahl]

Granted but thier too good to be believed, and so no one does believe they are good.

I wish I knew about the birds and the bees.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but you'll never get any.

I wish that I knew everything.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but the goverment keeps you held up in a cage in their office in case they need to know something.

I wish it would rain Cheetos instead of water.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  The whole world over people are being murdered by lightning speed Cheetos.

I wish for an UH-MAZING BHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK.

[Red Fox]

wish granted...

I wish for more google ads.

[Dominicy]

Enjoy


I wish who ever grants my wish was given the corruption of this wish and every subsequent one that I make, instead of me.

[Rahl]

Granted, and it happens in your mind just not reality.

I wish people were so damn stupid.

[Dominicy]

Granted.  People now were so damn stupid.

I wish my nephew weren't such a whiner.

[Red Fox]

Granted, he is now your lover.

I wish for gore p0rn

[fruckert]

Congratulations. The FBI run over to Sweden and arrest you for being in possession of snuff film

I wish that ragdolls weren't so emo